成人快手

Afraid for his position at court, Blackadder searches for a "cure", until Bob conveniently reveals that she is in fact a girl called Kate.

Their wedding is spectacularly ruined by the appearance of Lord Flashheart, the best man: the best sword, the best shot, the best sailor and the best kisser in the kingdom. In keeping with the cross-dressing courtship, Kate and Flashhart exchange clothes and elope together, leaving Blackadder with the enticing prospect of marrying Baldrick the bridesmaid.

				Blackadder: 'Yes, it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me. I'm not a tourist.
				Flashheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.
				Flashheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.

				"To Dover at once!". In King Lear, just about everyone is trying to find their way to Dover. "Hail Edmund, Lord of Adders Black!" The Wise Woman's greeting sounds suspiciously similar to the witches in Macbeth. Blackadder says "kiss me Kate", just like Petruchio in The Taming of the Shrew. The whole plot. Plucky heroine dresses as boy and falls in love - hello, As You Like It, Two Gentlemen of Verona, but most of all, Twelfth Night.

				Test Your Cunning Try the Blackadder series two quiz.

			Baldrick: Not to worry my lord, the arrow didn't in fact enter my body. Blackadder: Oh good. Baldrick: No, by a thousand to one chance my willy got in the way.
			Blackadder on Baldrick: Kate, he looks like what he is: a dung ball in a dress.

				So Flashheart tweaked the Adders beard, From now he always shall be single. To fall in love with boys is weird, especially boys without a tingle. Blackadder, Blackadder. His taste is rather odd. Blackadder, Blackadder, The randy little sod. Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart, I wish you were the star. Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart, You're sexier by far.