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 Private Plane
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Inspired by the cushy life that Lord Flashheart seems to enjoy, the boys join the . Unfortunately, it turns out that their nickname - the Twenty Minuters - derives from the amount of time they can expect to live, rather than the amount of work they have to do in a day.
Blackadder and Baldrick are shot down over and are taken captive by the dreaded Red Baron. Things look more cheerful when the Baron reveals that his idea of punishing his enemies is to exile them to a German convent school where they will teach the young girls home economics. Blackadder is looking forward to his punishment, but unfortunately George and Flashheart rescue him in the nick of time.
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Flashheart: 'If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!'
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Red Baron: 'How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.'
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Blackadder: 'I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on...'
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Melchett: 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.'
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Blackadder: For us, the is finito, a war which would be a damn sight simpler if we just stayed in England and shot fifty thousand of our men a week.
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George: Crikey, sir. I'm looking forward to today. Up diddly up, down diddly down, whoops, poop, twiddly dee - decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron - bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines - capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals.
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Blackadder: George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment?
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Baldrick brings home-made sandwiches on the flight with them: cheese and tomato for the Captain, rat for himself.
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