- Simon Waldman
- 23 Aug 06, 02:50 PM
Remember Guy Goma? 
The chap who came for a job interview, as a "Data Systems Cleanser" at Television Centre, and ended up live on air on News 24? No? Where have you been?
He was famous for rather longer than Andy Warhol's 15 minutes - as media outlets across the globe scrambled to hear his take on our embarrassing mix-up. Sadly, he didn't get the job he came for, but there may still be a happy ending. suggest his story may be turned into a Hollywood movie - and that ought to earn him a couple of quid at least.
Of course, if the movie moguls want to hear what REALLY happened, they know where to find me....
We're taking bets on who will play Karen Bowerman, the business presenter who conducted That Interview: Sharon Stone is hot favourite - in every sense. And casting the (talented? handsome?) news editor who carried the can (er, that'll be me, then) should be a piece of cake. Step forward George Clooney.
Can I have my 15% now, please?
Simon Waldman is morning editor on 成人快手 News
A daily guide to names and words in the news from Lena Olausson of the 成人快手 Pronunciation Unit.
"Today's name is the site of the plane crash in Ukraine - Donetsk. The correct Ukrainian pronunciation is don-ETSK, but a russified dun-YETSK is sometimes also heard."
- Gary Smith
- 23 Aug 06, 10:31 AM
鈥淪ummertime鈥nd the livin鈥 is easy. Fish are jumpin鈥欌︹
I swing my feet up on the desk in my office at 4 Millbank, open Don DeLillo's excellent Underworld, and buzz my assistant to mix me another Martini. Another 47 days until Parliament's back, so no need to worry about work鈥
WHOA! Stop right there.
The MPs may be away from Westminster, the papers may report Tony Blair in Barbados, but our newsroom is a hive of activity. Hmmm鈥 not quite a hive, perhaps. To be truthful, there鈥檚 an air of summer calm about the place.
In parliamentary termtime, producers charge around screaming at each other; correspondents huddle to calibrate the latest Blair/Brown rift; and 鈥 a bit like that old film - picture editors burst out of edit suites, tape in hand, to sprint along the corridor and get their lead story into before George and Natasha have finished reading the headlines. (Yes we do still work on old tape technology, sadly.)
In the summer, it鈥檚 more relaxed. Politics doesn鈥檛 stop, but it generally goes a little slower. We still of course need a core team to cover whatever happens, so I can鈥檛 let everyone go off on holiday.
This year for example there鈥檚 been an important political dimension to the two big August stories, the Middle East crisis, and the alleged terror bombing plot. David Cameron has launched a new party logo, and revamped his candidate A-list to try to get more women into Parliament. There鈥檚 even a leadership contest going on. (No I don鈥檛 mean between Gordon Brown and John Reid 鈥 that one鈥檚 not officially started yet; I mean .)
But while the daily news ticks over, what we鈥檙e all really doing here is planning the autumn. And in this, there鈥檚 a certain symmetry between the political parties and political newsrooms. Many people in the Westminster world may be 鈥渞echarging their batteries,鈥 but most of us are also working ahead on the next phase of the political story.
So our focus is on the party conferences which get underway early in September. Like buses, you wait all year, then they all come along together. The TUC, this year in Brighton, often sets the tone for Labour; hot on its heels 鈥 and handily in the same place - come the Lib Dems; then Labour swing into Manchester, breaking the seaside tradition; and finally the Conservatives, opting this year for Bournemouth.
We will do an enormous amount of broadcasting from these conferences. So now, in these quieter August days, we鈥檙e putting the building blocks in place for that 鈥 planning our coverage, negotiating space for a few desks in some God-forsaken conference centre car park, and booking hotel rooms.
Away from that, there鈥檚 all the admin that needs to be done to keep a news team ticking over 鈥 and which never seems to get done when Parliament is sitting. Completing appraisals, filling gaps in staffing, designing a new rota for the producers, that sort of thing.
So Don DeLillo will have to wait until I get home. And sadly even if I did have the time and inclination for Martinis, I don鈥檛 have an assistant to mix them.
But at least the pace IS a little less frenetic, which gives us all the time and space to think.
鈥淪o hush little baby, don鈥檛 you cry鈥︹
Gary Smith is editor, political news
The Sun: Reports that 成人快手 News 24's accidental hero Guy Goma has struck a six-figure deal with a Hollywood producer to make a film about the gaffe that propelled him to fame. ()
The Guardian: A report on yesterday's changes to the 成人快手 News website. ()
