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At the Bar

I was sitting on a high stool at the bar

Standard issue paddy poet,

Enjoying a pint of Guiness with nobody but

Myself; the way to enjoy a pint of Guiness.

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Then the scant of somegirl sexy mounted

The next stool,

All tightflesh and longleg.

May I buy you a drink? She asked in that nasal

American accent.

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‘ Whell tanks veera mutch ' I said in my

Greenest accent ‘ Oil have a point of

Porther and tanks fur aaskin. '

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Then I thought about her,

As she paid the barman,

And I said, conversationally,

After I had sucked a grateful gobfull

Through the lush cream of my virgin pint,

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‘ If I had lived only in the

Better-lit areas of my head.

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If I had met you

Thirty-two funerals ago.

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If I had never tasted the blood

Dripping from the Celtic Tiger ' s teeth.

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If I could still find relevance to

My existence in my existence.

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There might've been a chance that me and you

Would've got down to some Yankee doodle-do '.


By Vincent Marmion

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