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Below is a link to the best story I have seen in ages and it must be true it's on the 成人快手!

funny story about dead man smuggled onto plane in a style like weekend at bernies

This is ace i went to school with him

This must have been awkward if he tried to ride his bike...

Below is a link to two video's to advertise some charity work my rugby club did (Ystradgynlais RFC, bit of a welsh mouth full)

The first one was to buy one of our former players (Who is referred to as Kipper) a wheel chair after an accident down a mine, so that he could play tennis.



The second is for a fancy dress evening we had based on Hollywood. The night was to raise cash for a local hospital that had been looking after one of our players fathers.



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Check out this crackers view of the Future from You and Yours - Tue, 06 Apr 2010

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James Woudhuysen in the last minute of the show says why we don't have to worry about global warming...

"We're in the 21st Century. We've got IT. We've got robots"

So, that's all alright then.

This show is amazing, been to see it for the last three weeks :)

I really think you should show the karate monkey, I found that hilarious!!

xxxx

I love you Russell!!

I'm going to be at the show next week...could you explain politics to me please? I really don't get it.

xxxxx

Two stories. Odd news: People buy i-pad on day of release just to destory it. I particularly enjoy it from about 53 seconds in.



Good news: A 7 year old boy last summer applied to become the 'Director of Fun' at York's National Railway Museum and has gone back to inspect it.

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Ducks In Dresses Drive Easter Crowd Quackers




and heres a video link

Russel! The man that was 'Always right behind you' during series 1. The guy that was always appearing behind the news reporters during the visit of Nick Griffin to 成人快手 Question Time was just on 成人快手 Points West at about 18:40. He was trying to get in the shot behind the reporter who was outside Westminster!

A bit random, I found this guy online talking about the women in vampire fiction, this is the first few lines I read...

Esquire columnist Stephen Marche says young women are drawn to on-screen romances between vampires and humans, like 鈥淭wilight鈥檚鈥� Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, because they are intrigued by the fantasy of having sex with a gay man.

Please, please explain where the hell he got this from!

Love the show by the way, you rock!

Z x

I'm pretty sure history lessons were never quite this extreme when I was at school!

here's a link to a picture that explains quite awkward situations in a university shower enjoy (:
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i found this masively moving would have been better to post near mothers day but hey you cant have everything!

Full National Geographic clip:


with added typical american good news story:

Peter Allis commentating on Fred Couples during the Masters, at about 11.20pm tonight. Very bizarre comments, much said in whispers, and highly cringe making.

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hi there Russell
i have a moving story about a 14 year old girl that has autisim and she cant speak but this story shows that there are miricals and she learns to speak throguh a computer its a truely moving story i would love it if you showed this because my little brother who is 13 had autisim as well and i just want people to be aware of what it is and this story really is a mirical it would bring the toughest men to tears i really hope you see this


thanks you really would be doing good if you did show this
love
from
Rachel xxx

Hi Russell. Love the show!
I found this news story about a new "sandwich" by KFC. Also look at the name of it, enough said.
Hope youre well.



plus this strange advert i saw. Much i could say but won't, i'll leave you to "find the funny".

Check this link, you'll wet yourself...... but they won't......

成人快手 video footage of a cat casually standing on 2 legs like a human has become an Internet hit. Easy 2 c why! hit.

Just found this story about a 102 women who has proved your never too old to learn...



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Here's a story about two women who tried to smuggle a corpse onto a plane by pushing him round in a wheelchair and putting sunglasses on him - clearly a great idea:

Oh oh oh! An even better story if you fancy doing a bit of that "Taiwanese" accent again - check out Taiwan's version of Susan Boyle aka "Little Fatty"!!

Page 14 from the Sun newspaper friday 9th april 2010....Machete Taxi Terror!

A Man was nicked for threatening a cabbie with a machete when he refused to have sex with his wife as payment for a fare. The taxi driver told cops the man refused to pay but offered "jiggy jiggy" with his missus.

"that'll be 拢20 mate....." "err....not got me wallet but you can slam the missus if you like?" ha ha

Why was this not front page? Genius!!

I Love You Russell :D
xxx

I was reading The Mail earlier this week and one of the smaller headlines read about a man facing hard time. When reading a little further it transpired that this man had burgurled over 40 pharmaceuicals whilst armed and stole all the viagra from each store. Thought the headline was quite funny. Someone might have already commented on this, I don't know.

Russell, You sometimes cause some concern when you make jokes about Christianity. Some are fine and can be taken in good part but others may not be received well. Could you perhaps redress the balance by putting Christianity in a good light when appropriate? For example, on the last show I watched you had a clip of Nick Vujicic speaking to a young audience. You yourself were clearly moved by it but it would have been good to explain that the main reason Nick is as he is is because he is a Christian. (See, for example )

Really enjoy your show!

this video of a cat standing on it's hind legs has had 2,725,973 views on yahoo!
p.s if the hyperlink hasn't copied properly then just copy the web adress and paste it into the adress bar.

Russell! Perfect for your show! Look at the news at 10pm on 10th April (you probably are anyway). Regarding the tragic death of the polish leader and high ranking military, Vladimir Putin was said to visit the scene to demonstrate his sadness, to which is goes to a video of Putin surveying the crash, only the shrug his shoulders. Quite funny despite the situation............Keep up the good work with your show, it's brilliant!!!

Ben Deakin

Did you see who dodgy President Putin (& associate) looked at the site of the plane crash that killed Poland's President Lech Kaczynski ? It's on the 成人快手 News homepage currently, & saved here

postmen are afraid of cats not dogs

well i found this video of a kid goin crazy over GCSE lol

I just think that this is fantastic!

This i think has the most potential
like what the hell???????????

This is a brilliant example on the groups of the internet.
Warning:May make you laugh.

hey russell your shows hilarious check this out dont know what to think of this and this one especially again love the show keep up the good work

How about this for an inspiring story - a kid runs out of a packed school assembly as superman in front of hundreds of colleagues - though the video is not clear there is a video and a story on the facebook group



the detention letter read:

Charlie Sendrowski is in isolation after he received a call to his mobile phone and 'flew' out of assembly. It was highly inappropriate however is was the funniest thing the staff have ever seen at south craven school.

A greek man is suing a Swedish company for putting a picture of him on Turkish yoghurt.

the polish president died in a plane crash with his wife it was said that there was 132 people including the president and his wife they were landing in Russia but crashed at the airport try this link

from on .

sorry wrong link its this one sorry about that

First Muslim sex shop opens but doesnt sell dvds or toys?!

Poetry Idol



An excuse not to pay parking fine - they saw a ufo and were so shocked they drove into a bus lane!

Thought you'd like this.

this is a funny video, if you go on you tube and type in "Biggest Fox News Error in History!" its funny, the news crew get a boy dressed up as a super hero instead of a report

i know it's not really news but it is funny and would be good on the show. it is about Chris Kamara missing a portsmouth red card. the link is:
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Very funny story about a man who is suing a yoghurt company for using his face on there 'Turkish' yoghurt,

I'm only a young teen but i have found an amazing story on a man who has made a house out of beer coasters and he has set the new Guinness World Record for using the most coasters to build a house he used over 300,000 Here's the link:

i saw this and immediately thought of the show....

this isn't technically a news story but it will be sure to get you tons of laughs!!
just read these names:
they really are funny.
you could use them in Good News or even in other programmes or stand-up!

i hope you can use these great names somewhere!

i know it's not news but it is very funny and i think it would be perfect on the show.
it is about chris kamara last saturday at the portsmouth football match. even if you don't like football you will find this funny.

if you go on to youtube and type in 'chris kamara portsmouth' and it is the second video down.

There's a really funny story from America; a man has crashed, allegedly while drunk, into the car of a judge who spared him jail time for drunk driving in 1998. Now that's what I call ironic.



p.s. I love the show. Thank you for brightening up Thursday nights. =)

Oh My Dayz, Russell..... Cat Dancers!!!! (C4 docu on last night)
The Cats, sorry PERFORMING TIGERS killed just like TIGERS do.... That's all I'm saying.
Except Ron Holiday (surviving Cat Dancer) is a strange strange man, has to be seen to be believed. Check out his selection of jet black wigs, worn on the bald, elderly, liver spotted although very shiny head of Ron Holiday.

This is probably one of the most sexest things ive seen



It is a mobile phone for girls and women
and in the review in some parts it slags it off
But at the bottom of the page it says


Alcatel OT-808 is exclusive to Carphone Warehouse on contract from 拢12 a month and 拢49.95 pay as you go.

"An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper."

did you hear the news about the kid who got banned off of uno the xbox game for getting "frisky" on the in-game cam and his mother had to go on the xbox website to find out why lol love to be there when he did some explaining as long as he was decent
you have to put this on your show he was banned till the year 9999 lol

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look through this girls website, i think this is an amaing story

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Seeing how Snoop Dog wants to go on Corrie, i found this a few months back !! Looks like he's not the only American rapper who likes our soaps... love the show by the way ;0)

thirteen year old school girl from liverpool obsessed with eminem
her name is melissa dixon and here's a picture she created of her obsessive typing about eminem through via, status' about his 'white trash hoe riding' songs and basically his life in her info box.

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star wars related good news story- might go well with star wars sketch-

This is just an amazazing and truly inspirational story. Enjoy.

Here is a funny piece of news, its about a new 拢1 million state of the are police station opened in Nairn in the Scottish Highlands and Islands and is only open part time due to budget cuts.

/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-11764900 or both links to same story on different sites

university studys..... some are good some are bad.

Just a few odd university courses/ studies ( these are only the ones I have found to be legitimate).


check out Samantha Ryan Barnsfather's research interests.

At the university of California los Angeles you can do a course on the art of listening.



In Georgetown university you could study star trek and philosophy



Science + Harry Potter..... erm?

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Please check out this link. This is really excellent news because it's giving local people the chance to do it for themselves.
they've just opened up a new food for people centre in ghana. The Food for People centre that opened in Nepal helped lots of kids get some breakfast before school, instead of empty stomachs. I really love what they're doing.

hey russell check this brilliant story

hey there was a bomb in gartocharn which sadly killed a treee lol Google 4 more info, R.I.P Tree

I know Russell Howard finds really good stories for the end of every Good News. I recently came across one which I think is really special. It's about a lady who found out she had months to live from cancer, and decided to raise some money for cancer research. Tragically she died, but yesterday the total raised was 拢10,000. Today it is over 拢12,000. Take a read...