成人快手

Percy and Baldrick kill the villains with poisoned wine, but unfortunately they manage to murder the entire royal family - Edmund included - with the same batch. Whoops.

				Blackadder (to Percy): You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.
				Blackadder: Dear Lord, who made the birds and the bees... and the snails, presumably, erm, please help me, a little animal too, in my despair. I have bee a sinner, but now I intend to follow the path of the saints: particularly the very religious ones.
				King: St Juniper once said; 'By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.'

				Blackadder calls the Black Seal, "we few, we happy few, we band of ruthless bastards" - an echo of Henry V's speech before the Battle of Agincourt.

				Test Your Cunning Try the Black Adder series one quiz.

			Baldrick's father was called Robin the Dung Gatherer. In turn, Baldrick waited for years before himself becoming a dung-shoveller. It's an enviable career, apparently, with more applicants than vacancies.
			It's one long rollercoaster of evil from start to finish in this episode. A highlight is the Hawk's "amusing" torture device: "In precisely one minute, the spike will go up your nethers, the shears will cut off your ears... the axes will chop off your hands. I don't think we need to go into the attributes of the coddling grinder."