I鈥檝e just been sent an email with details of 鈥楾he Bard on 成人快手 Scotland鈥 which has news of our own Burns supper, Tam Cowan鈥檚 TV documentary, What Burns Did For Me and 成人快手 Alba鈥檚 promising sounding music show where some of the top Nashville women pay tribute to Burns. However, I am shocked that the powers that be have chosen to overlook what might be the finest tribute to the great man that has appeared on the 成人快手 all year.
I know most of the regular bloggers will have read this already but I felt it deserved it鈥檚 own posting so it can be enjoyedby Burnsian scholars far and wide. DC and Gaie we salute you鈥
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Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face,
Great Chieftans o' the Blogging Race,
Abune them aw ye tak yer place,
Mail, Text or Facebook,
Aw your music is good taste,
Fae Gong tae Dr Hook
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Springsteen, Bowie, Floyd and PIL
Kassidy, Lulu, Jansch and Tull
We mak' oor lists, we mak' them still
Tho' themes repeat
Of space and colours we've had oor fill
Lost jotter indeed!
Folk tell o whit they're aboot tae eat
Risotto or quiche, langoustine or meat
A glass o' wine seems the norm no' a treat
Nae common ale!
In kitchens a' ower they jig tae the beat
Or text wi' a tale
No' a' folks are eagerly clearing their plate
Some drivin' hame or stuck on the M8
Or rushin' wi' weans tryin' no' tae be late
To karate class
It helps when the songs and tunes are a' greaaayyyt
Then we're no sae fasht
We tune in efter six wi' oor lugs pinned back
We're hopin' tae hear that favourite track
We've ploughed our collection, looked through the stack
Spotified or Googled
We want sangs and mair sangs, nae yakety yak
Keep the gigglin' frugal!
The groaning producer鈥檚 here again
Her hurdies? Dinnae mention them,
She tries her best, but it鈥檚 aye the same
Playlist debate
Blog sangs ignored again an again
Fae six til eight
Bryan鈥檚 knife see rustic labour dight,
Cuts playlist up wi' ready sleight,
鈥漌e鈥檙e no playin that the nicht!鈥
Babs, take a look!
Switch on the Mac an hae a sicht,
What鈥檚 on Facebook 鈥
Then, sang for sang, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the bloggers! On they drive,
Till a' the weel-kaint sangs revive
In themes like 鈥淒rums鈥;
Then auld Burnett, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! Hums.
鈥漌e鈥檒l hae tae pit on Blondie noo
An鈥 sangs that widnae flee a coo!鈥
Proclaimers? Thon wad make ye spew
An thump yer fist,
Wha鈥 takes a sneering, scornfu' view
O鈥 sic a playlist?
Poor devils! Listenin tae sic trash,
As feckless as wither'd rash,
What they鈥檙e needin鈥檚 a guid whip-lash,
Tae bring them roond!
Nae mair tracks like 鈥淢onster Mash鈥 :
Play Bloggers soonds!
For mark the Blog, they urnae dull,
Their trembling earth resounds tae Tull,
Bragg an Floyd, turn them up full
An shake the trees
Liked fae Fife Ness tae Soond o Mull,
Wick tae Dumfries .
Ye Pow'rs, wha鈥檚 playlist taks the air,
And dishes oot this bill o' fare,
Beeb Scotland has tae take mair care;
They鈥檝e waited long
Hear the Bloggers gratefu' prayer
An鈥 Get It On!