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I think I've been retouched! I just caught sight of this picture on the homepage and realised that it's a bit more....er....flattering! Look at the softness around the eyes. Take my word for it the real life version is a lot more lined and haggard - especially on a Monday. One of my former producers now works in the online department so I can only guess that she has tried to give mother nature a wee helping hand. (Love you Karen!)
Good job I'm not being interviewed by my ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ colleague, Claire Balding as I have a feeling that my 'laughter lines' would feature in her line of questioning.
It's hard to believe her stunning Grand National . " At least you can afford to go and get them done now" she said of the winner's teeth! Bad enough if she'd said it about the horse, but shockingly it was addressed to the jockey! Actually Britain seems to be such a nation of animal lovers I suspect that had she said it about the horse then there would have been more complaints.