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16 October 2014

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Roddy John, the postie, is brassed off....

Yesterday, the 27th, Donald and I were having a snooze in the late morning when there was a knock on the sheiling door - unusual - as the sheiling is four miles from the main road. 'Parcel for Calumannabel' he shouted.
I answered the door . 'You're not going to make a habit of this are you?' A bedraggled Roddy John, the postie, stood there looking less than impressed as his van sank slowly into the peat bog.
The parcel was addressed to Calumannabel and Donald, Dell Shielings, Lewis.
It contained two mugs emblazoned with calumannabel's dating service, a packet of Garibaldis and a book callled ' Nice cup of tea and a sit down.' The whole thing was in a hamper marked 'Strewbacks Nuptial Hamper.' Well you could have knocked us down with a feather. So thank you anonymous cailleach whoever you are. There was also a letter for Donald. It was from someone called Frank Marshall in Ohio who has been following our site. He's offered us a batch of fluorescent jackets misprinted so they read FANK MARSHALL - exactly what we need for crowd control. Donald has borrowed his mother's winter fuel payment to pay for them - what dedication and they should be with us shortly. Photo of said garment on site as soon as they arrive. So we're flying going into the new year.
Mike at Blogging HQ has thrown some Jimmy Shand LP's into the sponsorship pot though if the 'Laird's Unplugged Session at Tillicoutry Locarno' is among them that'll be quietly slipped into my collection. Any other sponsorship offers gladly considered and advertising board round the perimeter fence will be offered soon. Full timetable in preparation to keep Sunny from Arran happy.
As for the offer of Dougie Donnelly coming to Ness - send him to Harris they still enjoy him every day on Radio Clyde down there.
Posted on calumannabel at 22:35

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For a giddy moment or two I did wonder whether the ‘LPs’ that Mike offered might be the late great Jimmy Shand's collection of Lofty Peak memorabilia. Of course I soon realised that GrannyEllie will already have acquired these - along with Calum Kennedy’s rolling pin and Kenneth McKellar’s sieve - in her capacity as the Official Curator of Auchenshuggle’s Lofty Peak (Flour of Scotland) Museum and Library. I’d like a trip there after the fank.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling 17


My mithers gramaphone collection is available although some of the 78s might be left at home as not to 'cause offense. See "Is there life on Harris." I thought that was very generous of Mike, I believe Mrs Donnellys culinary delights will add a frisson of danger to the proceedings. I am glad to here that you don't have a werewolf problem and that they taste of chicken which will be an exotic treat as our werewoves taste more like gamey pork. Mainly due to the length of time it's left to hang (in public). As you have to remove their heads prior to roasting to avoid embarrasing the family, we have a number of excellent recipes for werehead soup. Although I believe werewolves come ready stuffed.

Sunny from Arran


I was just wondering if the goodies also included a bottle of Portobello. Apart from Cremola Cream, that is another drink I wouldn't mind seeing again.

Arnish Lighthouse from Stornoway


I hardly dare ask but what is Portobello?

calumannabel from the reading room ness mobile library


Got me beaten here Arnish. No idea what bottled Portobello is. Obviously a townie drink from the sophisticated Stonoway suburbs. If its up to Cremola standards I'd like to know more about it.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling 17


Portobello was the first alcopop. It was carageen flavoured treacle beer and was the drink of choice among the herring girls working down the east coast. It came in green bottles with a label showing the skyline of Portobello where it was bottled at McGimpsey's Vinegar Factory in Dalmuir Rd. The factory is now a B&Q. Hope this answers your query.

Condom McKenzie Historian from The Booze Archives Habost Lewis




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