Sausages and Donalds
Good Morning Chris Moyles Fans! Well we're back! And clearly the body is not quite ready for the 4 am starts! Brain and mouth not working together at all. I seem to be inventing things on a daily basis - Just have to congratulate Rangers for doing ever so well in the Sausage Cup..Then some Texan billionaire's gonna pay 20 million donalds for England to play cricket. To be honest I think there should be a Sausage Cup..No reflection on Scottish Football intended it was merely a slip of the tongue..But say what can we do with Sausages for an annual competiton..Ideas below please! Its got to be sporty tho not just about eating!
As for Donalds well maybe that can our new currency..100 Donalds = 1 Duck..It might help the economic melt down that seems to be looming!! Whats the weirdest currency you've come across? let us know...
I do have to apologise for completely losing it during the Donalds...trying to be professional but when there's a baldy wetting himself next to you its not easy! DOMINIC!!
Anyway its great to be back thanks to those of you who text in to 5 Live to annoy Peter Allen when I was moonlighting there last week! Brilliant and any excuse for a bit of cross promotion!
Have a listen again to the hilarious Graham Norton talking about his Nancys from todays show. Just go to listen again! And 2 days to go until we blow up Chris's chocolate head! Sadly that does seem a terrible waste of chocolate..I'm sure there are millions of us ladies around the country who would glady help demolish it!
Sadly I am no longer allowed milk chocolate..Thanks to some horrible food allergy testing thing I'm not allowed wheat, red wine, cider, aubergine (????), white sugar and cows milk..I can honestly say its rubbish there's wheat in like everything..Not a happy bunny and all I want is a sausage sandwich on bloomer...or a muffin or indeed any cake would be nice..better stop or will send myself off into a craving rant!!
Carrie xx
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Don't worry all is not lost! I am wheat, gluten and dairy free and live a normal life!! Well know supermarkets do good ranges (don't know about posh ones though!) better off getting a bread maker and doing that yourself though bought stuff is rank!
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Could you not have stayed at 5 Live & brought Dom with you thus leaving Chris & Dave to get on with the show!!
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So you want to know what to do with a sausage eh Carrie?...
Hmmm I can hear Sid James now!!
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Replace the balls in all games with sausages ... how funny would tennis look ... can't imagine snooker to be that easy though.
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