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Facebook dismisses syphilis link

The social network says that a correlation with the rise of venereal disease is not the same as causation.

here's the full story :

what a story:

Teen robber asks clerk not to 'tell my mom' about store hold-up

Fully story at:

Well this is one retarded robber:

A dopey robber was arrested after he phoned the bank minutes before the hold-up to arrange for a bag of money to be made ready for his arrival.

Full story at:

Hear ye, Here ye. Sex toys from antiquity have been sold for £3600

Antique sex toys sell for £3,600
Two sex toys thought to be more than 200 years old fetched £3,600 at a sale.

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A right British sorry :)

Police who smashed wrong door in bungled raid apologised with beer

full story at:

This isn't newsy, but it's funny

my friend posted this on facebook. click the link below wait for the page to load and scroll up to look at the sky and you will see god doing some DIY

Slighty old but this piece of utter brilliance cracks me up every single time!

This is in response to louise m's comment:-

There is a story about it in a local newspaper called 'The Chronicle'(sandwell & great barr edition) dated 25 March 2010-page 19. The headline reads 'GIANT PLIERS FLOAT OVER TOWN'.

Apparently, a technician working for internet searching giant Google was making adjustments to it's streetview car-mounted camera while it was collecting images of streets in West Bromwich when it accidently snaped a pair of his pliers and they ended up on the google streetview website. The best picture of the pliers is on the corner of Whitehall Rd and Compton Rd when they appear to hit one of the houses below! It's a really funny story!!!!

Probably the funniest story all year...



It's not actual sexual assault, it's about a man who tried to attack a police officer using his penis as a weapon.

Hey,
I was flicking through the channels last night because there was nothing much on, that i wanted to watch, and turn to bbc three... I could not stop laughing.
The woman i'm talking about (is COMPLETLEY mental) she's obessed with green sheep from outer space no less! She's called Ana and she's from Russia.
/iplayer/episode/b00qvh89/Snog_Marry_Avoid_Series_3_Episode_3/
(if iplayer takes it off here's the part on youtube:)


It's about 23 mins 25 secs till 26 mins 33 secs in on iplayer or on youtube it's 3 mins 30 sceonds till 6 mins 41 seconds in.
Kathryn x x x

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Good old Kiwi's!!!!

Birmingham pub asbo's from 1904


I kinda like them, dirty dick looks pretty wild. Some pretty dandy shots and amusing descriptions.

ahh brillag :D but why isnt the extended edtion on i-player? it makes me sad inside :(

a bit of F1 related news:

this really makes me want to fly virgin :P

and something that made me giggle because deep down im a massive child: bbc news reader "Lewis hamleton has been having problems down under"

Drunk man tries to revive a dead possum on highway. Apparently it had been dead a while, but did that stop him?
He gets arrested for his efforts.
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10634911

Film company E1 Entertainment has held the first ever World Wolf Premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon to the wolves of Longleat to highlight the release of the DVD & Blu-ray

After her recent break up, Cheryl Cole finally describes what sex was like with Ashley...

(Just the first 3 seconds of this)



=]

I just thought this was funny, but i'm a girl of simple pleasures;



Man hurt after giraffe headbutt

A US zookeeper was treated in hospital after he butted heads with a giraffe
A US zookeeper was treated at a hospital for minor head injuries and released after butting heads with a giraffe.

A spokesperson for the Roger Williams Park Zoo in Rhode Island told The Providence Journal that the 18-foot-tall giraffe was being playful and took a swipe at the keeper when she was cleaning up in a space between the exhibit and the public viewing area.

The keeper remained conscious and was able to walk to safety.

Spokesperson Jan Mariani said the 20-year-old Griffy is not an aggressive animal but likes to get close to people and get his head petted.

If you're looking for a gushy, adorable piece for the end of show bit, this could warm the coldest of hearts...

Hi Russell.

Really enjoy the show thought this would be of interest. Check out name of reporter!

World Cup song recorded by 2 local lads, Mark Hodgson & Martin White, in a bedroom. So far single sales made almost £200 for Cancer Research & Local Charities - aim to make at least £500 by St Georges' Day.
They were not keen on the video made to promote the single which they thought made them look stupid - see it at
The video was remade and the final version is also on YouTube at:

Which one do you prefer?

Not sure when this happened, but this has to be my favourite ever robbery story;

'Invisible robber' caught due to incredible lack of invisible powers.
An unfortunate Iranian man forked out just under £290 to a 'wizard' who gave him spells that would apparently render the cunning criminal invisible.
Unfortunately for the man in question, the wizard might have been a bit creative with the truth.
After calmly walking into a bank in Tehran, he began snatching money from bemused customers' hands, who eventually wrestled the robber to the ground.
After being told that everyone could in fact see him, the shocked robber stated: 'I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me,'

Hi Russell love ur show anyway check this weird story



Hope u post it see ya

- Wow, going in for a Happy Meal, bet she'll never do that again.