成人快手

Well some people are certainly cashing in on Chrissie Mary鈥檚 current personal difficulties.

Just imagine Calum lining up with Donald, Murdo John and all the other bodachs who bought up Willie鈥檚 stock of disposable cameras from Swainbost Stores and hung around outside our house pretending to be the paparazzi. Tch. The things some people will do to get free food and drink. At first I wasn鈥檛 sure whether the rabble outside our gate was the 30 men allocated to Chrissie M and me to stop us leaving Ness or whether they were reporters from Fios and the Adabrock Enquirer wanting to pap Chrissie M. Anyway I thought I鈥檇 better hedge my bets so I鈥檝e been rushed off my feet taking out trays with big steaming mugs of sheep鈥檚 head broth and plates of marag and mutton pies just in case. I鈥檓 worn out so I am.

Chrissie M is very peaky and definitely not in her usual just now. She needs plenty of peace and quiet to prepare for the Fank. Shearing her hair off and getting a guga tatoo was definitely the last straw. She鈥檒l have to wear her Church Hat till her hair grows back so please try not to stare at her when she鈥檚 taking in the washing with her second best boiler suit and the swanky broad brimmed bonnet she got from Nazirs before they closed down.

She鈥檚 not fit to travel to the Priory Clinic for rehab and can鈥檛 afford it anyway what with her other outgoings just now so she鈥檚 going for a twin centre detox and recovery break based on the Habost Clinic and the Temple at Eoropie. I trust that everyone will respect her privacy and help to make sure that she鈥檚 back on form for the impending dating extravaganza. Especially Calum.