I'm on a promise tonight....
Posted: Friday, 10 February 2006 |
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Honestly Calum, you know Chrissie Mary鈥檚 not safe out on her own. (i.e without me). I鈥檒l get my best pinnie and hat and we鈥檒l both be waiting at the tractor pull-in by the church in Dell. I suppose you could bring Donald. I鈥檒l bring the boiled sweets, some nice Spam sandwiches and a thermos of Irn Bru for the journey. Anyway, Chrissie Mary鈥檚 not blind. She just likes to wear the sunglasses. I blame the Beckham bisom and the whole Raeburn / Rayban confusion. She does like the dog though. She's asking if you can pull any strings for a tour of the Wild West Beef Jerky Head Office on Bayhead while we're passing. Chrissie Mary's worried about their supplies since she heard about the 2 bankrupt cattle farmers at Back. Did you hear about the Broke Back Croft?
Annie B from Lone Sheiling
Beef Jerky's HQ is on Inaclete Road. It's years since they were on Bayhead. What planet are you on Annie B? Chrissie M and myself can manage without a chaperone thank you. You ae not going to be the Camilla in our relationship - Chrissie Mary said as we embraced in the doorway of the Tourist Office.
calumannabel from Dunsnoggin North Dell Lewis
Inaclete Road, Bayhead, Cromwell Street, Kenneth Street, Point Street, every street in Stornoway.... What a night I put in trailing after you both... I have to say that you were a bit daft to take Chrissie Mary on that sort of a jaunt Calum. Goodness knows how we missed each other at the tractor-pull in, but it wasn't sensible to overexcite herself with the bright lights of Stornoway, was it? She's very confused now. Keeps going on about Camelia. Don't know why she's obsessed with the air freshener used by Prince Charles and the more sophisticated residents of the Northern Isles. I can only think that the pressure of the Fank must be getting too much if you're carrying on like this. Chrissie Mary is busy holding the hanks for me to make balls of wool this week and is excused from PE.
Annie B from Lone Sheiling
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