High ideals
Posted: Thursday, 03 May 2007 |
Chrissie Mary and I have been giving a lot of thought to the embarrassing recent events at Stornoway Airport when flights were cancelled what with poorly flight controllers and their healthy colleagues having to stop for tea breaks. (None of this kind of trouble at Callanish International, we noted.)
Well we've got a Plan.
We're going to go to classes at Ness Learning Centre to get the necessary qualifications (Highers?) and we're saving up to buy the table tennis bats from JD Williams.
Then we'll open a Strubag's franchise at the airport with takeaway cups with lids and everything so that the folks can grab a quick fly-cup.
Does FC have trouble with controllers?
Well we've got a Plan.
We're going to go to classes at Ness Learning Centre to get the necessary qualifications (Highers?) and we're saving up to buy the table tennis bats from JD Williams.
Then we'll open a Strubag's franchise at the airport with takeaway cups with lids and everything so that the folks can grab a quick fly-cup.
Does FC have trouble with controllers?
Comments
P.S. For our international friends, strubag (pronounced strewback) is gaelic for a cuppa.
Annie B from the usual
i bet you'll make a fortune
carol from stillraininginfrance
should it by a fly-away cup?
scallowawife from shetland international airport
Hilarious Annie B. I swear you'll hear from Starbucks lawyer even before the paint is dry on the sign. Great piece of imagination, though. Congratulations. Will you be trying to get a patent? If you make the outfit a limited liability company, could I buy in some shares cheap? Long live Strubags Coffee!
mjc from NM
Tch mjc, do you mean that someone else has thought of this coffee shop idea already? You'll be telling us next that W J MacDonald's Butchers in Stornoway wasn't first in the burger trade.
Annie B from the usual
Great idea Annie. Can I have an Aero for me and a plane scone for my friend please.
Foxy from near the runway
Hope the business takes off well.
lola from the mainland
I'm constantly having to retrain my controller to sit nice so's I can drape myself over his control desk while he carries the cans......
Flying Cat from Free&Footloose
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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