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16 October 2014

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Isn't it fun on Luing

WHAT A BAD BOY I AM
I AM SOOOO SORRY In the last twelve months I have caused so much trouble.
I refused to issue ferry passes to somebody who didn't ask for them.
built a fence without permission.
Got a demand for a TV licence for a tv that i didn't purchase .
Stole my own garden fork.
criminally damaged my own fence.
Built a shed witouut planning permision.
Nearly got an ASBO for slamming doors.
Put a new roof on a building (without planning permision) and i didn't own the building.
Ilegally parked my boat at the side of the road. I've moved it now and put a motor home in its place.(watch that space).
What can I do next I wonder.
Can anybody offer sugestions how i can be more ant-social.
I've got this bad habit of putting my tongue in my cheek, mmm is that illegal.

Posted on luinguist at 14:59

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Obvious now where that dastardly Cullipool Cat gets its anti-social, criminal tendencies from!

Duncan (man wi' 3 dugs) from tongue firmly in cheek


Store some old mackerel in the shed to use as bait, lovely and smelly

v from here


What about a really noisy party?

Flying Cat from Cheshire Grin


We love ya, handsome!

at least you've got friends... from up th'ill


Quite hilarious. I have the funny feeling that some of the activities were performed not so much by yourself as by someone you may not like very much. I am not asking. That is a big tongue in your cheek, or is it the cheek that's remarkable?

mjc from NM, USA


It maight be a big tongue, but it's a small island...

Flying Cat from keeping my head down


What about learning to play the bagpipes? All that practising would drive them mad! You don't even have to play them loud to gain a very good reaction.

ASBO Annie from 100 ways to annoy your neighbours!


WANTED! BAGPIPER OR LEARNER

luinguist from luing


And I get mildly irritated when Neighbour West plays his radio a bit loud in the garden on fine Sundays. I'm glad I don't live on Luing...

Flying Cat from Orkney the Peaceful


My grandaughter is learning the drums !

a from b


My neighbors bark back when I get some practice coyote howling.

mjc from NM, USA


You're lucky they don't shoot!

Flying Cat from no right to bear arms


Any further publishable (did I mean to write: "punishable" ?) developments Luing way? Do you have pantos in Luing? Clearly you have a fertile imagination, luinguist: how about adapting the script to fit your communal needs?

mjc from NM, USA


I wonder if we could turn Bat out Hell into a pantomime

luinguist from luing


Whatever. Make it a group project, with writers/performers all in on the development. Could be cathartic. All the best.

mjc from NM, USA


You might be just what I am looking for!! I need digs where I can play my pipes, off shore, close to a shop, where I can advertise my performances and where the neighbours will recognise my skills There may even be the potential for a panto with neighbours like this, disguising myself as ELVIS. Best Wishes to you all Puffing Billy P.S. Don't forget to put my advert up in your window!!

Puffing Billy from Playing West of You!!


The price of a one-way ticket by ferry off Luing just went up.

mjc from NM,USA




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