成人快手

I had no idea what was on the cards, last Tuesday, when I attended the Ness FC annual Christmas Party at the Eoropie Bochan, that boutique drinking venue on the machair near the lighthouse. I had been 'harvested' the previous Wednesday outside Woolworth's when a man claiming to be from a model agency complimented me on my anorak and fake Ugg boots. Nothing unusual there although Donald disagrees. He seems to thinks I have lost my bloom. He told me, 'Chrissie Mary, you used to turnheads now you turn stomachs.' I suppose this comment stung me so I accepted this 'scout's' invitation to attend a party where I was told the cream of the island's footballers, shinty players and mod winners would be looking for some Eye Peninsula Candy.
In my D and G Liberty bodice and Lybro body stocking believe me I looked the part. Roddy Ferdinad was first over offering me the keys to his hotel room followed by MacBrayne Rooney. I know he's AC /DC but there was no sign of his partner, Colin. How I came to appear on Hertz van de Rental's mobile telephone is a mystery though I must say he made me feel really good - or maybe it was because he kept his goalkeeping gloves on. I thought the lighthouse stood out well in the film - at least I think it was the lighthouse

The manager of the team Hamish Ferguson,has been on and apologised personally for the poor performances of his team and has offered me a season ticket by way of compensation and an access all areas pass for the home dressing room thoughI have to provide my own towels if I want to share the team bath. Regreets? Moi? If I could turn the clock back, I'd do it all again though I wouldn't have any of the icing sugar off the Turkish Delight - it made my gums numb and I sneezed a lot. I hope this clears up any misunderstandings.
From Chrissie Mary, the girl who has everything and a cupboard full of ointments and creams to prove it.
Merry Christmas