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16 October 2014

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A new line selling out fast at Emporioalanjohn

For may years emporioalanjohn has relied on the sale of fenceposts and replacement dungaree buttons to eak out a profit. With the opening of the new instore bakery ( a grill from that American boxing guy) alanjohn has been experimenting with a new carageen biscuit filling. He has after extensive product testing on Chrissie Mary Morrison (miss) launched his new Credit Crunch Creams. They are selling out faster than his maracburgers and his guga wraps.
He is looking for outlets on the mainland for this product. Maybe he could set up a new concession in the foyer at IBHQ?

Donald asks Why is Point named after a fielding position in cricket. Logically Tolsta should be renamed Silly Mid On?
He also wants to know if you have to be bereaved to eat black pudding on Lewis as you have to be to wear black clothing.
Is RET got anything to do with Gone with the Wind?

Did I spot mjc at a presidential rally on TV the other day? I recognised the purple stetson and the John Denver glasses.
Have to go - matron is shepherding us back on the ward.
Calum
Posted on calumannabel at 23:27

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Captain Pugwash suggests that the Lewis Export Council takes a position on Credit Crunch Creams and Hebridean Soaps, marketing their KIP (key interest point for the unenlightned) environmental friendliness to the rest of the world. This decisive action at a time of general financial nervousness will undoubtely restore world market confidence in island economies, with the possible exception of Glitnir and other Icelandic banks and the Grand Banks. To whom do i send my consultancy bill?

Barney from Swithiod market monkeywork


Not sure that was mjc--I don't think there have been any rallies in IN, but I could be wrong...

thelovelyOutlander from carageen biscuit filling??????? ewwwwwwww


Chrissie Mary and Donald have left a funny comment on my answer phone. It made me laugh.

pondhead from Mull


Purple Stetson: not known in this country, if made - only for export. As for poor old me, I am the man in black. Not wimpy Denver sun glasses for me, nor gangsta ones either. In any case, Calum., I was not allowed at any of the presidential candidates' meetings: I refused to go in without my rhubarb pies. # Sure there are rallies in Indiana. We are being courted, the moon is being promised us. And even when the cuckoos are not flitting about, there is the Indianapolis 500.

mjc from IN, USA


Ach, an' I forgot the vindaloo guga.

Barney from Swithiod in a mellow mood


Today's tip. For cheap buttons take a coin, any coin, drill two holes in it, sew to dungarees.

Nic from Coll


Nic Not just any coin - Icelandic coins are by far the best as the currency's finished.

Button Ben from Brue


Poor Iceland. No more caviar. Back to pickled herrings. Is there any cod left, by the way, for another hot war between Iceland and Her Majest's Government?

mjc from IN, USA


No more cod, only cod pieces.

Flying Cat from fishy fingers


Barney, a Niseach living in Shetland has just published a book on the guga hunters of ness and a complementary book of poetry...I would tell you about it but for *see below*

Flying Cat from fried email address book


Those who have ever dinged FC with an email should probably do so again. To fill up the address book, and before FC learns to put on the spam filter.

mjc from IN, USA


Thank you very much for clarification mjc. Its surely time calum blogged again. I'd like to know what a FC Christmas is like...

Flying Cat from toujour la politesse




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