More captions please...
During the past two weeks you lot have done an amazing job suggesting loads of captions for shots from the show so we want you to have another go.
We want your caption for this picture from the show which we recorded last night. Again there is no prize except making Russ and the team laugh in the office (yeah, I know, that is not a prize).
Ok, caption away...
We want your caption for this picture from the show which we recorded last night. Again there is no prize except making Russ and the team laugh in the office (yeah, I know, that is not a prize).
Ok, caption away...
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Comment number 1.
At 24th Nov 2010, squirrellover wrote:Who is the funny one in the line-up?
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Comment number 2.
At 24th Nov 2010, Martin Hughes wrote:As the police line up began, Russell's shrooms started to kick in.
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Comment number 3.
At 24th Nov 2010, Dan wrote:Russell was worried the police weren't going to take his body cavity search as seriously as he would have liked.
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Comment number 4.
At 24th Nov 2010, Kyle wrote:Can just imagine this being one of Russels friends. Unbeknownst to this persons mischevious habits, Russ can only say:
Who has done this to you? In a surprising, yet confused tone of voice. Maybe this answer was a bit to eccentric, who knows. I'll think of some more captions that might match the scene.
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Comment number 5.
At 24th Nov 2010, andreas_11_31 wrote:Russell turns to Ted the clown looking dumbfounded as Ted waves to his ever growing fan club of women in bikinis...
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Comment number 6.
At 24th Nov 2010, mcflux wrote:"You stuck those marbles where?!"
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Comment number 7.
At 24th Nov 2010, sophielovesmusexxxx wrote:Ronald McDonald's in the lineup for downloading monkey rapes frog.
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Comment number 8.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mr McChin wrote:Something just doesn't seem right about 'Pedo the clown'.
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Comment number 9.
At 24th Nov 2010, Bunnyaimee wrote:"The Clown Did It, With The Squirty Flower, In The Tv Studio" Russell loves a bit of Clown-do (cluedo :P_)
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Comment number 10.
At 24th Nov 2010, Sath wrote:Which one of you have your own TV show?
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Comment number 11.
At 24th Nov 2010, heres_natalie wrote:Russell is not happy about being replaced on good news with Ronald McDonald.
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Comment number 12.
At 24th Nov 2010, lewj93 wrote:Russell wasn't sure his dad's new job would help them get off the drug charges.
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Comment number 13.
At 24th Nov 2010, scottyxx wrote:This is unacceptable! Everyone knows strips and checks dont match!
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Comment number 14.
At 24th Nov 2010, Ben Goodwin wrote:Russell wasn't impressed with his dads new line of work.
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Comment number 15.
At 24th Nov 2010, Dawak wrote:"He's stealing my act!"
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Comment number 16.
At 24th Nov 2010, charlotte_kernow wrote:Russell regreted going to Ireland and claiming to be needy... the cheese was now giving him nightmares.
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Comment number 17.
At 24th Nov 2010, maurice bizeray wrote:That is officially the worse Miss Piggy puppet ever!
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Comment number 18.
At 24th Nov 2010, Gregzie wrote:So it IS true what they say about big feet.
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Comment number 19.
At 24th Nov 2010, SmilerOnline wrote:Pedo's anonymous? :P
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Comment number 20.
At 24th Nov 2010, maurice bizeray wrote:Russell thought "At least his collar and cuffs match, otherwise he'd just look stupid"
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Comment number 21.
At 24th Nov 2010, Rik Aitch wrote:One of us looks weird, can be funny, can be sad, and can be scary. The other's a clown.
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Comment number 22.
At 24th Nov 2010, Eddie_C1976 wrote:My Mum's!? NOOO!!!
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Comment number 23.
At 24th Nov 2010, bestnewsfan wrote:police: we know it was the funny one in the line up (by microphone) will Russell Howard please step forward the rest are free to go
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Comment number 24.
At 24th Nov 2010, shell wrote:Russell thought it was an odd place to get starstruck but
"Ronald MacDonald!"
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Comment number 25.
At 24th Nov 2010, ally wrote:oh my god mom what are you doing here??????
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Comment number 26.
At 24th Nov 2010, Tommyboydowney wrote:Russell's been arrested for getting into a fight with a 83 year old women for attacking the ladies 6 years old grand daughter over a happy meal toy. ''Honest Ronald it's my toy she came and stole it from my happy meal''
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Comment number 27.
At 24th Nov 2010, dundonaldmartin wrote:Oh I thought you would never ask.
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Comment number 28.
At 24th Nov 2010, Sean Mc Laughlin wrote:After a night on the lash, Russell looked at his friend Steve, now dressed as clown and asked, "what did you do to the old woman?"
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Comment number 29.
At 24th Nov 2010, thefakeone wrote:Russel: Look, you might be a fun and crazy guy, but i dont want to do whatever you do in your spare time!
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Comment number 30.
At 24th Nov 2010, Christina wrote:Clown: Russel Howard.... I am your real Father....
Russel: Not possible, how could you get any looking like that!?
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Comment number 31.
At 24th Nov 2010, danny wrote:"As they lined up, Russell Howard wondered why they called him in when he looks nothing like Pope Benedict."
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Comment number 32.
At 24th Nov 2010, Red_Simon wrote:Russell's baby face works its magic again.
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Comment number 33.
At 24th Nov 2010, GBECK wrote:While passing the manaquins in TopShop, Russel was less than convinced by this season's new look...
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Comment number 34.
At 24th Nov 2010, Vikingcarrottess wrote:' I knew I shouldn't have worn these bloody marigolds. Made me stick out like a sore thumb '.
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Comment number 35.
At 24th Nov 2010, Nathan wrote:Remember me? orrr Nana??
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Comment number 36.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mommazeke wrote:That wasn't my horn you just honked, you Bozo!
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Comment number 37.
At 24th Nov 2010, Graeme wrote:Russ kicked himself, he didnt know it was a fancy dress line up.
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Comment number 38.
At 24th Nov 2010, johnnylo_2076 wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 39.
At 24th Nov 2010, jaysumner wrote:it was the clown on the right
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Comment number 40.
At 24th Nov 2010, yvetteslodzik wrote:what sort of creepy weirdo would do this to me?!
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Comment number 41.
At 24th Nov 2010, Hywel Lewis wrote:'no one's gonna believe your the paedo... you havent even got a beard.'
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Comment number 42.
At 24th Nov 2010, Lindsay Lawrence wrote:Russell: You got a second job Boris?.....
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Comment number 43.
At 24th Nov 2010, Andrew Lye wrote:Russell was somewhat miffed at the Police identity parade as everyone else had turned up dressed as clowns.
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Comment number 44.
At 24th Nov 2010, hannah x wrote:as russell looked to the side of him all he could say was ' dad what did we say about borrowing my clothes'
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Comment number 45.
At 24th Nov 2010, The First Lord of Soap wrote:Police officer: ok who farted?
Creepy Clown: Meeeee! heehhhehehehhahahaahahahahohhohohoho
Russ: oh Christ! what kind of creep weirdo are you? can i move down the line please?
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Comment number 46.
At 24th Nov 2010, JamieRussell01 wrote:you think this is funny do ya ... well you can wipe that smile off your face for a start ..here ..heres a hanky ...
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Comment number 47.
At 24th Nov 2010, yvetteslodzik wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 48.
At 24th Nov 2010, Chris Bowden wrote:Dad?
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Comment number 49.
At 24th Nov 2010, Davey wrote:Russell meets Lady Gaga
or
A clown... and a man dressed as a clown
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Comment number 50.
At 24th Nov 2010, Dan wrote:Whilst covered in ridiculous make-up for a funny TV show, Russell didn't look anything like his twin brother anymore.
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Comment number 51.
At 24th Nov 2010, Chris1139 wrote:Russell was shocked at who the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ had decided to replace Frankie Boyle with on Mock the Week
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Comment number 52.
At 24th Nov 2010, KrisVee wrote:Russell:
-Did...Oh God, did you let one go?
Clown:
- I sure did. But everyone's gonna think it was you, because I'm happy and waving and you look pathetic and GUILTY.
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Comment number 53.
At 24th Nov 2010, elmo wrote:Mummy....you said the bad man would never return
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Comment number 54.
At 24th Nov 2010, uberskinple wrote:What kind of creepy wierdo would turn up to a police line like THAT.........
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Comment number 55.
At 24th Nov 2010, Andy Rossi wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 56.
At 24th Nov 2010, Vikingcarrottess wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 57.
At 24th Nov 2010, clarkay wrote:uncle?.....
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Comment number 58.
At 24th Nov 2010, Tracy wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 59.
At 24th Nov 2010, wingell69 wrote:Just another typical day for russell
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Comment number 60.
At 24th Nov 2010, rabbifrog wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 61.
At 24th Nov 2010, Stonesey01 wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 62.
At 24th Nov 2010, wayneface wrote:Michael?
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Comment number 63.
At 24th Nov 2010, smeg999 wrote:Pedophilia amongst clowns!! No wonder children are scared of them!!!!
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Comment number 64.
At 24th Nov 2010, smeg999 wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 65.
At 24th Nov 2010, Emma-lou wrote:who invited lady gaga?
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Comment number 66.
At 24th Nov 2010, jessicahewitt wrote:'and how did Wagner do THAT!? '
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Comment number 67.
At 24th Nov 2010, AnelaEllaEh wrote:'John Wayne Gacy was really happy to see Russell in the line-up he was thinking BINGO 30 year old man stuck in young boys body perfectly legal' (I love you really Russell :P)
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Comment number 68.
At 24th Nov 2010, VoddyBull wrote:I was told the stand ins were to resemble me..... oh right, dodgey clothes, funny face, big nose...... Ok point taken
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Comment number 69.
At 24th Nov 2010, LulaLu wrote:I know I had that other glove while we were in the cells....
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Comment number 70.
At 24th Nov 2010, Sandra wrote:Russ: "What do you mean this guy beat me in Heat's weird crush list"!
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Comment number 71.
At 24th Nov 2010, TIF16 wrote:who out of these two could fight off a ninja granny? better yet who would be better at the smoking monkey?
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Comment number 72.
At 24th Nov 2010, baz wrote:russ: you seriously dont know which one of is a peadophile? but hes a clown, the only way it could be worse is if he had a beard!
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Comment number 73.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mandixx wrote:Russell, meet your new co-presenter, sideshow steve
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Comment number 74.
At 24th Nov 2010, amyamy12356 wrote:Mum?
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Comment number 75.
At 24th Nov 2010, jules wrote:Russell's looking as if to say....."why didn't I get to go into makeup?" love the show russ x x x
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Comment number 76.
At 24th Nov 2010, eilidh_mu wrote:Russ: is it true what they say about big feet?
Clown: wanna see?
Thus the scared, confused and yet intrigued expression on russell's face! Lol :)
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Comment number 77.
At 24th Nov 2010, Luke Mulvaney wrote:MUM! What are you doing here!? :)
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Comment number 78.
At 24th Nov 2010, ollieward wrote:Oh my god not again!
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Comment number 79.
At 24th Nov 2010, johnnylo_2076 wrote:the prime minister has put himself on the frontline for fighting crime, cavity search ahoy!!
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Comment number 80.
At 24th Nov 2010, Lallen wrote:So 10 grand worth of circus equipment and a trained elephant go missing and you even consider that it might be me despite this guy being here!?
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Comment number 81.
At 24th Nov 2010, Kooky_Lu wrote:Russell: How did THIS guy beat me in Heat Magazines wierd crush list??!!
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Comment number 82.
At 24th Nov 2010, RusselHowardFTW wrote:Russel became confused and he saw his pubic hair in multi colours on the strange man's head .
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Comment number 83.
At 24th Nov 2010, garizzle wrote:russ's sexual fantasy just took an unexpected turn!
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Comment number 84.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mattic wrote:In the police line up, Russell was shocked to see Gordon Brown
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Comment number 85.
At 24th Nov 2010, Kooky_Lu wrote:Russell: How did THIS guy beat me in Heat Magazines weird crush list??!!
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Comment number 86.
At 24th Nov 2010, Blazeassassin wrote:I thought i was ment to be the comic
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Comment number 87.
At 24th Nov 2010, Wait What wrote:Russ: "Why are you wearing that Clown outfit?"
Clown: "Why are you wearing that man outfit?"
Russ: "Touché."
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Comment number 88.
At 24th Nov 2010, gary_frzr wrote:Pat Butcher.. mid sex change
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Comment number 89.
At 24th Nov 2010, annieable wrote:dad! you promised to stop gatecrashing childens partys and peeing on the pinata...
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Comment number 90.
At 24th Nov 2010, Ioiad93 wrote:The usual suspects
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Comment number 91.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mudflux wrote:Russell wasn't EVER so happy with his effigy at the Madame Tussauds unveiling...
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Comment number 92.
At 24th Nov 2010, page wrote:Does this remind anyone else of catchphrase?
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Comment number 93.
At 24th Nov 2010, Mr Fuzzy Fairy wrote:OMG DADDY!!
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Comment number 94.
At 24th Nov 2010, kymii wrote:Russell thought Madame Tussauds was seriously going downhill as he admired HIS waxwork.
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Comment number 95.
At 24th Nov 2010, Meinn wrote:Clowns do an act in wormwood scrubs segregation wing for for children in need ( someone looks happy to be here )
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Comment number 96.
At 24th Nov 2010, Gareth wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 97.
At 24th Nov 2010, Blazeassassin wrote:What ever happened to the genie in a lamp "clown" he is on holiday im lamp sitting for him
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Comment number 98.
At 24th Nov 2010, Paul wrote:"All I said was 'would you like to see my Big Mac little boy?'..."
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Comment number 99.
At 24th Nov 2010, ke11y wrote:OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GILLIAN MCKEITH.....MY MISTAKE
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Comment number 100.
At 24th Nov 2010, aidan h wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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