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wow, just...wow
well they get 10 out of 10 for effort i suppose :S

Hey Russ,
Whats the worst present you have ever received or given?
I was in the audience on Tuesday 6th VERY FUNNY! I liked the cream egg too! :D

Woo! I made it on :D Representing bacon lovers everywhere is the Ginger at the end ;) (that's me XD) Loved the show Russell, and your bacony ways!

haha I'm there at 0.48!
Such a great show last night.
Thanks for the creme egg :)

Hey Russ
Something you might wanna take a look at...some sort of impossible basketball shot but watch out for what the guy uses instead of swearing

And quick question for you?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?

A couple of stories that caught my attention:

(1)


Oddly enough, the woman in question is not Amy Winehouse.

(2)


"George is launching, in September, what seems to be the world's first master's degree in vampire literature."

Werewolves left howling with envy.

This is truely worth a look

I was there too, 3rd row to your right! (Also 0:15 into the clip!)

Loved the show very much and the cream egg was fab too! Hope the leprechaun clip makes the show, that was genius!

Def worth the trip down from Brum! (Strange tho that the t-shirt woman was at the NIA last autumn too - same night!!)

Hey Russell :)
Amazing show on tuesday :)
Random Question ... what's the most embarrassing thing you have done?
and What's the strangest dream you have ever had?
Much Love,
Becki, Claire and Nicola
xxx

Great show Tuesday, I'm there in the grey and black stripey top at 0.15/0.16 :). Looking forward to seeing what made it tonight :)

Question: When the mystery guest comes on, have you ever recognised them straight away?
and: If you had to create a nickname for yourself, what would it be and why?

News:
Woman nearly killed boyfriend with her breasts:
Cheese sandwhich assault:

The guy who kept appearing in the background of news reports (the plump balding one who is a little reminiscent of Barry from Eastenders!) lives on - I spotted him behind the reporter on Look East earlier :D.

Hey Russell,
It was a great show on Tuesday... i couldn't stop laughing! I can't wait to see it later on ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Three.
Anyway, as you were talking about a monkey that does karate (that you can never fit into the show) i have a monkey story for you:

I also have a question for you:
If you could invite 5 famous people (dead or alive) to a dinner party who wwould you choose any why?
Kathryn Foy a.k.a KitKat (or the 't-shirt woman as someone commented before ^^)

Take a look at this - made me laugh for like 10 mins ;)




what a funny kitty (: x

Hi Russell,
My sister showed me this hilarious news clip from Australia that neither me or my friends had seen before. I'm sorry if were all just a bit behind and you've already seen it but if not maybe you could use it in your show? We all found it brilliant! Here's the url for the youtube clip.



Keep up the good work (:
Bea marshall, gloucestershire
xxx

i have a story which i think you would be interested in i was very moved by this story it brought me to tears so i thought you would be moved by this story too i hope you like it

i want to open peoples eyes to people who have disablities and i think this could help so please watch this

if you go on google, type in "find chuck norris" but dont press enter or search, then click "i'm feeling lucky". it's quite disturbing.....

Gutted they didn't ask me and my friends to do that ^ when we were right at the front of the que :/

Russell, I really think you should put the karate monkey video in the show again, thats just too funny!
xxx

hi russell,
here are a few stories for you:



^^ women complain about a man nude in his own home



^^ strike because over beer, read story :)



^^^ dead man on plane



^^^ a weird story about cillit bang :)


watch this episode of outnumbered between 7 mins 40 seconds (7.40) and 7 mins 45 seconds, ITS FRANKIE BOYLES !!!!

/iplayer/episode/b00rzmqn/Outnumbered_Series_3_Programme_1/


please include something of mine in your show or give a reply :)

p.s are you into any sports?

Vinny Baker

Hey Russell im 13 and i just gotta say your my heroo comedian your the best out there and i hope i hit it big in comedy some day

Your awesome russell, ive been watching you since the start of mock the week and i still cant believe you have got your own show! and its on series 2!!

Just amazing...Keep it up!

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Happy 30th Birthday btw :D

I'm too lazy to send this through Twitter lol.

I reminded me of the leprechaun...and made me laugh.
Creepy Gnome terrorises town.

I became a fan of the show last night after watching episode 3
was so funny

if you could have a female body part what would you want? lol

Police have taken away a 4ft penis ornament after a complaint from a passer by. (was taken on april fools funnily enough!)

Great show Russell! Was watching it with a pain in my side and it helped me ignore the pain, especially the bit with the teenager surfing on the roof...:D

On the world business report this morning at 5.54am they were going through today's newspaper headlines and discussing the death of Malcolm McLaren when the newsreader asked 'did you wear bondage?'

saw this 9 year olds given lessons on grand theft auto

A prank on the singer Justin Bieber by the website 'Funnyjunk'
Warning: Will make you laugh.

Amazing story that you must see. The title? 'Portishead Church holds Queen rock mass.'

Yey... i made it...askin the creme egg question ;)Brilliant show Russell, waiting to see if you are wearing your t shirt/present from someone on this week. Getting tickets for your tour too.

Story

Russell, with you watching the news all the time im sure your aware of NINTENDO WII accedents... Have you seen something like this?

"NINTENDO WII MADE ME NYMPHO!"



BTW Russell, LOVE THE SHOW =] [Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator]

Great show but what are you doing to Minns? He was straight when he left Naaridge and you've turned him gay, turning his head with massages and the loik.