成人快手

'If I thought you'd ever change your mind' ... Agnetha Faltskog

Could have followed up with a 'cover' of 'I do, I do I do I do I do' ...

Maria McKee - I'm Gonna Soothe You

Did she soothe him?

Steve Earle - Someday

Did he get out of there?

I have often wondered what happened to the Hedgehog...

BRING ME THE HEDGEHOG OF ALFREDO GARCIA!

Ah'm pure strugglin', man! Gonna sleep on it and await inspiration...

Meatloaf Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
Did they both decide that perfect isn't attainable and just make the best of it, or did they go hell for leather and hope for even better (whatever that might be)?
Pet Shop Boys Opportunities
Did these chancers ever get rumbelled, or have they moved on to some more socially acceptable TV program where that ethos is OK?
We have to be telt.

must have farted again. as you were.

A couple of real follow ups

Superstar / Lydia Murdoch
The answer to billie Jean

Judys turn to cry / Lesley gore
The next instalment of it's my party

On an earlier blog I wrote:

鈥淗im鈥� 鈥� Rupert Holmes

"As I鈥檝e said before, it鈥檚 hard to feel sorry for Holmes here. After catching his wife bang to rights looking for a bit on the side when she turned up at O Malley鈥檚, he stays with her? I can only assume that Rupert is a bit soft because even after he catches her again, he gives her another chance by asking her to choose between him and the guy who left them smokes behind!"

Who did she choose in the end?

Won't get fooled again - The Who

As recalled by three new members of gamblers anonymous

DC

Hold on tight! - ELO

quickly followed by

Free Fallin - Tom Petty

DC

#9 and this after he'd already dumped her. He just couldn't resist her pi帽a coladas or what she could do on the dune by the cape......

Ever wondered how Fine Young Cannibals got their name? Well it all started because of a young lady who pushed lead singer Roland Gift over the edge.

"She drives me crazy", he claimed, after being charged in the High Court, "I just couldn't help myself".

Did brotherhood of man ever make the register?

"and the violence causes silence,"

Two CEO's, one First Minister and one Chief Constable of Strathclyde Police engaged in dialogue and create a Glasgow United!

Zombie ~ T. Cranberries

Sad Eyes - Springsteen
Stay - Sugarland
Listen to your love - Mona
Baby don't change your mind - Gladys Knight
You can sleep while I drive or Believe me baby (I lied) - Trisha Yearwood
Heads California, tails Caolina - Jo Dee Messina
Lately - Stevie Wonder
Will you love me tommorrow? - Carol King

Joe
Linlithgow

'Been Caught Stealing' - Jane's Addiction:

He was caught once when he was 5...did the continued life of crime pay off or not? Did the long arm of the law grab them in the end?

Did Toyah ever solve that Mystery? Was it Bruce or indeed a Brilliant Disguise? Be My Wife says Bowie! Did she accept???

And pray tell fellow bloggers. What became of the protagonist in the song that is possibly the greatest b-side of all time. Condemmned to a life without love. Did he get over that crimminaly vulgar shyness? And just exactly when was now?

The Smiths - How Soon Is Now?

and don't get me started about darkened underpasses. I've been worrying about what happened for years:

The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

So, us blokes we have all lived under the shadow of Summer The First Time by Bobby Goldsboro...the fantasy of being 'educated' by an entrancing older woman, like Mrs Robinson.

Nothing like this happened to me - I fumbled about like everyone else and eventually turned to prog rock - but now it's time to get my own back......

Unknown to us ...the affair continues behind everyone's back.. including her husband's, but ten years on,he's 27 and she's 41....and he's less mesmerised than he once was....'to keep you secret, it has been hell.. we're strangers - meeting for the first time..okay?'

'take your hands off me... I don't belong to you, you see.. take a look at my face for the last time...I never knew you,.you never knew me, say hello, wave goodbye...'

Say Hello, Wave Goodbye - Soft Cell -12" The Long Goodbye - Extended Mendelsohn Remix

However, it's tremendously important you play this particular extended version from the Memorobilia album - the best mix among many of this classic track - you owe the bloggers this one after the David Grey fiasco the last time

regardez youse

henri

Nortie, when Bruce and Mary left Thunder Road, did they go down to the river?



Or did he have more than one Mary?

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please...Did Max Splodge ever get what he was after?

Department S.

Is Vic There? WAS vic there?

Sham 69 told Harry to hurry and finish his tea so they could all go down to the public house...it was in the song, Hurry Up Harry.

I've often pondered...did Harry ever make it?

Steve Winwood declared, "I can't find my way home." Did he get back? Or is he still wandering the streets?

She probably works in a restaurant
That's what her momma did
But I don't know if she ever really
Could put up with it
Or maybe she sings in a nightclub
Cause sometimes she used to sing
But I don't know if it ever
Amounted to anything

The Best of Everything - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers,

one of my favouritest of his songs

Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town - Kenny Rogers

Did she turn around?

Did Mary of the fourth form ever pass her Highers?



WE NEED TAE BE TELT!!!

and did Maggie May end up another teenage pregnancy?

#21 Paolo ~ they all jumped into a 69 chevy with a 396 and headed to Hammersmith Odeon to keep Working On A Dream.

I'm gonna talk to her tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.

Did he?

Somebody's Baby - Jackson Browne

Is it just my imagination, or have we had Queen's 'Flash' played 3 times in the last month?

And the train conductor says
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break
We've been on this shift too long"

Is Driver 8 still driving the train?

#29 Dunno but Queen are becoming as ubiquitous as The Beatles.

Previously on the Blog....

Did I misunderstand the theme again???

I thought for once we were being serious!!!

:o(


Help Me, Mama - Dr. Hook

Did he finally get over his fear of committing to a long-term relationship? What advice did Mama give him? Did she help him cut those apron strings or use them to keep her little soldier at home?

This is getting too close to the truth to be funny.

;o)

#3 ROSEMARY LANE from HEDGEHOG PIE by HEDGEHOG PIE 鈥� Delicious!

I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won鈥檛 have to drive too far
Just 鈥榗ross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

Did Tracy Chapman get away from her problems and start a new life?

Did the Dixie cups ever actually make it to the chapel to get married or was it all part of a soap plot where it turned out during the ceremony that his other four fiancees turned up as well

Right enough is enough!! Did he answer the call?

Blonde - Hanging On The Telephone

37. At 10:40am on 09 Mar 2011, henri hannah wrote:

I wonder what it was like sailing up the west coast, through villages and towns:

Deacon Blue - Dignity

Did the council worker ever buy his dinghy?

#37 Popular tonight!

Did Car 23 ever do the pick up at 83 Royal Gardens? And how did Driver 67 feel about this? Did he divert to the pharmacy for something to help him get over his "bad, bad night", or is he still stuck in a traffic jam on a one-way street?


So many questions......

Car 67 - Driver 67

Did the eagles actually have to dig an escape tunnel to leave hotel California

WEDNESDAY

• 
  
  "Now the only thing I want
  
  Is to have my old job back again.
  
  I won't be nasty to customers no more.
  
  When they send their burger back I'll tell them that
  
  I'm sorry."
  
  

#41

?!?

But it's such a lovely place...

#36 Just announced today, Blondie are playing on the Isle of Man July 26th!

The number of sleepless nights I had in my formative years because of that woman.

#33

Puir wee insectivore. *snigger*

#44

It's your own fault. You shouldn't have glued the to the ceiling.

What is that choking, strangling noise? Hoppo? Izzat you?

>8-D

Why did she leave? Where did she go? What were her reasons?

Did he ever get used to not 'Living Next Door To Alice?, and did he hook-up with that poor Sally lass who so fancied him, unrequited as it was.

Nae Chubby Broon.... That Smokie fella?

WTF is Chubby Broon?

#33 /#45

I hate youse two (鈩� SG)

poor, poor pitiful little hedgehog. Who's going to eat all my slugs now?

What about the slug you put in Bambi?

WEDNESDAY


She was standing at the Bus Stop the First Time he saw her. She Smiled Sweetly and he said Come On Over to My Place. Just Say Yes. She Said Take it Easy. First you have to Take Me Out. Oh Well said he, how about Saturday Night at the Movies?
Soon they realised it was True Love and they wanted to be Together Forever. Jimmy Mack and Peggy Sue Got Married and had a couple of Little Children. Jimmy worked at the Plastic Factory and became Part of the Union but then he came home one Bad Day and said Peggy Sue, the factory's going to Close. Don't Worry, Baby she said, if We Can be Strong it'll be All Right Now. You're right, said Jimmy I Ain't Going Down. But it wasn't So Easy, Jimmy started drinking and soon Peggy Sue cried, Jimmy, we Ain't Got No Money. I think you should Go Now. No! slurred Jimmy, I'm Begging, Begging. But Peggy Sue said Sorry, Jimmy, you love the Whiskey in the Jar more than you love me. This is Grounds for Divorce.

#51

Bambi was eating my roses. He was not a Force for Good. (Though he tasted very good) Whereas the Hedgehog was saving me from having to destroy the planet using nasty chemicals to get rid of the loathsome slugs, which eat the rest of my plants.

Goodness sake, has everything got to be explained.

#53

Gotta go. Thing-Fish will respond with an appropriate (or inappropriate) response.

>8-D

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Did the sale go through, or was there a last minute problem with the deeds?

#29 You are correct. In a moment of madness I checked this out. It was played on 15th & 25th Feb and 7th March!

Did the train they call City of New Orleans make 500 miles before the day was done or were there leaves on the line?

#56... thought as much Billy. Infact 3 times in less than 3 weeks... Nice bit of detective work; Ellery 'Queen' as it were... sorry for that.

Right then, I'm saying nothin' else on the matter. Nothing else to do but continue to try and plug those artist that never get a play; Richard Shindell, Mark Erelli, Chris Wood etc

Climbing off the old soap box now...

ABBA, Does your mother know? - Did he dance with you and did your mother ever find out about it?

...and so, Your Honour, my client was duped into thinking that the girl in the front row of the concert hall was aged twenty one. How could he possibly have known that the lady in question, dressed as described by my client was in fact aged only fifteen? By his own admission, he had no idea about her brain, but he certainly thought that she "looked alright".

My client is not too happy with the way in which the Police bundled him into the van, and the prospect of being placed on the secks offenders register is devastating.

I move that the case against this man is dismissed forthwith. He has been worrying about it All night long

#24 I hope not. Was Kenny not going to shoot her?
#26 I always thought that Maggie was an "older" lady of the night.
#56 That is just ridiculous.



Thats the mankini away for another year, btw.

Did we ever find out how that drunk in Toledo managed on his own with those four hundred children and the crap in the field?

What about poor Bonnie Tyler! Still lost?

After a successful exorcism, Ted and Sue seemed to have put their violent past behind them and living happily ever after was very much on the cards. However, Ted's gambling got worse. He was unable to do anything without having a shilling on the side and they soon slipped into debt. Sue also suffered health problems. It turns out the milk she had bathed in had been on the turn and caused an incurable infection. When Ted ran off with Isabel the Green Grocer and left her to face the baliffs, Sue almost gave up. However, Trigger, who she had left in the care of a local farmer, had sired Son of Trigger a top racehorse whose offspring were worth millions. Sue used the money to discover penicilin and lived happily ever after.

#63 Non!

Ecoutez-vous "Une Nuit a Paris" par "Dix say-say" pour l'histoire de Bonnie!


Hong Hee Hong

#61 You're absolutely right - I don't think I've ever listened properly to the lyrics, just vaguely thinking it was Maggie that had to get back to school.
But then every day's a school day, as they say.
That's me telt.

My understanding is that the "Maggie" is someone who has featured on the show & indeed was requested only last night. She is older that a teenager by a fair few years but still on the go!

That a teenager?

than a teenager!

鈥淗ave you ever finished listening to a song and then been left wondering what happened next?鈥�

No 鈥� so please play

THE END from JUNE 1 1974 by NICO

Please be advised Morrissey dates go on sale on Monday.

SG / DC - fancy a wee outing?

Philadelphia police issued a statement today stating that the scrambling of all emergency services to philadelphias main railway station last night had been the result of a false alarm. Commuters had been alarmed when the 7.15 pulled into the station and every carriage was strewn with bodies on the floor, across seats and dangling from the parcel shelf. It seems the misunderstanding arose because the weary workers hadn't realised they were boarding the love train.

#70 I'll be in the Falkland Islands...

Or Spitzbergen

Anywhere far away...

#70

I always thought Morrissey's sexuality was a bit ambiguous but selling people the opportunity to have a date with with you makes him no better than the average escort girl.

I take you're going to pay for the privilege, Norrie?

regardez - youse

henri

PS I wouldn't mind going if only to find out what all the fuss is about - one of my pals told me 'The Smiths' was one of the best gigs he'd ever witnessed, but, of course, Johnny Marr was playing.Even so, I'm given to understand Morrissey is a great front man - blog night out - where's our faither, by the way?

#73

Still trying to locate an acoustic guitar on 'Mr. Tambourine Man'



#66

Gaie,

Forget the Rod Stewart song. is fondly remembered in Liverpool.

#70

I'd love to, but I'm washing my hair that night. Give my ticket to Maria.

>8-D

What's tomorrow's theme?

It should be prequels. How come Rod Stewart ended up in Maggie's bed that September night?

#76 Can't remember

#69 they can all come to my house and we'll wave to you in Dunoon, Norrie.

#76 memory

What's tomorrow's theme?

It's a Harold Lloyd Grossman night.

#80

Thing-Fish MacLean?

he's swimming to Dunoon?

#84

Mibbe he's a flying fish...