成人快手

Early arrivals in Stornoway tomorrow will find some supermarket shelves bare as locals have shopped in anticipation of the Fank which begins tomorrow and ends Tuesday. Somerfields and Boots are completely out of Lynx Deoderant and Woolworth's have had an unprecented run on Ladyshaves and Immac although it is believed that one old man from Habost mistook the Immac for cream cheese, spread some on a cracker and is looking for his moustache of fifty years.
The Stag Bakery has had extra shifts producing vol au vent cases and the 'I cant believe it's not Guga factory' has been working full pelt for some weeks now. The guga wraps could be the highlight of the event - a new export in prospect.
Donald and I are humbled at the support you ahve given us and hope you all end up with the person of your dreams. Remember 'faint heart never got anywhere'.
GO FOR IT PEOPLE YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.