Mice one
Posted: Thursday, 13 September 2007 |
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To put a bit of flesh on the bones of the story that is Cassiemouse Clay or Mousammed Alley as he became known. He beat Jerry von Trapp to become undisputed champion of the world. He won the Golden Skirting Board Belt three times.
Harry Carpenter from Brue
Is the first pic Juror No 2?
Ruthodanort from Unst
b***dy brilliant---almost as good as last nights football result!!
carol from splitting her sides laughing
Oooh, how did that get past Anne. All it's bits showing, for the world to see, it's disgusting.
Tws from The Mouse Trap
That's shocking, he's not wearing any shorts. I'm away to write to our MousePee, Liam McCatfur. And his skateboard looks a bit dangerous. We can't have half naked rodents on dangerous sporting equipment on a family blog. Small children may copycat.
Flying Cat from HSE
Is that mouse ready to be electrocuted, by hidden cats? Can the mouse dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee? If so, we are ready to make him a Kentucky Colonel.
mjc from NM, USA
How did this depravity get published? Blatant violence and sex.
Mary Whitemouse from the hole in the corner
What would Beatrix Potter say?
F, M, C & P Rabbit from Mr Mcgregor's Garden
no ruth,its skippy's tribunal clerk!(wears protective clothing against kicks as skippy has parkinsons)
4 cat gang from chateau de st.dez
...biscuits?
Flying Cat from everything stops for tea
Parkinson's ? Are you taking the Michael?
calumannabel from the charity shop lionel
I can see where the violence comes in, but I'm still eagerly anticipating the blatant sex...
Flying Cat from le boudoir
us take the p**s?? only out of tws!
4 cat gang from chateau st.dez
Oh! I think we had one of those mice around here for a while - none of the cats could seem to overpower it. For some reason the mouse liked to chew at the underside of the windowsill right next to my side of the bed. GO FIGURE! He's gone to mouse heaven now but I think he probably came with boxing gloves...
Michelle Therese from Things Go Moo in the Night
Did you nab it with a Little Nipper? I particularly like the wonderful home-made contraption at Corrigall Farm Museum. Squash 'em flat! (Two Jehovah's came to the door yesterday: fpu noticed our latest little doorstep offering, which she had been meaning to dispose of, squashed flat by a large shiny boot. One of god's little craturs...)
Flying Cat from Mous von Trapp
Two Jehovahs FC? Two! Even Cllough had the response to that one, "Thou shalt have one God only'/ Who would be at the expense of two/"
Hyper-Borean from Out o da fe
It was a BOGOF on gods yesterday at the Co-ey, did you not notice?
Flying Cat from a shopping bag
Anyone knows what happened to Digital Sands? Has he starved to death since his expulsion from the paradisiacal premises of the local shop? Or has he simply disappeared in the classic case of no body, no crime? Are you still walking the beaches of Berneray, looking for scallops?
mjc from NM, USA
Obvious case of shifting sands.
calum moore from S Beach St Stornoway
Wait a mo', I think I see him...if he's not careful he'll be scooped up by Mr Dass's JCB and trundled off to Orkney Builders to make concrete.
Flying Cat from Churchill Barrier No 4
DS? Maybe he got lost in the fog.
Hyper-Borean from Nacht und nebel
He once was lost but now is found...
Flying Cat from in amaze
I'm worried about you getting to the surgery in a rickshaw with that Donald, could calum not take you in the motor? Even if you have to get out and push, it's probably safer...
Flying Cat from plastered@bothans