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Dear russell howard, me and my friend watch your show every week and we were wondering if you knew if there was no gravity, would concrete be able to hold everything down? please give us your thoughts.. thanks much :D jo & michaella xxx (and we know it has nuthing to do with your show but we would like to know what you think of this) thanks again :)

Hi! Just a Random Question for you..... What are you addicted to At the moment???
Loving the show, so glad that it's back :D
Good luck in future,
Katy! :D

heya! a wee question, if someone made your life into a movie who would you like to play the role as you and what would you like the soundtrack to be?

BTW your dog is sooo cute!!!


*Sam*

What was the worst prank that you have ever pulled on someone and why?

hi your show was great like always i think ur the best and ur so funny i went onto postpals i sent an letter 2 the littel boy named ashley he love pepper pig and in the night garden to ur the best love abbie xx
and by the way ur lil dog is sooo cute

If you had to live on one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? :D xx

What couldn't you live without? :) x

Found a brilliant story about the BNP hiring security to stop vandals graffitting their campaign posters...excellent ^_^
Love the show.

hi russel how are you,i just like to say thanks for mentioning the postpals website it shpws that your not just the funniest guy on tele but also a compassionate one,its open not just mine but a lot of peoples eyes il give ny kids even bigger hugs n always remember there some very poorly children out there who havent had the same luck,the children are an inspiration and you are to,carry on making us laugh and also showing the good storys at the end as its a good balance,take care m8(any spelling mistakes due to my dislexic keyboard not me i must adh.lol

Loving the show, i think your dog Archie is getting his own fan club, quick question whats your favourite flavour of crisps ? xx

Amazingly, there's something controversial happening in the catholic church....

(NSFW - if you read the link you might guess why)


Not that it was the first thing I noticed, but is it weird they didn't bother to paint nipples on jesus?

hey russell,
there's a story in todays The Sun (17/4/10) about a killer donkey called paco, that's been murdering other donkeys and pigs on it's farm. thought you might want to feature it.
shows sick mate
take it easy
x

hey russell I found a great story @ yahoo.co.uk, It's about a secret hidden clause that gamestation put in their online contract saying that you have sold them your soul! Check it out, it would be great for a laugh! Here's the link

The devil should have tried this years ago, and people really need to read the small print!

apparently 7,500 people sold their souls to some kinda company


thought it was abit of a laugh.
oh by the way your show's bloody magic. i reckonit should be on at least twice a week.
:)

Hello :) ;


^^ A Cat Got Stranded On Top Of A Tree For 7 Days Because The Fire Brigades Ladder Was Too Short :) ;;

And, I Thought You'd Like This, Its A Pig/Sheep :D


Plus (I Know You've Heard It Before But Your dogs Adorable :D) x

hey russell,
you must be sick of hearing this but your dog is soooo sweet.

just some storys for you:

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^^^ sick man who steals 315 grand from his disabled daughter's charity and has to pay back only £1, a new meaning to compare the meerkat, and the bnp.....well, being the bnp.

thanx em x

You know you said that Alexander the meerkat from compare the meerkat would win if there was a facebook election well, either people thought you were being serious or they think he can do good for the country, buutttt ................ Simples meerkat for Prime Minister :). and here's the link as proof :

ignore that last link, it appears not to have worked:

there that should be right now

this isn't a story but a partly funny vid but would just watch to 1:38 as the rest is a bit weird :S

hey russell...i love your show...and you (bit strong) i really like you (but more than really) but i promise im not a stalker (which sounds stalkerish) ANYWAY (i'll stop with the brackets) one question i have is how did you became a successful comedian, its what i want to do. Also i have a story you could use which has been the main story of this week which was the volcano in some country irrupted and so all the flights got cancelled. the interviews of stranded people were really funny and because i wasn't going on holiday it was fun to laugh at because they all were stuck at home like me.i hope you also found it funny or you might think im just tight either way it made me laugh. The ones who were stuck in another country quite liked it because they go more time off work and school. ...also another story is that around Bolton which is the town where i live the conservatives have started putting funny bill-board pictures with Gordon Brown on it and comments...maybe you could photoshop it to make it say something else...although i think you did something similar... here's a link to one of the posters: sorry my post was alittle long- good job i didnt post it through twitter!

Is this where we recommend things?
Anyway, here goes...

ITV Leaders debate- They don't think of trying to censor the facebook posts before showing them live...oops (:

the whole bee in a car at 90mph was really bugging me so, sad get that i am, i reseached it further, it would appear that the reason why the bee travels at the same speed inside the car is because the air in the car is also moving at the same speed as the car, interesting, but jesus i should get out more!!!, i wonder if she got off the ticket or not ??

Karl!

Have you seen the news this morning about Doctor Who and the Darleks?
The new Darleks are colouered what dose it mean?
Are they some sort of new Power Rangers, if they are then where's the pink one?

Sketch Idea if you want to do one

Also imagin their megazord, A gaint rainbow coloured going "exterminate the gaint monster"
and there leader is a gain't blue Darlek's head in a tube "We must exterminate the forces of other good or infearuor aliens attacking Darleks Grove"

You don't have to use this joke just mention the colour Darleks PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

From

GeoDarleks

PS
EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!

I used my user name insead of my real name which i didn't need to do so If you see Doctor Who please tell him that I am not a new line of Darleks.

Peace ^_^ V

Dear Russel
i found a hilarous story on yahoo about Beckham. ive included a link for you to check it out. it was about 3 weeks ago but its still funny.



if it doesnt work sorry.
love the show pleass continue.

Daniel

Toby Young explains how Hogwarts and Harry Potter is what the Tories are aiming for (I think..Politics confuses me)

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Hi, I can't get your video on this post - anyway my TV's guide seems to be offering only your 30 minute show tonight - Saturday - why is that? Volcano?

I know it's old news but it made me laugh

Hi Russel i love your show this is my second post so i hope these one's makes it to the show that would really make my day so in the first link it is saying that the Taliban Leader is going to retire and create peace

This post is on about the Prime Minister of Norway stranded in New York and cannot make it back to Norway so he is governing the country from his Apple I-Pad this story i believe would be great for the Technology segment of the show this is the link

This is my favourite post i found its about a Tabby cat named Charles who walked from New Mexico to Chicago that is a massive 1,300 miles so after walking all this distance he is getting a complimentary flight back to his home here is the link

Please can atleast one of these stories make the show so i can impress everyone at school because we are all big fans of the show please may you choose one of these stories so that i can have my name in the credits please

Hey. Found the actual most amazing Facebook fan page EVER. Not exactly news but you'll definitely like it

It's some pretty amazing vandalism of the Tory billboards, I thought I was going to die laughing. Political vandalism ftw ;)

Dear Russell i like your show its so funny i'm new to this website but were do i but i a message is it here or somewhere elss and your dog is cute...

bye

Dear russell i like your show its fuuny but i'm abit new to the site were do i but in a message is it here or somewhere elss and your dog is cute ...

bye for now

i was looking for something to watch and i saw this story it's so sweet it's about a little girl raising money it doesn't sound like much but any i liked it

Hey Russell love the show. I found this guy who tries to stop verbal abuse by people on games. Here is his website

This is from the 15/04/10 edition of Orkney Today.
Turns out The Scottish Youth Parliament bears an uncanny resemblance to the original.

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heres a story ive found recently from msn

"A publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks after a mistake which gave a recipe for pasta with "salt and freshly ground black people"

On the back of Boat Race piece a couple of weeks ago, rowing in Cambridge is already exciting enough - 'Mr Asbo', or 'Stalin' is gaining quite a reputation!

Hii

Woman Addicted to sex Due to Nitendo Wii

Love the show
Jason

Haha (:

Hey Russel,

Keep up the good work. Always look forward to the show. Thought you might like this as a good news story:



Also, just for lols:


Cheers!
Alastair

Just found this gem. Quite shocking recipe misprint...soooo bad



Niki x

Hi Russell,

Hows it going? Just found this online:



Thought you would have a laugh at it.

James

Hello :) ;;

I Has A Question :D

What's The Funniest Thing That Has Happened To you?

:) x

I found this video while I was flicking through You Tube trying to avoid revising for my finals...(shhh).... Its so stupid its funny... There's a guy who is afraid of bad breath (Halitaphobia) and he has founded an Iphone app to test for bad breath... what happened to just smelling someones breath?? Do we have to test something to know that it stinks??



Anyway Enjoy! And enjoy the quotes it comes out with!!

I read about this in...The Mirror I think. A Youtube video of 'Cameron Girls'. I'm guessing it's meant to make Cameron more...appealing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkuWCgutaqc

George Washington owes £195,000 in late library fees, having never returned borrowed books he took out...220 years ago
"The New York Society Library says it will not pursue the fine. It would simply like the books back."

Book Axed Over 'Ground Black People' Typo:

As you can tell, I got a bit bored during free college periods and decided to do some research.

George Washington late fees link didn't post, so this is it:

Hi there,

Just wondering what song you used in the beckham montage in the latest episode. It's a song from my childhood and I can't work out what it is. Thank you so much, love the show, x

Hi Russell

Just wanted to say thanks for mentioning Postpals website. My daughter Megan was one of the featured kids on the video that had been diagnosed as a baby with Neuroblastoma cancer. Postpals have been an absolute godsend and are now a huge part of our lives. Megan has had to endure chemo and surgery and many hospital admissions. Receiving cheery post brightens her day and enables her to think of other things other than treatment and operations. Postpals have also been great to Megans brother Joe. He has had to deal with so much and he feels very involved as he also recieves posty. Viks at postpals is the most amaziing young woman and i know that seeing postpals on youre show has created alot of awareness into this great great website.

Thankyou so much Beth

Hi all i have a Random Question for Russell do you have any tattoo if you have what have you got xxx :)

thanks evie xxx

Because of the volcano erupted in iceland and none of the planes can leave england or fly over most of my teachers can not get back for holiday and to make things worse are head teacher is suck in egypt and so is nealy all are teachers.

i hope you can make a joke out of that russell

Alright man i just wanted to thank you for making my thursdays a little bit better i havent really had that much to be happy about these past few months but your show has made me smile for the first time in a long while man so thanks keep the good news coming man i need more laughs also that website you brought to our attention post pals hey you should be proud of the fact so many people know about it becuse of you my respects Russell

hi russel your a legend, i watch ur show every week.
i have a quick question,
which polotician are you voting for and why?
:)

Quick Question
whos your favorite rapper?
simple

I am writing to say how I admire the way you have mastered the treadmill for that Berocca advert. To have the ability to make people stop and stare at your genius in the street is amazing. You and the big fella, the little woman with the ponytail and the middle aged librarian woman are so synchronised!! You must have practised for hours, where do you find the time?

What, it isn't you? Have you got a twin?

The family love the show, we especially love the bit at the end. No not the titles!!

hi russel have you ever stud in dog poop and then wipped it on your friend??

by the way your really funny!!!

hi russel i just found a wierd news storie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIf4ogjZkFo

Dear Russell
so glad the shows back really hope you make a 3rd series and i want to ask will you be doing stand up at warwick university anytime soon ???

xx

hey Russ!! not sure where to post this but i found the 'fall from grace' rather amusing :D enjoy xx

hey russell, i think you are really funny and one of the best comedians ever!!!

whats the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you? now or as a child?

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Dear Mr.Howard

I was thinking up hilarious suicide attempts at the dinner table the other day and I'm wondering if you think this one would be humanly possible...

Consuming as much dried mash aka Smash potato... then drinking a few pints of water and jumping around on a bouncy castle...

would this make you explode?

I look forward to an in depth response.

Yours patiently,

Danielle Walker

xoxo

hi russel i really want you to answer this question

who would u vote for in the election and why?

tim osborne
:)

dear russel joesph howard
this isnt in the news but please im your biggest fan and on you tube a video obout this joke its so funny its call knock knock completly uncalled for its soooo funny please put it in the show many thanks

dear russell me nd my girlfriend watch you every week love it its awsome she love you so i was wondering if you could do me a massive favor i want to propose to her but she told me it has to be some thing special so please could you help me out in some way thanks

Hey Russel, my friend told me about your show and I haven't missed an episode since, it's brilliant.

I thought of my question today because me and my friend were thinking of true statements that could be applied to life, and the funniest one we ended up with was 'your perfect guy is either no existent or gay' So I was wondering what is your faviroute funny saying?

Many thanks! :D

hi..... i was just wondering are you coming to Glasgow any time soon ?????????????

what are you up to ?:);)

hey russ, my friend is in america at the moment and he's sent me this from orlando which i thought you might like.

it's about a woman called tammy ann roseman who got in trouble for mooning at a school bus