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I found a good 2 good news storie

one of a 999 call reporting a snowman theft
and one of something you really need to check out : man leaves 80 grand on car then drives off.

/news/uk-england-essex-11843543

/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

have you ever seen a cat eating with the fork

Got to see this kid freak out because his mum canceled his World of War Craft account...

Totally have to check out this hilarious clip of the queen. If you got time though you should totally watch the whole vid. It is HILARIOUS! Best parts include singing to a toilet bit at 1:13, the 'aren't you gonna' molest me?' bit at about 2:27, the 'YES! I WILL SHUT MY MOUTH!' bit at about 4:37, the blowing up orphans bit at 5:54, the 'suicide and ice-cream parlour' bit at 6:56, the ninjas on me bit at 10:31 and finally the most IMPORTANT part with the queen in it at 11:55. Guarenteed that there will be SOMETHING in this video that you'll kill to put on good news. Here's the think. Thanks a million. Deanna.x
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Obviously if you want to follow this link now you are going to have to go onto youtube and type in "sanity not included 13". Sorry, dunno why it got taken off!
Deanna.x

d'awh, loved the sketch :)
once again, yous never fail to make me smile♥!xxxxxxxxxxxxx

This guy was skiing on Arthurs Seat in Edinburgh today brilliant!

Until the 6th facebookers are changing their display pictures to cartoon characters from their childhoods and posting this status: Change your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from your childhood and invite your friends to do the same, for the NSPCC. Until Monday (Dec 6th), there should be no human faces on Facebook, but an invasion of memories. This is a campaign to stop violence against .........children.

:D

What men call their penis in different parts of the country

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Both hilarious!!

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/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

woman reports stolen snowman

heres a good news story:

I noticed that you've been making some jokes about Justin Bieber AND we all know about the OMG cat... so when I found this, I thought of you.



Use it well, Russell!

hello!!! remember a few episodes ago when Russ did his awesome football celebration to the oldest footballer?

Well some footballer has copied it?!?!?!? I cant remember what game it was it but it was either the Blackpool V Everton match or the Blackpool V Bolton game!! It was one of the Blackpool players & when i saw it I wet myself(with laughter of course!)?!?!?!! please check!!!!

Here's one for the Good News segment:

Here are some snow sculpture i've made please check them out and see what you think :)

You have to get this video on the show somehow, it's hilarious!

Watch the beginning of today's edition of itv meridian tonight(3.12.10), one of the top stories was someone who called 999 because someone had stolen her snowman :)
here's the link:

Another good news story, maybe not as impressive at first sight, but these retired volounteers featured in the daily mail, basically stick with a kid and help them read. But think about it, how much more do u listen to David attingbrough's restful old voice as compared to chris Moyles, u see my point? Older people make good teachers, when ur that age why not have patience? Anyways, if u could give me a shout out on ur show, much obliged, if not just show this to the world;

Lewis McKernan - Burton

Please take a look at this for a story...this is a moving video made by the charity Love146, who work to raise awareness about child sex trafficking and provide after care and rehabilitation for those affected. It's not a light topic for a story and definitely gives me the chills, but at the same time gives hope and comfort in the knowledge that there are people out there trying to make a difference.

Thanks!

This one was reported by the Times earlier this year, so it's not exactly new and you've probably already heard about it, (you may have even reported it!), but it's a really touching story and definitely worth a mention:

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Hi, I know you've done the "snow" show this week, but when I saw the efforts of these guys to bring a bit of warmth and happiness to random strangers, during the coldest, most miserable week of weather we've had here in Scotland, (and are still having!) I thought of your show!

Be nice to see them getting a mention.
xx

how do you send videos through

really cool

the best good news story ever...
a legally blind little girl who refuses to let her 'disability' get in the way of her gymnastics.

she's amazing.

these vids are really weird

hey Russell look at

its really funny.

someone phoned the police cos someone stole her snowman haha, pound coins fir the eyes & teaspoons for the arms.

haha xxxx

look at this notice his name

dude this story is awesome



this happened in saltburn-by-the-sea and i swear its the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

theres cars skidding all over the place on saltburn bank and this bus driver just owns them all heres a quick link to the video

Here's a couple of cool things on the web

Drug Lord had a Justin Bieber Shrine



and the transformer owl...

I lolled

i don't know if you've seen this on you tube and used it yet? but i HIGHLY suggest it. i cried from laughing, and this kid needs the publicity!
i give you fifteen year old keenan cahill (youtube-beenerkeekee1995)

not only that but he only goes and gets 50 Cent involved!!

-georgia luckman.

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good news story about a farmer who clears snow and is a first responce first aider and a parish counciller. from 20:12
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Dear Russ

We in Normal Site (Bangor uni) Think you should combine the video of the pervy man with the perviest noise ever



33 secs.

Thanks

Olly

Amazing good news story!

There is a little boy in Cornwall by the name of Marshall Jansen, on boxing day 2008 he was diagnosed with an agressive form of meningitus just days after his first birthday.

He has had to have both his legs and hands amputated to save his life, but is the happiest most inspirational little boy I have ever met. The great news has just been announced that over the past 19 months we in Cornwall have raised £250,000 - a quarter of the goal amount to care for him and help him get his prospectic limbs up until he turns 18.

Please, please check it out and help rise awareness and recognition for this little boy and his bravery! Below are two websites, his own and the news article on the fundraising.

Thank you x

A good news story for you:



Amazing.

Steph x

Mercury Poisoning and Sexuality



Not a major news story but I know Russell had a joke about 'having fun at a zoo' if he had the power to make people (or in his fantasy - animals) orgasm if he touched them :P Perhaps a slight twist in that could fit with this story?

on friday the thrid on the bbc news i think it was, there was some pictures of the protesters about university fees and unfortunatley i cant find the clip at the moment, but look out for a sign from news clips that day in the back ground that says 'should have gone to hogwarts' it made my day :')

also, i think you know british news is going down the tube when you see head lines like this..

I thinki this is amazing:
/news/world-europe-11917279
Its about a man who fell on te tracks of a railway and a polic officer jumps on the tracks to save him.

Good News:
This is amazing a blind girl takes a leap of faith everyday because she loves gymnastics.

Am i cruel for loving this clip of a deranged penguin or is it normal to find it painfully funny?



much love

The is not all doom and gloom story for nxt week hs to be aout everyone on facebook chnaging their profile pictures to thier favourite childhood cartoon character to raise awareness of child abuse! Even if its not that story you surly must fit t in some where ;o

Would love you to feature the Aussie press reaction to the Good News from the Ashes Tour so far; for example:



I'm sure there's plenty more! What's the aussie equivalent of 'whingeing Pom'?

I love the whole concept of your show. I hope the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ never cancels it.

BIG NEWS!!!

Found another one. Shocking news!!!

Its not very funny but kinda sweet so i'll post it anyway!

Everyone on Facebook has been encouraged to change their profile picture to a cartoon character of thier childhood to raise awareness of child abuse for NSPCC.

I find it funny how LOADS of people (Well, I say loads, it was only like 3, 4 people) who talked about the profile picture on facebook thing for the NSPCC. But then I saw this on Failbook (A type of Failblog- but to do with fails on facebook) and the first bit made me laugh-

This is hilarous - someone with a sense of humour about the snow :)

Watched the show tonight and had a great time - as usual :^) Particularly enjoyed the mystery guest and her mind-altering effect on Russ. Russ, just say 'No'!

I also wanted to draw your attention to the Sharpe's Children Foundation (www.sharpeschildren.com) which is an extraordinary example of what a group of people who are truly moved by the suffering they see can achieve.

This is a relatively young undertaking and needs all the support it can get so, whether it ends up on the show or not, if anyone can take the time to check it out and maybe even get involved, it will be greatly appreciated.

"its not all doom and gloom",
this woman and her daughter both had cancer are raising money for a charity that has helped them. To do this they have decorated their house and even transformed their conservatory into a Santa's grotto to help raise money and awareness for the beloved charity, "The Big C".
they said they are not only doing it for the charity but "for the village, and the people in the village and the children"

There is to be a creationist theme park built in Kentucky. "Whats the point in going to a theme park where all the rides consist of closing your eyes and covering your ears with your hands while yelling." Apparently it's going to be fueled by book burnings.

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as sweet as this panda story is it's also pretty funny



'Researchers then employed methods ranging from sex education videos to viagra in order to stimulate natural behaviour. '

awww i love russell he's fab! i think this would be cool for 'its not all doom and gloom'
'Change your FB profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood. The goal? To not see a human face on FB untill Monday, December 6th. Join the fight against child abuse & copy & paste to your status to invite your friends to do the same!'
its what people have been doing to raise awareness of child abuse


thanks xx

Me and my brother found this story the other day and it made us smile. So i thought I'd share :)
The commentary isn't in English, But read the description underneath.

Enjoy x

I found this story about a runner who crawled across the finish line in honor of her ailing coach after she collapsed during the race

full story here ->

youtube clip here ->

full race video here -> 3D

The charity I work for won a Guardian Charity Award on Thursday. I think it'd be great as your good news story on Good News. Stories for those with profound learning disabilities. Check out this video that the Guardian made: . We really are completely unique. Nobody else in the world makes books for people with profound and multiple learning difficulties, and you'll see in the video just how special our storytelling sessions are to our clients.

Have you ever seen The Caboodle Ranch?

I've just heard of it, and its really heartwarming! 1 guy created a kitty ranch where he adopts homeless kitties. Might be good material for Its not all doom and gloom?

Ok here is a quite unusual story some researchers are thinking of legalizing child pornography in Denmark, Czech Republic and Japan to lower chances of child abuse

I was reading the Telegraph website (Which is very posh of me, to be honest) and I saw this title, and I just had to read it -

My mum was looking through the news and discovered an article about a woman from Chatham' Kent who called 999 over a stolen snowman
/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

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No amazingly witty news stories, simply some ducks being blown away by the wind.

What more could you ask for?

"Its not all doom and gloom"

Robotic Trousers For Paralyzed Patients Will Go On Sale Next Month

The man who invented them can't even use them himself as he doesn't have full functionality of his arms.

They have changed the life of the man with the prototype though. Really amazing...;.

Found an amazing good news story. A charity that aims to stop people trafficking

I hope u like this story -

Looks like our sun in the sky has an owner now ;)

Check out this story



I found the whole concept pretty damn funny

- Abi

Thought this was quite odd..
The Health & Safety Executive in Ireland issued this warning on the news earlier..

"The HSE has issued the following tips to those who would prefer to walk, rather than skate or slide home from work this evening.
When walking on snow or ice.... Avoid smooth soles or high heels. Take small, slow, shuffling, flatfooted steps, with your feet spread a little apart. Bend your back and knees slightly. Keep the hands out of your pockets, Use a walking stick/pole to give extra support. Avoid carrying heavy loads."

Source:

Walk down the road with a big stick.. What kind of creepy weirdo walks down the road happily with a big stick?

Don't know if you guys saw this in the Evening Standard/Metro today (Monday 6 Dec):
Researchers in Wolong Panda Reserve dress up as pandas to fool a cub that is to be reintroduced into the wild.

This is for the "It's not all doom and gloom". There is this girl called Sarah Phillips who sang a song for her dying mother who had cervical cancer. It was a Youtube hit and she has raised a lot of money for charity to set up a research clinic. She has just released another song.

These are the two songs:
(New Song)

(Tribute)

Really hope this is seen as it is a brilliant thing she is doing!

don't know how tight the censorship is on drugs at the bbc.

something that will get past the censorship...the best goal celebration in the world.

and since you're obviously going to go with the snowman 999 call

I've noticed a couple of people have mentioned the facebook campaign to change your profile picture to a cartoon for the NSPCC, however such a nice idea had to be spoiled by someone:

Apparently the campaign had nothing to do with the NSPCC, and has now been accused as being set up by paedophiles in the hopes children will change their pics to modern cartoon characters! I don't believe it for a second, it's just another story to make people think the internet is inhabited by paedos.

Hihi! Saw the most amazing story EVA 2day, then went darn, the series is over now...
oh wellp:)
I can't help but envy those kids though... No school, no worries about the future, getting to hang around with Russell and dancing with him and a woman dressed as spongebob squarepants...
Tell you what, if you happen to need a perky 13 year old who is just a bit insane in one of your sketches next year, give me a shout :)

I'm a girl as well. That's an important detail.