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I was worried that tonight’s theme ( artists who have only had one number 1) might be a tough one for the folk listening ‘on the move’ as I thought it might be hard to come up with a suggestion without access to reference books. I was wrong as it turned out to be a busy show and it turns out there is no shortage of acts who only topped the charts once. The suggestions ranged from Hot Chocolate to Human League and from Simply Red to Status Quo. There were some shocking injustices revealed tonight. I’m still upset about the fact that Dusty only had one chart topper and Aqua had three!
“ I want my money back†is the great theme that’s been suggested for Wednesday. I’m looking for your experiences of the albums you bought that turned out to be deeply disappointing. Was there a single you bought without having heard it and when you got it home it turned out to be a duffer? Were there gigs where you should have been offered your ticket price back? I’d love to hear your stories.
Most of my experiences have come from things that I’d read about in the music press and convinced myself I had to have. Inappropriate indie and unwanted americana CDs line my shelves, and because I’d read a good review in Uncut and believed they were going to be the next big thing. Worst of all – what was I thinking about when I bought My Chemical Romance? If I had a pound for every time I played that album I’d…have a pound. Refund please!
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At 26th Apr 2011, henri hannah wrote:This is similar, I think, to the 'one track album' theme we had a year or so ago.
Funnily enough, it's not a modern problem - I'm frequently taken aback by tracks that come up on shuffle that cause me to do the reverse - re-appraise albums positively that I haven't always got the first time around.
It'll be partly my fault, but Paulo will be able to request 'Winter' by Love & Money.
Last time I went for Rosie Vela and Ace and I might do so again. I'd go for Alanis Morrissette but spring is here, we've had a hard winter and our small nation deserves some peace from the screaming harridan.
I'd be interested in the opposite theme.Things you didn't mean to buy, but went on to love.
regardez youse
henri
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At 26th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:Fundamental flaw - you need to ask for things that were duff? I need to think about this....
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At 26th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:WEDNESDAY
Having perused the available playlists, I demand the return of my licence fee.
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At 26th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:Can't remember buying anything I didn't like. Apart from that breakdancey thing I got instead of the intended
Propaganda Dr Mabuse
Entirely my own fault.
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At 26th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:No shows:
Steve Earle
Fats Domino
Dr. John
Al Kooper
Stan Webb
Edgar Winter
The only one with a valid excuse was Steve Earle - jailed for drugs and firearms offences.
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At 26th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:YOu should not take drugs and shout at people when you have a tour lined up. Steve Earle has gone down in my estimation. Mind you the reultant lp was a cracker. Though this does not seem to have had a positive effect on his boy.
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At 26th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:On last year's Record Store Day, I dragged my really rather hungover self out of bed to plonk myself in a record shop to hear Roddy Hart. I did hear Inge Thomson who was quite good, stood around bored for a while, had some free alcohol and crisps, stood around bored for a bit longer, listened to someone else...can't remember who...wandered around the Old Town...ate a sandwich...wandered back to the shop feeling really pretty ill only to discover Mr Hart had decided rehearsing with his band was more important than giving me a free concert!!!
If I'd paid anything I'd want my money back.
I seem to remember Norrie said the track 'Boxes' is good...please play that...I'll probably go off on one of my Roddy Hart...couldnae even be bothered turning up...he's never getting a penny off of me...rants though!!!
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At 26th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#7 Not that you have a grudge! Boxes is an excellent track! I'll tell Roddy you were asking for him.
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At 26th Apr 2011, joe-k-brown wrote:Norrie - Agreed, this is a difficult theme.
I can think of two examples:
A - I heard Jewel perform "Have a little faith in me" on a movie soundtrack, and bought the CD Pieces of You in the mistaken assumption that it would be of a similar quality. Big mistake!
B - I expect Ryan Adams' CDs to be a tad inconsistent, but when he is good he is incredible. A few years ago I saw him in concert in Glasgow, with the Cardinals, and it was "a game of two halves". The first section of the show was brilliant and culminated in a fabulous version of "When the stars go blue". Then it all went wrong, and for the rest of the concert we were subjected to long instrumental dirges or half-finished unpolished songs destined for the next CD. A huge disappointment.
Please play:
Have a little faith in me - Jewel
When the stars go blue - Ryan Adams.
Joe
Linlithgow
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At 26th Apr 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:the lead singer of deep purple, and his band, deep purple.
many moons ago played the caird hall in dundee.
he strode onto the stage grabbed the mike which resulted in the mike stand tumbling ever so gently into the audience, lightly brushing some dewey eyed groupie in ROW 1.
after mumbling his way through the first song HE APOLOGISED TO THE PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE FOR INCONSIDERATELY SKITING THE MIKE STAND INTO ROW 1.
when did a pop icon ever apologise for THAT?
it was downhill from there even with a number of ritchie blakmore solos.(yawwwwwn).
the obilgatory end of show wrecking of equipment consisted of the towers of amps being LIFTED onto the stage floor and SLID across the stage.
NOT A SINGLE GUITAR WAS SMASHED.
THE DRUMSTICKS WERE THROWN TO THE FLOOR (too wild!!)
weak.
pathetic.
LEAD SINGER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
yes, i would take my 2 quid back.
double pronto.
spose you'll have to play 'black night' and put him oot his misery.
cheers frae the dale
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At 26th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:#8 Please do Norrie...and tell him If I ever meet him I'll give him a Chinese burn!
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At 26th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#9 I agree with Joe, Ryan Adams is the only gig I have ever walked out on. Drunk, incoherent. And Ryan adams was worse!! When he statred slagging the audience for being stupid enough to buy a couple of his albums that was enough...
2nd Joes choice of When The Stars Go Blue, anything but New York, my favourite is La Cienga Smiled or
English Girls Approximately which features....
I have always wanted to see Marianne Faithful, she was supposed to play in Glasgow but had the cheek to get seriously ill before the tickets even went on sale!
Marianne Faithful - Times square
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At 26th Apr 2011, DC wrote:I bought 'Classic Yes' in 1982 or thereabouts because I'd heard Wonderous Stories on the wireless. I have not yet managed to like any of the other tracks.
No doubt my fellow bloggers will disown me
DC
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At 26th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#9
I think "obilgatory" just about sums it up.
#13
Yours Is No Disgrace provided the soundtrack for a number of parties in my youth but Yes are hard work.
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At 27th Apr 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:#13 & 14 @ ya DC and Glen Miller..............agreed
YES, many moons ago at the caird hall in dundee.............(nah its not deja vu)
many moons later i nearly had the misfortune of bumping into rick wakeman in a campsite @ glastonbury (other family business, not the musical jamboree).at the reception desk there it was stuck to the wall..........a local newspaer article about how rick (born again) had recently stayed at the avalon campsite. phew..near miss.
glastonbury is quite nice out of season btw.
anyway.
the one bit of the gig i rememeber was the organist......... that would be the bold rick..................jumping up the back of the stage steps to play the in-house organ..............ruined on him it was.
had to suffer the YES version of AMERICA (west side story).............
so it was YES..........definititely NO NO.
and YES i would accept any reasonable offer of a refund.
cheers frae the dale
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At 27th Apr 2011, paolopablo wrote:Julies phone must be suffering on this thread
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At 27th Apr 2011, paulhandley wrote:Dylan had just come off a hat-trick of top albums in the 70s when he recruited half of Dire Straits for his next offering. I liked them as well at the time so buying the next album was a no-brainer, I didn't even bother to listen to anything before picking up a copy of "Slow Train Coming".......bad mistake.......
Precious Angel - Bob Dylan
......is the only track I would download.......
....if I had an MP3 player.....
Paul from Ayr
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At 27th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#17 Go back and try that album again Paul, the whole of side 1 is outstanding. Gotta Serve Somebody, Precious Angel, I Believe In You, Slow Train. There is some strong material on Side 2 as well. Give it another go I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Another great theme – request stuff you don’t like.
However, congratulations to ArtificialRhonda who got pole position on the show last night on her very first attempt at guess what’s on the GIO playlist.
I once bought The Mars Volta mistakenly thinking it was John Martyn Live (it was in the John Martyn section and I was in a hurry). It wasn’t until I started playing it in the car that I realised something was amiss. Mind you, I quite like it now.
Is CONCERTINA from SCABDATES by THE MARS VOLTA on the list?
Didn’t think so.
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At 27th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:This bitterness will eventually corrode your soul.
I bought Ellis, Beggs and Howard on the strength this single only to find out from a sneering colleague that they were a Kajagoogoo off-shoot. The pain of this style faux pas is only now beginning to wear off.
Big Bubbles No Trouble - Ellis, Beggs and Howard
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At 27th Apr 2011, mikeshropshire wrote:Well there's the one about a (friend) who bought two tickets for a 'Steeleye Span' gig to impress a prospective new lass who loved the band... only to discover after her luke-warm reaction to the gig, she was infact a big 'Steely Dan' fan!
Never been able to listed to 'All Around My Hat' with a straight face since.....
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At 27th Apr 2011, henri hannah wrote:#21
#21
Yep, apparently they are very popular with wimmin folk.
regardez vous
henri
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At 27th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:Cue Capt. Ramius Vapors request.
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At 27th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#21
There was a story about a guy who refused to report the theft of his car because he'd left a Steeleye Span cassette in it.
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK from CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK by GERRY RAFFERTY
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At 27th Apr 2011, ArtificialRhonda wrote:#19 Thankyou....very......much ThingFish.
Isn't it awful when people put things back in the wrong position. I listened to this on YouTube, and I agree with you ThingFish, it would be quite good after some persistence.
So Can I ask you Bryan if Concertina by Mars Volta can be heard on the Rdio Waves for ThingFish
Many years ago a friend gave me a John Denver LP which she loved. I think the only one track I liked on this was Country Roads, which, of Olivia Newton John made a Hit.
It would be very nice to hear this on the radio waves for ThingFish
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At 27th Apr 2011, ArtificialRhonda wrote:#26 Oops I was all fingers & thumbs there. It should have read at the end :-
which of course Olivia Newton John made a Hit
It would be very nice to hear this played on the radio waves for ThingFish!!!!
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:#20 'The pain of this..faux pas is only now beginning to wear off'
Doncha just hate it when you kajagoogoos.......................
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Receives scrotum…
Revoices rectums…
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Hi! Dial cat for rain.
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Arachnoid airlift
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At 27th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:The Clash album "Cut The Crap" should never have seen the light of day. Preceded though by an excellent tour, albeit with only Strummer and Simonon of the original band, and with an outstanding lead single. The album has since been disowned by everyone associated with it:
The Clash - This Is England
This of course can happen in reverse. The Who first album without Keith Moon was quite keenly anticipated as the band had been in blistering form at the Rock For Kampuchea gigs. A good lead single "You Better You Bet" appeared to bode well but the album was roundly panned. However a good few years on the album actually stands up as not a bad record.
The Who - Don't Let go The Coat
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At 27th Apr 2011, ArtificialRhonda wrote:Oi! Finch Tail Do
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At 27th Apr 2011, gaie wrote:Being so excited about Arcade Fire's The Suburbs I only thought great, there's another two albums by Arcade Fire, can't wait to hear them. Santa duly delivered Funeral and a decent burial's all it deserves. I've just about got to like a couple of tracks, but the rest are just loud and screechy.
So not a track off that, obviously, but one of the many that got me hooked on Arcade Fire last year
City With No Children in It - Arcade Fire - oft requested and not just by me
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:CAPTAIN BEEFHEART claimed that the only good thing about BLUEJEANS AND MOONBEAMS was the cover artwork and urged anyone who bought it to take it back to the store and ask for their money back. It is generally considered to be the worst BEEFHEART album and it has none of the originality of any of the others. He also urged people to take back UNCONDITIONALLY GUARANTEED (the second worst) for a refund but had no comment to make on the cover art.
I like both these albums and if they were on GIO’S approved list I would ask for
PARTY OF SPECIAL THINGS TO DO from BLUEJEANS AND MOONBEAMS
and
UPON THE MY O MY from UNCONDITIONALLY GUARANTEED
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At 27th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:As you know I've been "awa ower long" so I missed The Proclaimers and all their success in the 80s and 90s.
Knowing this, a friend recently presented me with their Greatest Hits as something I might like to get to know. How we laughed at home as he wasn't to know that I get more than the normal Proclaimers prescription from my favourite radio show!
The CD has never been played and is currently a coaster for my latest golf trophy.
"Us Again. Whit a Scunner" - The Proclaimers
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Fair hair clan do it
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At 27th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Ahem! clammy cornice
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At 27th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#36 could have been (just) worse, you might have got paolo nutini cd's
oops Im finished now sorry Julie:
"My heart was broken, my heart was broken
Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow
My heart was broken, my heart was broken "
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At 27th Apr 2011, henri hannah wrote:And on the subject of Steely Dan.... I've said this before... but it's nice summer's evening music.
Having heard the single, Magic Smile and seen a photograph of Rosie Vela, i rush out and bought her album Zazoo.
It was pretty disappointing. Magic Smile was made by the guys from Steely Dan... it's interesting to speculate what their music might have been like with a female vocalist and this is as close as it gets. Upon reflection, what lady would agree to sing with a band called Steely Dan?
Rosie Vela was/is a beautiful looking woman who went on, if my memory is correct, to become Mrs Jeff Lynne.
Magic Smile - Rosie Vela
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henri
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At 27th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:On the strength of 'Hate to Say I Told You So' I bought 'Your New Favourite Band' by The Hives. I should have looked at the rest of the track listing to know that it wasn't going to go well, particularly track 9: 'A.K.A. I-D-I-O-T' ☺
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At 27th Apr 2011, henri hannah wrote:Oh and ... Don Juan's Wreckless Daughter by Joni Mitchell really was hard work and I still didn't get it.... self indulgent mince..but it did have a couple of good tracks which is lamentable for a double album.
Off Night Back Street or Cotton Ave- Joni Mitchell
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henri
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henri
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