成人快手

Donald and I have received a boost with the arrival of Uncle Angus who is home from Partick. He is a bus driver and the first thing he said when we told him about the festival was, 'Count me in and save me a good looking one,' followed by the wise advice, 'You need both a timetable and sponsorship.' We talked this out over dinner ( saith and potatoes) on the new oilcloth Angus had brought for Granny from a French market in Clydebank. Sponsorship has arrived immediately. We met up with Donald John Morrison in the Swainbost shop buying Paris buns for the staff at this factory in Habost. He has kindly put the full weight of his company which recycles seagull flesh under the name, 'I can't believe it's not Guga' behind us. He is also offering tours of the factory to any couples who 'get together' at the festival. He will also donate a thousand Guga Kebabs for the catering concession at the Fank. Other food ideas welcome to tender and we've been told Starbucks are interested in the strubag franchise!!
If anyone else has any sponsorship ideas please post them on this site. I'll report tomorrow then I've a week away at the sheilings out at Muirneag.