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George and SmithGeneral Hospital
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While George is in hospital, he befriends a pretty nurse called Mary and a highly suspicious soldier called Smith, who speaks with a strong German accent.

Melchett has information that a German spy is at work at the hospital, and he asks Blackadder to "smoke the bugger out".

Blackadder enjoys his time at the hospital immensely, seeing a lot of Nurse Mary, "almost all of her, in fact." He exposes her as the spy and she is sent out to face the firing squad. Oddly, Mary wasn't the spy, and nor was Smith - it was George, who spent his stay in hospital writing jolly informative letters to his Uncle Hermann in Munich.

quotes
quote Melchett: 'If there's one thing I've learnt in the army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh!'

quote Blackadder to George: 'Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who is seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple that makes him look as if he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.'

quote Melchett: 'If you come back with the information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.'

brush up
war Blackadder's succinct summary of British battle plans: 'to continue with total slaughter until everybody's dead except Field Marshall Haig and Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan.'

quiz
try a quiz Test Your Cunning Try the Blackadder series four quiz.

more
Tally Ho George receives a small food parcel from his in-bred family: '...a potted turkey, a cow in jelly, three tinned sheep, and twelve hundred chocolates.'

Insult of the episode Blackadder: 'I lost closer friends than "darling Georgie" the last time I was deloused.'


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Blackadder Episode Guide
Series One Black Adder
The Foretelling
Born To Be King
The Archbishop
The Queen of Spain's Beard
Witchsmeller Pursuivant
The Black Seal

Series OneBlackadder II
Bells
Head
Potato
Money
Beer
Chains
Series One Blackadder the Third
Dish & Dishonesty
Ink & Incapability
Nob & Nobility
Sense & Senility
Amy & Amiability
Duel & Duality
Series four Blackadder Goes Forth
Captain Cook
Corporal Punishment
Major Star
Private Plane
General Hospital
Goodbyeee




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