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Hey Tris,
I have a question for russell,
1.How did you get into comedy? and who are your Influences?
2.whats your favorite tv pograme...exept your own?
thanks, emz x

Its not hard to spell, people

I know it may seem a little inappropriate.... BUT i've just been watching Young,autistic and stagestruck, it was incredibly touching and enlightening about children living with autisim in some of it's many forms. Right at the end on the preview of next weeks show, which I will be watching, this one lad who "raps" said the most amazing thing.... "I won't dance unless they let me do my EARTH MONKEY HIP HOP" seriously that has to be a sight to behold and I can't wait. I have so many questions, what is EARTH MONKEY HIP HOP?, does it hurt?,can i do the earth monkey hipity hop? Anyway you must try to wacth the rest of this amazing series, these kids can teach us all a thing or two about how we look at and treat people. Look out for BEN he's a lovely kid and incredibly intelligent he's able to communicate his world on such a beautiful level.

What is the name of the guy in the good news clip at the end of episode 3. He was truly inspirational, and I would like to find out more about him.

Australian guy whose been in hospital for 104 days with multi drug resistant tb. Has started making rap videos describing his time in there!

Hey, wondered if russell has seen King Curtis on you tube? Gotta check it out-this kid's a legend! x

I have a funny/little bit odd story for you...

porn mag for the blind

Man banned from park for raping a tree

considering the dalek's are ment to be one of the scariest things in doctor who, one thing stands out quite a bit, the cup and saurcer, surely they're ment to be out exterminating, instead of serving tea, (a clip should be able to be located after the episode has been airred on 17th april)

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I think that GivesMeHope should feature on the show because it is an amazing website where people share their stories of hope and love to inspire and help others.
They have a website >>> GivesMeHope.com
And they have a specific part of the site dedicated to the stories about love >>> LoveGivesMeHope.com

There is one story that never fails to make me cry:
"My little 8 year old sister has leukemia. Today I visited her in hospital and she said to me 鈥淓llie, I know I鈥檓 going to die. But I know that I鈥檓 going to be coming back as a kitten. So after I鈥檓 gone and when a kitten comes to your door. It will be me. I will always love you. Even when I鈥檒l be a cat鈥�. Her beautiful words GMH."

I strongly feel that we need to share these stories of love and hope, to inspire and encourage. People say that society today is a shambles, but I have an opposite opinion. I say that all is highlighted in society nowadays are the negative aspects, not enough light is shed on the positives, but in a way this is a blessing, for light shines the greatest in the darkness ^__^

Childish I know - but can you believe that there is a childrens theme park in Belgium called Plopsaland ??!

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A driver has blamed a UFO for his bad driving. The motorist told officers he was so shocked at spotting the craft that he strayed into a bus lane.听

There's a funny interactive viral film at

did you read my last queston? i would like russell howard to answer it please love you russell

Good News: Wonderful piece about Nick Vujicic. Inspirational.

More Good News: 2006 World Cup Germany - Mexican goalkeeper's Dad died at home from heart attack. Sanchez left his team (and his world cup dream) and went to bury his father. Having buried his father, his family insited he flew back to the world cup for the crucial game against Iran. When the teams shook hands before the game, the last two are always the goal keepers...and the Iranian said 'stop' before they shook hands, bent down, picked up a bouquet of flowers and said 'for your father' and hugged him.
My research has shown that there is an actual increase in acts of sportsmanship in recent years.

Keep up your great work.

Paul

well i have one you may like :P

My boyfriend and I just went to Crete - saw this on the 'star' channel and instantly thought of you!
Here is what the Greek weathergirls are up to these days:

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Congrats on the show it is the highlight of the week x x x

Hi! Came to your recording last tuesday - was fab!!

Just saw this link on facebook. Learner driver completely flipped the car over on their second lesson - Im not a great driver but my word!!

Niki x

Hope you liked your present Russell :D
Is good news going to come out on DVD? I think that would be so good if it did :D

Love, Tanya :)
Xxxxxxx

Russell,

Love the show. Thought you might get a laugh out of this -



It also made it onto the 成人快手 most read list -

Cheers.

Russell, these made me laugh!!


For those who don't like their mother-in-law...



Postman problems - cat attacks!!



Escaped convicts disguised as sheep - lol



Gotta love the internet

Niki x

Britain will finally have her own superhero!

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's CANDLEMAN!"!?

Surely he would lose to the villain every time there was a breeze?

Guard dog sacked for not hearing a burglary...

2 words - Ninja cat ....

This is a vid of my brother mattress surfing while at uni a few years ago.

hey i have got a good news story it is about my cousins freind who got a gsce for riding the bus here is the story



the name is robyn ramsay :)

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Hey,
In this weeks episode you talked about how you'd never see a tramp with a cat.... i'm going to prove you wrong. I saw a guy in Covert Garden selling Big Issues with his cat named 'Simon'.



Hope you find it as funny as i did. xox.

a donkey terrorising the town of huthwaite and its like "ohh u gonna dieeee" and then old people start to do the konga and hurt there backs ahhh old people

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me and my friends have loads of ideas to have fund raisers but have never had the chance to be able to do one. e.g. sponsored hugs for random people like 1000 hugs between 2 people. I have had the idea to take a stand on individuality by wearin plain white masks areound with black cloths and hoddies then at the end reveal unique clothing.
I know its not good news thing but it does mean that their are un chavy teenagers in britian tryig to help.
Like I said we have never been able to do an any of these properly lol. plz get intouch

In 成人快手's spotlight news for the South West, a man has been chased around his house and garden by a pheasant, as well as a newborn donkey which has had to go into hiding because of it's black and white, striped and spotted markings.

Hey, loved episode 4 (russell's impression of horse winnin grand national without a jockey my fave bit!)

Wanted to ask Russell what is the most innapropriate thing he has ever laughed at? x

Hey, loved episode 4 (Russell's impression of horse winnin grand national without a jockey my fave bit!)

Wanted to ask Russell what is the most innapropriate thing he has ever laughed at? x

Theres this insane story about KFC creating a sandwhich, with no extra bread instead just two extra pieces of chicken it is called the Double Down Chicken Sandwhich. This has sparked concern in america (the only country getting it) As some people are worried about the content of the sandwhich and the increasing % of obecity. Heres a direct link.

Whats more plauible a 10 year old boy joining the navy or David Cameron talking to a black man. The best gaff in the 1st leaders debate:



"I was speaking to a black man recently,锘� that's how you can tell i'm not racist"

Saw this this morning and thought it might get a laugh or two :)

Hey,

I know a person who has set up a campain on youtube to stop cyber bullying. He currntly has just over 7500 people but needs more. I think this would make a great addition to the show because it show one person makinga differnce to peoples everyday life. He feels very strongly about bullying and is not camera shy. His name is Ken Burton

Something I saw on TV that i thought you might wanna think about putting this into next weeks 'Good News'? I found it pretty funny anyway.

Hi Russell

My name is Gavin Newell-Hill and I am writing to you on behalf of our charity STABLE; I have seen you on tv talking about life with your brother and your experiences of his epilepsy. Three and half years ago I lost my brother Carl to Sudep (sudden unexpected death attributed to epilepsy); he had struggled with his epilepsy for over ten years and medication proved ineffective at controlling his seizures. Throughout Carl's life, upon his death and the inquest that followed my family and I were offered very little advice or support and we decided to try and ensure that other people should not have to suffer a loss in the way we had. So we created STABLE and work constantly to support anyone that is affected by epilepsy, whether they are a person who experiences seizures or someone who supports those that do.

And so we come to the reason for my email, in our constant work of raising awareness about epilepsy we at STABLE are seeking a patron for our charity. Our aim is always to find someone whose life has been personally affected by epilepsy and due to the way that epilepsy is viewed, often with disdain and embarrassment, finding someone is comfortable speaking openly about living with epilespy is difficult. As one brother to another who has seen the way epilepsy can control and disrupt the life of a sibling I wish to ask you to consider becoming STABLE's patron.

Last night I saw your recommendation for postpals.co.uk and I must congratulate you on your efforts to promote such worthwhile causes.

Thank you for time and hope to hear from you (stableuk@hotmail.co.uk).
Gavin

(Head of Publicity/Co-Founder)

Thought this story was quite funny because its quite impossible to smuggle a dead body on a plane by just putting it in a wheelchair and sunglasses!



The bit that just made the article even funnier was when the dead mans wife was talking about him - "I [did not] kill my Willi. My Willi is my god. I [have loved] my Willi for 22 years."

Enjoy xD xx

In early December, my 19 year old brother Ollie was killed in a car accident, he was amazingly populer that 700 people turned up to his funeral! We live in a small town in cornwall called Looe, and the people of Looe wanted to make a tribute to Ollie, and as he was a keen surfer and spent the majority of his time in the sea, our towns RNLI have decied to name their new lifeboat after Ollie. Which needs to raise 31,000 for this fundraising apeal, which now has caused Looe and the surrounding towns to come together and are working together to raise the money needed for the lifeboat! And many amazing events are begging to take place, such as 25 people including myself are doing a sponored skydive, and many festivals and balls are taking place also to raise money for Ollie!
i realise its not a story that many will be interested in , but i waned to share and give Looe and the surrounding areas some recognision on their hard work and dedication to my amazing big brother Ollie.

Russell, you have got to get mileage out of the audience at the 成人快手 leader's debate aftershow that was part of the ten o'clock news on Thursday. It was like a convention for the vulnerable. I have managed to find a clip on youtube entitled "Terrified man in 成人快手 audience", check it out here If you can get access to the whole piece on VT I am sure I also saw someone dressed up as Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys during his weird phase, but the star of the show is the blonde/possibly ginger gentleman in the white shirt sitting behind and to the right of the presenter. Throughout the full piece, which is several minutes long, his look ranges from that of a rabbit startled in headlights right through to a potential serial killer. It was so funny at the time that me and my other half were literally crying as it unfolded.

Enjoy, it is one of the funniest things you will see in a long time.

Alasdair Murray
(aka @Alconcalcia on Twitter

I dunno if Russell Howard will read this or some 成人快手 producers and I don't expect it to end up on the show but I just wanted to say how amazing I think you are.
You're an exceptional person, you're my inspiration. You're more than a comedian, you publicise inspirational stories, do fundraising and encourage people to spread happiness. If more people were like you, the world would be a lot better.
I originally watched Good News because you were one of my favourite comedians but now I watch it for the 'It's not all doom and gloom' section 'cause it moves me and makes me smile.
Carry on the work Russell Howard, you make my life happier and inspire me to better myself.

Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Two stories for you Russell!

First one regarding the ground flight in the UK. A clip from sky news live where a drunk Scottish guy interupts an interview to shout "I hate Iceland" comedy gold!



Second story for your "Its not all doom and gloom section"
Fantastic inspirational story of Jason McElwain. An autistic young man helped out on his high schools basketball game and for the last game of the season the coach let him play. See the amazing story:

I've thought of a new slogan for Gordon Brown
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend so vote Liberal Democrate"

I saw this on 成人快手 news yesterday ... an accidently racist and very costly mistake by Australians.

hello russell and his Team, I recently watched the latest doctor who and have found that DR WHO has really made a hash of the new Dalek design. They look like some sort of puffed up Power Rangers haha. They have more colours than the next range of I-Pod. Maybe instead of shouting Exterminate they will shout "Taste the rainbow" from the Skittles adverts, as if looking like salt shakers wasn't enough haha.
I hope this can be put into the show. Here is a link about the reference of the story - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWwLFGUBfjQ

from Jamie in Scunthorpe

what makes it great is the little paragraph next to the video :)

Welsh pensioner wreaks revenge for high dentist costs - acts include supergluing the surgery doors, stealing plaques (no pun intended) and planting a fake bomb in the bins. Also done for stealing radiators... and avoids jail because he's so old!

i couldn't believe this when i saw it it come fromt he daily telegraph i laffed my socks of porn by feel

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heyy
it was funny today on when Holly Willoughby on This morning was saying whats on todays show, and she said your looking for love and sex instead of love and success
anyways love the show :)

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Man arrested for slapping rival with snake

A US man has been arrested for slapping another man across the face with a four feet python in a motel.

I have just heard of this so if it's been done before sorry, but here goe's, I heard about this police officer who tasered a man who had just recovered from an epiltic fit. Now how bad does the fit have to be for him to be tasered whilst he's fitting.

I do not intend to offend anyone who has epilpsy.

Heeeeeeeey
i just wanted to know stuff about russell as i am his biggest fan and i love watchin him everywhere mock of the week his good news show which i cant get enoght off......i thought it wasn't going to come back but i'm so glad it is....xoxox
i would just like to know what is your favourite tv programme?
who is your favouriite singer?
favourite food?
and tv soap?
i am soo glad you are coming to belfast want to go and see you but can't :(
would you please reply xoxox
p.s after this series will you make another one please
i love you soooo much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx PLEASE REPLY :):P

Hi Russell, I run a charity that builds playgrounds for schools, orphanages and in slums in Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania. If you鈥檙e interested in seeing what we do check our video of last summer鈥檚 build in Uganda at www.eastafricanplaygrounds.org . It would be amazing to be on your show, or if you鈥檙e free at all over the summer come out and do some building with us.

I think this should be on the show i read it and i laughed for a while :P

Oi russ check this one out, I think this one is right up your crack



its about residents in my local area claiming to be 鈥榝rightened to death鈥� over the prospect of a 拢5m youth centre being built on a earmarked site in Harpurhey.

what a cob of corn this is

love your stuff, big fan.

laters dude

an amusing news bulletin

hey russell, guess what? with all of your talk about the election, there has been a facebook group set up in your honour called 'Russell Howard for prime minister 2010' I so want you to be the prime minister. it would be bloody great! they could give you a speach to the country each week, it would certianly give perspective to the queen's speach every christmas! xxx

Hey Russell here's a good bit for your "Good News" show - i was just watching the The london marathon and I noticed that at the start of the men's elite race there was a bloke blatently playing with his nipples just before the race start. you can't miss the guy he is on the right of the screen as the camera points and he is in a light blue vest. I guess he's got to get himself motivated somehow cos after 26 miles he's gonna be knackered. Hope you like this. Tom.

watch this video its random and it would be good in the show

I hope you find this story as funny as I did. My favourite line in the article has to be 'Police later found the testicles on the roof...'

A friend has gotten me into these 'fail' blogs, and I found this clip on youtube... it's not topical but funny and kinda heartwarming

This is from a few years ago, but as summer is coming people will be perhaps going to the seaside and ..encountering seagulls more, this one seems pretty safe but the seagulls in Aberdeen are monsterous!

Did you know children have strokes? Daisy did aged just 21 months!We are trying to raise awareness that children have strokes, as they are often missed.Daisy is proof that with hard work, and determination, great things are possible.She has inspired people from around the world and now we are honoured that a local man is helping our cause donating 100% of his annual profits, estimated at 拢50,000+ to charity this financial year after hearing about our fundraising efforts and he is competing in the iron man competition in France this year to raise money to help our awareness campaign and fund a play area for Daisy and less abled children.He has had to learn to swim for this challenge and we are truly honoured to be involved.She has a facebook fan page with over 2000 fans and you can google her to read her story, Daisy Pritchard Wrexham Child Stroke Survivor.There are links to read about this fundraiser and press releases that are taking place.Please take the time to read her story, there is even pictures of her with Eddie Izzard!