成人快手

The Mercy Seat is a great track, I bought a brilliant 12" single on Record Store Day with four different version by Nick Cave but I do really like:

Johnny Cash - The Mercy Seat


from one of the albums of last year:

Phosporescent - Heaven, Sitting Down


and a great T-Rex b side with Gloria Jones on backing Vocals:


T-Rex - Sitting Here

This is a riot (please stay seated) / Hercules Mandarin

From the album Blonde Drunk Brilliant.

Is there such a thing as a caption klaxon?

Drivers seat / sniff n the tears

Caption

"Ah'm tellin' ye, man! It wis yon size!!"

"Ah'm no' swallyin' that!"

Anyone not speaking at burns suppers interested in a meet up sat 29 jan..
Since there wasn't a festive one organised and then we'd to wait till everybody got paid again it seems like as good a date as any.

So I says to her, can they be weighed? She nodded, like, so I went Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

" So, where did the name 'Grinderman' come from?"

His enthusiastic applause was interrupted by the sudden onset of rigor mortis

' Sitting Down Here' - Lene Marlin

'Spirit In The Sky' - Norman Greenbum

Caption

"As I was saying to our tailor; never mind the quality, feel the width!"

#6 Paolo, I have a very small window of opportunity stretching from now until March, so I could just about fit in a session on Jan 29th !!!

...sitting here in the early grey of a Delph town morning....

Delph Town Morn - Barclay James Harvest

Paul from Ayr

TUESDAY


This song can no longer be ignored. Its theme has arrived.

'Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)' - Brad Paisley

Essentially a love song, on a subject which everyone who has ever shared a house with a person or persons of the opposite sex can relate.


P.S. It's also rather amusing.

One more stupid question and I'll throttle you

TUESDAY

Sitting on Top of the World - Cream

Seven Little Girls (Sitting in the Backseat) - The Avons

I'll Fly By The Seat Of My Pants - King Creosote

Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down - RL Burnside

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter - Fats Waller

Rockin' Chair - the Band

Sittin' Round - Joe Satriani

#15

Anyone looking to be amused might want to do this: I was looking up suggestions for 'sitting' on Spotify and up came across this artist called 'Beans On Toast'.

It's completely mental: try 'Can't Buy Me Love' or 'I Fancy Laura Marling' or any of the other myriad,funny songs like 'Kate Moss's Birthday Party' or 'Eggs Benedict'.

Politically incorrect,humour for blokes, I think - endemic bad language but well used, that sort of thing. Cheered me up on blue Monday. Mind you, Love and Money had already lifted the spirits - Beans On Toast lifted me higher still.

regardez youse

henri

Kissing in the back row / the drifters


Well you'd be seated.....to start with!

'Empty Chairs' - Don McLean

two suggestions for sitting songs:

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Looking out my back door
(got to sit down take a rest on the porch)

Bob Dylan : Watching the river flow
(...right now I'll sit here so contentedly
and watch the river flow.)

#4
Would have been my shout Paolo. Holds a few good memories.

#11
I expect a few bum steers Billy, but no sure many will get played.
Unless its thon Queen sang on the ither side of the oft played `The Two Wheeled Chase` (as we superstitious Bloggers refer to it).

one i hope paolopablo may enjoy


the dovells - you can't sit down

Scotch, you going to see Yasmin Levy tomorrow night?

You really don't know what I mean by "a dead heat in a zeppelin race"? Where you been, man?

#25

No. I caught her last year at St. Andrew's in The Square. Beautiful girl, great voice, very competent band. Just not terribly exciting. Maybe I'll have to learn Ladino.

>8-D

#27 is that a caption?

Tuesday:

Sitting, waiting, wishing - Jack Johnson


DC

Tracy Thorn - 'By Piccadilly Station I Sat Down And Wept'

#23 have it... But you must tell us your memories. I don't have any. I just like the song.

Nick tries to explain his Jimmy Shand obsession to his analyst.

You Can't Sit Down - The Phil Upchurch Combo

#24

A vocal cover of the original instrumental. Both are worthy of a play.

#22 great Dylan shout Norma...if I had wings and I could fly I know where i would go.....!

'He feels lucky to have you here, In his kitchen, In your chair'...'Summerteeth' - Wilco!

#24 #34
hadn't heard of them but I see their vocalist was Len Barry the man who gave his name to a greyhound tricast

Elementary, my dear Grant

Sit Down Servant - Jackson Browne & David Lindley

Complete the following lyric:

"I'm gonna walk right in, sit right down........"


Answer:

Caption: Your telling me it's an invisible beach-ball?


Old Friends (Sat on their park bench like bookends): Simon & Garfunkel

Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands: Richard Thompson

I would also request
DON鈥橳 SIT ON MY JIMMY SHANDS from RUMOR AND SIGH by RICHARD THOMPSON OBE who is appearing at the Royal Concert Hall next Tuesday

Also
LONESOME COWBOY BURT from FRANK ZAPPA鈥橲 200 MOTELS by THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION AND THE royal PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA

#31 Ah well, Paolo that would have to involve other seats too plus the car park at Pittenweem bathing pool after dark...and then I might get intae bother.

"You sit there in your heartache..."

When You Were Young - The Killers



There is also a Monty Python song which fits the theme...

Sofa Circuit - The Fabulous Thunderbirds

#45 'I bet they won't play this song on the radio' 鈽�

The Futons - 'Valerie'

Snow Patrol - Settee Fire To the Third Bar'

Dire Straits - 'Sofa Away'

Bonzo Dog Band "The Strain" - it's all about sitting down.

Rocking Chair - Fran Healey

#50

Paddy McGinty's Goat............

"Love, fresh as the morning air, love soft as an easy chair".

(You couldnt get that line mixed up, thats for sure)

Evergreen - Babs Streisand.


BTW, do poufs count?

Counts were last night.

(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay - Otis


Was there ever a better singer than Otis Redding?

:o)

This theme reminds me of Pinocchio's chat up line.

;o)

#7 - DC - Do you like sitting on the naughty step? You horrible boy!

;o)

Sitting on the beach like鈥︹��..
CLARENCE IN WONDERLAND from SHOOTING AT THE MOON by KEVIN AYERS
CONNIE ON A RUBBER BAND from ODD DITTIES by KEVIN AYERS
CLARENCE IN WONDERLAND from THE MYSTERY & THE HISTORY OF PLANET GONG by GONG

Sitting Through The Eye Of A Needle - Lew Stules and the Bad Prawns

#51 ?


#50 apologies, Fran - Healy.

It's a very nice song too, it's from Wreckorder.

"So here I sit, rolling back to bed"

Del Amitri - 'This Side Of The Morning'

That's been bugging me all day!

#54 Daniel O'Donnell?

#52 Yes unless you're footstoolphobic

#59 A song oft sung from the comfort of a rocking chair.

Saturday night, Arran jumper.............

ah, riiiight. Val again. Maybe one of the muso nights should be the singers the bloggers really prefer: Val Doonican, Daniel O'Donnell, Ken Dodd, Les Dawson...

JET PLANE IN A ROCKING CHAIR from POUR DOWN LIKE SILVER by RICHARD (& LINDA)THOMPSON OBE who is appearing at the Royal Concert Hall next Tuesday

#54

yep, there is a better singer than Otis Redding.

His name is (the late) James Carr.

Try 'Pouring Water On A Drowning Man' or 'The Dark End Of The Street' or 'Life Made Her Turn Out That Way'.

No kiddin.Utterly fantastic.

regardez youse

henri

鈥淪o Kylie says, 鈥淭hat big? What kind of fly were you using?鈥� as I stood smiling above her with a rock in my fist鈥�

I remember a great Stones song possibly from "Aftermath"called "Sitting on a Fence"and was a hit for some duo in 1966. Would be great to hear the Stones in untypically accoustic mood.Other songs that come to mind are the great Billy Stewart's "Sitting in the Park"and a real curio from the 60s by Cher,"You'd better Sit Down ,Kids" which caused a fuss because it was one of the first songs to deal with divorce and followed on from another "social comment" job of hers with the unbelievable title of "Mama can my Dollies have Babies"!Also Cindy Lauper's Oh,My Rocking Chair"is cool but I dont expect Bryan to play anything by Wayne (Jane?)County and the Electric Chairs!Would also big 2nd for Glen's choice of Phil Upchurch Combo's "You Cant Sit Down"Just try to when this funky masterpiece gets going!Cheers,Willie Bartke

Stand and deliver!!

#68

They were was Twice As Much. I remember Andrew Loog Oldham sprinkling some "fairy dust" (&copy Troggs) on it by adding oboes to the chorus.

REM - 'Sitting Still'

#44 Is Pittenweem near Callendar?
How long have you been in Rio comrade?

#72
I fled the purge of 86.
But I never knew Olga, honest.

Sitting in the Midday Sun / Kinks
An underrated Kinks Song


Or one for Adam
Heaven's in the back seat of my Cadillac / Hot Chocolate

?!?

Izzat oor Bryan taking my name in vain? Soft Cell? Scotch Git?? I think not!!!

I think we should get to hear Brad Paisley by way of recompense! (see #15)

haha it wisnae me but I did laugh out loud. Scanned back through and thought he must be reading a different blog.

#75 contd.

I have searched this page in vain for the request for Soft Cell. Is there an alternative blog? Have I fallen through a hole in the Spacetime continuum?

I should be telt!

>8-D

Who framed Scotch git

4/6 Glen Miller
5/2 DC
4/1 Norrie Maclean
10/1 bar those

#76

Aye, but come on! Soft Cell? My reputation as a Grumpy Auld Git is in tatters!!!

And you sittin' therr wi' yer Schadenfreude...

#78

As far as I'm concerned, a Soft Cell is a secure room wi' rubber walls!

>8-D

Schadenfreude? see Scotch, ever since panto night I've been carrying round the burden of One Bad Apple. i don't feel so bad now.

#81

You've got previous. I'm an innocent git!

#81, #82

I should have said "You've got a record."

>8-D

#78

I know nahteenk!





Schultz

Re: Richard Thompson

Now Mike in Shropshire is being confused wi' oor Gaie.

Has the team been drinking?

>8-D

Maybe they are one and the same

Have you ever seen them both in the same room?

#75 etc.

Soft Cell isnae bad.
Think yourself lucky - I got Hermans Hermit's I'm Henry the VIII, I Am on Friday.

#88

BUT I ASKED FOR BRAD听[Expletive removed by the moderators.]听PAISLEY!!!