成人快手

Well the new digital channel is up and running and it was strange watching Celtic and Kilmarnock battling it out with a Gaelic commentary today. So far there seems to have been a strange film about Elvis in Point and a documentary about a mass murderer with the life of Zinadine Zidane to come next week. What are the progrmamme controllers playing at?
Not a mention of Harris Tweed or windfarms yet and no mention of Brian Wilson.
Surely a documetary on the making of Harris Tweed should be a priority plus Trinny and Susannah doing a programme on Sunday millinery in the Free Churches and why no Sunday service? Maybe an X Factor for precentors would make great TV or a programme about Ministers called Strictly No Dancing.
A new soap in the style of Emmerdale called Oliver's Brae would surely outdo Neighbours and we could have a Drunk and Disorderly Crimewatch shot in Stornoway.
What other programmes should the new channel be airing?

I'd like to take these budding bards
And ship them off to Clinton cards.

Murdo John Keats Lemreway

As the public face of the Broadford and Finlay Building Society I wish to allay the fears of all our investors from Barra to the Butt and from Dell to Dalmally
( enough alliteration get on with it woman) that our lending book is toxic. Admittedly my mother is a couple of months in arrears on her mortgage with us but she hopes to rectify things at the Bingo this week as she's sure it's her turn for the jackpot. As for us having Murdo John's blackhouse on our books at 拢1.25m, this was a simple typing error from an employee we had recently on a scheme. It is the same typist sent an email out concerning buy to let to our branch offices and the typo was the reason we have bought so many public conveniences ( think about it). We will continue to put sponsorship money into the Fank and we will be backing the Cross Inn Dominoes Team as we are certain Dominoes will feature in the 2012 Olympics. We are hoping to record a new commercial using Howard now redundant from the Halifax singing 'Don't cry for us Aunt Murdina' as a house in Brue is repossessed. We as a company feel this will let people know what happens if they default with us here at the Broadford. So to use another company's slogan, 'The future's bright there's nothing to worry your wee heads aboot'
PS Our offices and cash machines will be closed for the next few days until I return from the Cayman Islands.
Yours
Chrissie Mary Morrison (Miss)