成人快手

By Gabriela Chimonides

The people of Britain were squabbling over Brexit and could not come to an agreement. Eventually Mrs May could bear no more arguments and debates. So, she stood up in parliament and announced, "All the people of Britain must work together as a team. We will build the longest marble run that Europe has ever seen!"

All around parliament there were disapproving mutterings about wasteful use of plastic.

"ORDER! ORDER!" cried the speaker, "Our prime minister must be heard!"

"This marble run should be eco-friendly and made of recycled materials," Mrs May declared.

The architects of London volunteered constructing a marble run through the entire city and the engineers of Glasgow offered to assemble one running across the whole of Scotland! Then the designers of Yorkshire advised building one as big as the county but the developers of Kent boasted they could create one that stretched to the far coast of Cornwall! The entire population wanted to be involved and to Mrs May's frustration everyone was bickering again! Finally, the people of Ireland suggested it could run throughout the United Kingdom. The nation enthusiastically agreed and started gathering materials.

Garages all over Britain started soldering timeworn exhaust pipes. Plumbers and builders collected old copper and steel pipes and joined them securely. Teachers and school children helped by finding cardboard tubes from kitchen rolls or wrapping paper and sticking them together. Busily at home everyone was preserving tins and other cylindrical tube-like objects for the giant marble run. Cardboard lying around in factories and offices was curved into loop-the-loops, spirals and bends.

At the highest cliff of John O' Groats the work had begun. The plan was to start from the northern coast of Scotland to the southern shores of England. In every hamlet, village, town and city of every county people were ferociously connecting their tubes ready to add to the lengthening marble run. In Northumberland everyone was waiting impatiently and applauded when they glimpsed it approaching. They added their tubes as far as Durham and so it went, on and on down the country. Towers and tall buildings were used to stop the track sinking too low and bridges carried it across rivers.

On Friday 29th March it was finished and huge crowds gathered! Fortunately, it was sunny and dry with a northerly breeze to help the marble along. Mrs May placed the marble in the start position and off it went! It began at tremendous speed, dipping and flying around the loops and curves. The marble reached the London Eye and spiralled swiftly round the luminous structure. Then there was a colossal uphill stretch, no-one thought the marble would make it as it slowed towards the peak. At the top of the slope it hesitated and the onlookers gasped but luckily it toppled forward and sped on to Land's End.

The Queen spoke "Everyone has worked truly harmoniously and I am delighted Britain is reunited!" Everybody cheered so loudly they could be heard on the coast of France!