Warning. This post contains material which may offend
Posted: Friday, 03 August 2007 |
Well there's ructions on round here just now as all the members of the Ness Coastguard have resigned in support of their sacked leader. There's more on that in the Gazette.
I turned to my professional studies to take my mind off this and found some very disturbing evidence that there's many a slip between kilt and hip. No wonder there are drive-by shoutings. Not that kilts are general day wear in these parts, but we do have quite a few weddings when the bodachs flash their legs so any slips in standards could be seen by vulnerable members of the community.
Flying Cat's descriptions of kilt-wearing bodachs with skinny legs conjoured up images that I for one would rather not dwell on, but I should warn you not to look at the contents of this gallery (by clicking on next) if you are easily shocked as the snaps below will shock any right thinking Scot.
Tch.
I turned to my professional studies to take my mind off this and found some very disturbing evidence that there's many a slip between kilt and hip. No wonder there are drive-by shoutings. Not that kilts are general day wear in these parts, but we do have quite a few weddings when the bodachs flash their legs so any slips in standards could be seen by vulnerable members of the community.
Flying Cat's descriptions of kilt-wearing bodachs with skinny legs conjoured up images that I for one would rather not dwell on, but I should warn you not to look at the contents of this gallery (by clicking on next) if you are easily shocked as the snaps below will shock any right thinking Scot.
Tch.
Comments
Nooooomyeyesmyeyestakethemawaaaayyyyy.......
Hermit from Sanday
Has a branch of Murdo Summers opened in Stornoway?
calum from The Top Shelf Ness
Oh my word, it's a disgrace, they should be locked up, and throw the key away, and put on the Scots offenders list ( every English football commentator, is already on it) . Thank you for bringing this to our attention Annie. I'm sure that our new First Minister will be asked to make money available for funding, to see how widespread this shocking behaviour is.
Tws from A State of Shock
Is no. 3 a granny or a man-y?
Just wondering from a state of confusion
I didn't know scots men wore frill undies
Barebraes from Shapinsay
Annie - how could you? this is an outrage. Surely Anne at IBHQ viewed these before allowing publication?
scallowawife from horrified
Are any of them available for promotion work - I can see them being a big hit with the pink pound advertising fabric conditioner. I blame an absent father and an overindulgent mother for these traversties of bodachs.
calum from Menswear dept Victoria's Secrets Swainbost
Well, it was touch and go as to whether they should be published. In the end I thought, why should I be the only one to suffer?
Anne from IBHQ
Heavens help me. I am not sure I can take much more of this!! WHERE on earth do you find those photos, Annie-B.? Or are they produced for the blog?!
mjc from NM,USA
brilliant annie b: i've been laughing so much the tears are coming down my cheeks and i'v just woken up my two year old grandaughter, with my laughter. I don't know if any of my male friends would wear friily underwear,even for a blog on IB
carol from crying with laughter
Americans have been known to ask whether Scots wear anything under their kilts. Now we know. The Black Watch (etc) will never be seen with the same eyes ever again.
mjc from NM,USA
These are the girl-bodachs who work out of the Caladh Bar....mpu told me so it must be true...
Flying Cat from The Front Passage
Glory be .... all in virginal white!!!!!
Plaid from Outback
number four has knobbly knees but really nice hands! tut tut!
french weather girl from where its dull,hot and sticky
Good judgment call, Anne from IBHQ. Share the pain!!
mjc from NM,USA
mmmmmmm...no pain no gain, right?
Flying Cat from a knicker drawer somewhere
Well, they just don't make kilts like they used to.
Ac from Coll
... but the frilly undies look quite seductively traditional.
mjc from NM,USA
There's a side to mjc we haven't seen before...it must have been the close shave with Mr D'eath that has softened him up!
Flying Cat from Directiore Drawers Inc
Oh good God! Is it contageous? Get those bodachs treatment quick!
Sunny from Arran
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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