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It was my Birthday yesterday and I’m still a bit fragile. We got back from the fank just in time to throw a massive party on Saturday night. There was baloons, bunting and a chocolate fountain that had been sent to me the week before. I don’t know who sent it, there was no card or anything so a bit puzzled. I’ve asked everyone I can think of and the all deny any knowledge! Anyway, Stuart amazed everyone with his magic tricks and apparently there was a blond vampire attacking people, it wasn’t me as I wasn’t wearing a white jumper, I was wearing a psychodelic blouse and bunny ears…. Christine won the Easter Bunnet competition and I got lots of lovely pressies!!!

The following detritus was left behind, can the owners please contact me so it can be returned or destroyed?

Black & Greychecked Ralph Lauren shirt
various socks
a black balaclava
a blue and grey sailing glove (right hand)
a green ladies hooded cardi
a digital camera
a bottle of navy rum
three T shirts various colours
a skinny rib top
a pair of brown leather shoes
a small hairy American called Corey

Arran Visual Arts Spring Exhibition is At Kilmory Hall from Friday Night 21st April to Thursday 27th April. There will be well over 100 works of art, from beautifully woven willow baskets, sculpture, encaustic wax and textiles to oil landscapes and glorious watercolours! Refreshments are available at The Lagg Hotel and Tobys Tea Room 5% discount with Exhibition Catalogue!

I have just read the info bit about Arran and it's very, very wrong! Goat Fell is 874 meters, this is 2,867 feet. A Munro is anything over 3000 feet. This makes Goat Fell really quite big! More to the point Lochranza isn't the largest town on Arran! Lochranza is tiny and over half the houses are holiday homes so even the village shop has closed. The largest town is Brodick, Lamlash has the highest year round population. The Kings Caves are NOT in the North, they are on the South West Coast about a mile from Blackwaterfoot. Graham, can you please fix this? It's getting on my nerves. Ta