Niseachs in Need Give Generously
Posted: Monday, 15 October 2007 |
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I want a scooter, please can I have a scooter? It has been a while but well worth the wait. Very good, lol, BOL, and other Initially things. Great stuff.......
Tws from Staying Here Apparently
I am aware where Ness is, I even knew where it was before David Cameron mentioned it. It is for the people of Ness that I have suggested the changes in inheritance tax. I am even thinking of making making Gugas VAT exempt.
Gordon from London
Calum. I would love to pledge a million or two, but I understand that only UK bloggers are allowed to contribute. I note however that there are no 成人快手 rules preventing yours truly from being chosen as financial advisor and broker: therefore, if you wish funds raised to be invested solely in sub-sub-prime mortgage financial instruments with guaranteed losses, don't hesitate to contact me.
mjc from NM, USA
You lucky, lucky people tae have such community spirit, I especially loved the sharing o' Pan Drops! Whits a church?
Junie from Bellshill (the wilds o' Lanarkshire)
You lucky, lucky people tae have such community spirit, I especially loved the sharing o' Pan Drops! Whits a church?
Junie from Bellshill (the wilds o' Lanarkshire)
The scooter is in the bag TWS. We shall make the award in the first tranche of handouts so you can come to Ness in it. We are supplying a large basket to carry Gotoffthe as well.
calumannabel from Niseachs in Need Grant Committee
Brilliant, calumannabel, ROFL, you brightened my day!
Jill from EK
We here at Rolling Acres would like to put up a sum of dosh sufficient to not publish that book because we have seen bits on Another Site...What on earth have the Tws Family done to deserve the ghastliness of not one, but FOUR trips to Disneyland in a year? This is cruel and unnatural behaviour by any standard. It may even be against the ECHR guidelines. If you can still get a penny dainty for a penny at emporioalanjohn it's time for a visit from Environmental Health...they must be well out of date!
Flying Cat from credit card meltdown
Where's the 'green' proposals? Forget Wayne Rooney, 拢30m will only get his autograph (includes writing lessons). That sort of money will allow every house in Ness to have its own 500 foot wind turbine in the garden and for several fire engines to dowse the fuse boxes under the stairs whenever the wind blows. And you can save 拢20m on the ferry - with enough turbines and an average wind, Ness will be blown across to the mainland. All that will be needed is a short pontoon to go ashore. Just think of the cultural benefits of a visit to Cape Wrath, I haven't met anyone for 12 years.
Angus from No. 1, Cape Wrath
Guga is already free of VAT as an essential food item though if enrobed with chocolate it does attract VAT. The poor gannet however was not mentioned in the new inheritance tax proposals which is odd given the Chancellor's links with Lewis so presumably it is still impossible for one generation of gannets to pass on their nests to the next generation without a 40% levy. Disgraceful!
calumannabel from Ness Centre for Fiscal Studies
Dear mjc There is nothing to stop you baking some oatcakes, having a coffee morning and sending the proceeds. If there's any spare money we might send Chrissie Mary ovewr to see you.
calum from to the left of the usual
Penny Dainties represents some of th emore up to date staock at alanjohn's. The Environmental Health have already taken a tractor load of snuff that was bought at a good price in 1937. The shop however is very green - especially the cooked ham on the meat counter. Four visits a year is we admit the maximum number of trips allowed under the Geneva Convention but TWS will not seem so bad to the rest of the family after a week of forgs legs and mice tails. Please tell me which site the 'book' is on. In fact I think we all should be told.
calumannabel from Booker House Brue
Living on the Northern Rock has gone to your head, Angus. However Donald has realised if we have four turbines around the football pitch we can hang the floodlights from them.
calamec from The Bernabau Brue
Thanks to Flotta School for donating their entire carrot crop to Niseachs in Need. The carrots will be given to the partially sighted of Eoropie.
calumannabel from NIN HQ
Hi Jill What is ROFL? I hope it doesn't contain additives as I'm hyperactive. How much can Donald sell it for?
Jack from the guy who went up the hill with you
What are the cultural benefits of a visit to Cape Wrath? (Apart from meeting Angus, it goes without saying...)
Flying Cat from curiosity cott
Jack, I've never met you and have certainly never been up any hills with you, I am very particular about who I go up hills with. And remember that it wasn't Jill who got the broken crown... ROFL means rolling on the floor laughing.
Jill from EK
Forgive Jack, Jill: he is still concussed. Wasn't it you who went with me up Blueberry hill, and sat on my knee under the apple tree? No? Maybe it was Sally. She had typical English corn-fed calves ...., just like Chrissie Mary (no thank you, Calum.: I'll let someone else have my prize. Maybe ArdnortR. when he gets back.)
mjc from NM, USA
CALUM: I presume you are now banned from your local shop after the "green comments"Is this your way of coming out in sympathy with diggie sands???
carol from still laughing at this blog
Has Calum come out???? I must have missed that one...
Flying Cat from step we gaily
I like ROFL...but...LMEA is even better. Fac's are chiels that winna ding - and I have this (slightly amended) version from a linguistics expert of Very High Standing...Laughin' Ma Erse Aff.
Flying Cat from awaiting the red pencil of moderation
Oi, how did Fc get away with that Patricia? Don't let FC get anything it wants posted on the comments in IB. Peace be with you all.
Tws from Backaffronted
Flying cats are by definition beyond the reach of the arms of the law (recent miscarriages of justice notwithstanding).
mjc from NM, USA
To get back to the business in hand which, lest we get distracted, is NIN, is it possible that the Spinsters of Ness might be more appreciative of the money being spent on a Jolly Roger? (or a jolly Murdo John)
Flying Cat from Never on a Sunday
Jolly Roger isn't so jolly if he misses his Prozac
calumannabel from close to the usual
Coming out??? Who me dear gay dear? Absolutely preposterous. I only help them out when they're busy.
calumannabel from from the unusual
I thought you might be the only one in the village sweetie...
Flying Cat from mincin' wi' Cherlie
It is a toss-up as to who gets the tourist vote: Cape Fear or Cape Wrath.
mjc from NM, USA
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