成人快手

Blackadder starts badly by executing a chap called Farrow two days early, so as to give him and the rest of the team half the week off.

The problem is that the widow (sorry, wife) wants to see her husband one last time, and then the Queen annoyingly decides to pardon Farrow altogether. Fortunately, Baldrick has executed the wrong bloke, so disaster is averted.

				Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet, Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off.
				Nursie: Ointment. That's what you need when your head's been cut off. That's what I gave your sister Mary when they done her. 'There, there,' I said. 'You'll soon grow a new one.'
				Baldrick: We're not at home to Mr Cock-up.

				Lady Farrow says to the Queen, "May flights of angels sing you to your rest." We've had this line before (in the first episode of the first series). It was originally spoken by Horatio to Hamlet.

				Test Your Cunning Try the Blackadder series two quiz.

			Blackadder: Let's try again. If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what does that make? Baldrick: Umm... a very small casserole?
			Blackadder: To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

				His great-grandfather was a king, Although for only thirty seconds. When put in charge of beheading, He felt that fame and glory beckoned. Blackadder, Blackadder, No such blooming luck. Blackadder, Blackadder, Elizabethan schmuck. Blackadder, Blackadder, Nothing goes as planned. Blackadder, Blackadder, Life deals him a bum hand.