³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ

Just in case you’re wondering what is happening in the Fank Family ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ, I should let you know that we’re not allowed to say too much about it as there’s a possible TV deal in the offing. Having said that, you might have heard that there were some ugly scenes on the first eviction night when locals nominated senior staff at Caledonian Macbrayne and the NHS Western Isles for the boot - even though they weren’t residents in the house.


So far Seonaid the Sheep seems to be performing well, following the trend of the non celeb winner of the last Celebrity Big Brother. I’m told that Seonaid is one of the bookies’ favourites alongside Tom Hanks and Renee Zellwegger. Looking forward to her forthcoming fitness video, chart single and appearances as a guest reporter on TV’s This Morning.


I’m happy to share news about the FF ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ as much as I can within the reporting restrictions, but I hope you’ll understand that I’m more coy about discussing my personal life after the Fank while any relationship is very new. So far I haven’t even seen the MoT certificate for his wee lorry so it’s too soon to tell whether this is love.


Hope everyone got home safely.