成人快手

ahaaaa, my mums wierd, thats all, i get called AmandyyPandyy cos it rhymes :)

Hi Russell love your show, i was hoping if you could do me a favor and send me your autograph please if you send me an email at my address annoyingasiwanttobe@hotmail.com telling that you would i will send you my address so you can send it to me if your not busy and i was also wondering how much are tickets to your show?

If you could go anywhere in time, Where would you go and why..??
xxx

This is a Question:

Russell if you could have an extra body part what would it be and why?

Love the show XD

Kieran

Question for Russell:

What's the most embarrassing question you've been asked at a gig? What was your answer?

Good luck with the marathon on Sunday Russell!

I love the show! x

Dear Russell Howard,

Here's a question....

do you watch the programme at home when they come on tv? Or is that just a bit wierd?

and one for good luck...
do you lik cake and have you ever had any ineresting cake-related incidents?? :)

Love the show- it cheers me right up every thursday

me and my friend were shopping in asda and we saw electoral cupcakes. there were red ones for the labour party, blue ones for the conservatives, yellow for the liberal democrats and green ones for the green party. i wonder what colour the BNP cakes would have been..... :)

Will there be another series?
and if not WHY?!
I would actually refuse to be happy.
thursday is now my favourite day of the week (:

xx

A good story for you...


Bus driver filmed reading while driving in Birmingham


Got to love the comment

""It is not appropriate to predict the outcome but an incident of this type is likely to lead to a dismissal."

Likely? Orly?

What is the funniest good news story you have ever covered?

I think you will like this one

i don't know when this was, but it's amazing:

from
@lizziepalmer

Hii

I LOVE your show it's the Highlight of my week (that makes me sound realy sad but the show is worth it) are you going to do another series and will there be one in November because my mum is thinking of taking me and my friend down to London ( from Glasgow ) to see or for our 14 th birthday so PLEASE do another one!!

Quick question do you prefer filming this or mock the week?? And what's your favourite brand of shoe (converse, DC etc)??

I thought this was funny please put it in your show!


thanks,
Cat XX

Ps the post pals thing last week was soo nice I went onto the website strait after watching the show!!

i love you :D i think you are great i can watch you over and over again an its still funny to me!!
i think yh well fit lol :D
p.s i love you :D

As always, your show left me and my family in stitches. I have a possible "good news story" for your consideration too: it was a truly moving moment, where the entire AFOL community united in sorrow over the loss of one of our greatest.

i thought this was quite funny :)

Hi Russ Good Luck for Sunday!
If you were a superhero for a day what powers would you have and what would you do with them?

Hey Russ :D x

Well ...


One of London鈥檚 busiest train stations was closed twice after staff left their burning toast unattended, it was claimed.



An American man, Bill Jordan, lost most of his little finger after the brazen thief snatched his brand new Apple iPad from his hands.



Burglars broke in to a Dutch prison to steal televisions from inmates' rooms.


An Icelandic musician has composed a lighthearted song to attempt to help people remember how to pronounce the name of the volcano which has caused travel chaos


Three people have been hospitalised after an angry goat invaded a nursing home in Melbourne, Australia, and went on a rampage that ended only when it was caught by police.






The biweekly water aerobics class at a holiday park in northern Australia was postponed when a 5ft (1.5m) crocodile entered the pool.


:D And one last thing ... What do you like better? Cafe Nero, or Starbucks better? And Whatever one it is, what is your favourite thing(s) to buy (L) xx

GOOD LUCK FOR SUNDAYYY !!!! xx

hi i found this stupid American law which is pretty funny lol

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.



Also i found another book from the author of " I Wish Daddy Didnt Drink So Much"

" My Big Sister Takes Drugs " LOL!


i LOVE the show you crack me up! Dave!

Found that quite funny

Hey Russell,

I wondered if you'd seen this blog. It made me laugh. I'm hoping the 成人快手 lets it through as it does have a swear word in the URL...

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Good luck in the marathon.

Hey Russell!
We love you and your show so much!

We would like to know if you will be doing another series?? & how long does it take to come up with all those raps? & who writes them:)

hope you reply!
Lovee Lauren&Danielle

P.s would you be able to give us a shout out on your show next week please:)xx

Some good news for this guy! How drunk would you need to be to come up with this one.

Hi Russell love the show i want to know if you had to marry any male celebrity which one would it be? looking forward to seeing you do the NSE comedy night and good luck with the marathon my mum's running it too for helen and douglas house

A white bank robber is alleged to have attempted to fool US police by wearing a Hollywood special effects mask and gloves that disguised him as a black man.

A 鈥渟tupid and irresponsible鈥� motorist, James Nunns, drove down a busy motorway with his foot hanging out of the window while travelling at 70mph, a court heard. :D lol

xx Love u russell :D :D

This is about a meerkat who has put out a lonely hearts advert. It made me giggle (:

Love, Hatty

Russell whats your Alcohollic Drink!?

I Meant whats your favourite alcohollic drink?!

Sorry, but I missed your show tonight. Will try and catch it on iPlayer. First thing, I notice the BNP delay on revealing their manifesto till Friday - St. George's Day. I really think they delayed it 'cause they knew you couldn't say anything about it till the next show. On almost the same subject, remember that character who turned up on every camera outside the 成人快手 covering Nick Griffin's Question Time appearance?! Well, he was spotted again the other week outside the Houses of Parliament on 成人快手 News Channel.

Now I've clocked him on this week's Antiques Road Show from Greenwich. Keep up the good work. Glenn.

RUSSELL!!! You have got to check this out!!! Nick Clegg's being stalked by The Doctor!!! Yeah, that Doctor, singular!

I was just watching 成人快手 3 at 23.05 today (25/04) and there was a 60 second bullitin where they gave a political election update. On the bit that Nick Clegg was walking toward a building I SWEAR The Doctor's tardis was in the background! I don't have a link to it but i'm sure you'll be able to check it out.

I know this is old... none the less its funny lol

a strange one Badger unearths graveyard bodies at Devon church

Oi Oi Russ.

Would you rather....
be Daran O'Braian or Hugh Dennis?
:P
xxxx
LOVE THE SHOW

someone here was talking about the election cupcakes, and asked what colour would bnp cupcakes be, I think they would be either black for the irony, or shit coloured for the truth .

Good show, always makes me laugh, though annoyed that the extra editions aint on iplayer seems quite odd

"If" you were kidnapped would you prefer to be tied up with sellotape or with duck tape?

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Hey Russell,

Love the show, you rock,

was wonderin if there is any way I can watch the videos on this site in Ireland because they all say "Not available in your area"?

Here's some great stories:

Guy paints pigeon purple.



Why punch a horse there???



What a stupid thing to do!!! Kid tried to set farts on fire, ended up in hospital.



Train hits man peeing on track.



Tnx. YOUR A LEGEND!!!

Hi Russ :D
I Was just thinking would you wear your glasses on the show for a few episodes? On Mock The Week you look really hot with glasses on :D hehe
And when will the next series be on because i can't wait & Also i'm coming to your tour in Feb!!! Yay :D
Oh Yeah and before I forget to say i really hope you'll write a book like Michael McIntyre did because i would love to hear your life story :D
YOUR A LEGEND!!!! x