Isn't it fun on Luing
Posted: Wednesday, 03 October 2007 |
WHAT A BAD BOY I AM
I AM SOOOO SORRY In the last twelve months I have caused so much trouble.
I refused to issue ferry passes to somebody who didn't ask for them.
built a fence without permission.
Got a demand for a TV licence for a tv that i didn't purchase .
Stole my own garden fork.
criminally damaged my own fence.
Built a shed witouut planning permision.
Nearly got an ASBO for slamming doors.
Put a new roof on a building (without planning permision) and i didn't own the building.
Ilegally parked my boat at the side of the road. I've moved it now and put a motor home in its place.(watch that space).
What can I do next I wonder.
Can anybody offer sugestions how i can be more ant-social.
I've got this bad habit of putting my tongue in my cheek, mmm is that illegal.
I AM SOOOO SORRY In the last twelve months I have caused so much trouble.
I refused to issue ferry passes to somebody who didn't ask for them.
built a fence without permission.
Got a demand for a TV licence for a tv that i didn't purchase .
Stole my own garden fork.
criminally damaged my own fence.
Built a shed witouut planning permision.
Nearly got an ASBO for slamming doors.
Put a new roof on a building (without planning permision) and i didn't own the building.
Ilegally parked my boat at the side of the road. I've moved it now and put a motor home in its place.(watch that space).
What can I do next I wonder.
Can anybody offer sugestions how i can be more ant-social.
I've got this bad habit of putting my tongue in my cheek, mmm is that illegal.
Posted on luinguist at 14:59
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