Jude Simpson
is a comic poet, slam winner, lyricist, rhymer, entertainer, writer, singer and all-round lover of words.
Jude combines insightful observational comedy with poetry, rap and song to create a unique act which leaves audiences smiling, laughing and occasionally hungry.
Angry Lords are leaping
as the vote for voting's carried
A supermodel's sweeping streets
and Liz Hurley is still getting married
Rocket Man
Do your boosters rule the roost?
Is your craft a work of art?
Is your passion for propulsion?
Did you plan-it from the start?
Is the atmosphere inviting?
Can we really fly in this?
Is that a rocket in your pocket -
or are you just a scientist?????
As you bolt your dreams together
reach for stars and chase the prize
your trajectory's affecting me,
the chemistry I can't deny.
You've got bottle, you've got throttle,
you've got thrust and trust and clout.
No frontier is final
when Steve Bennett is about.
You could launch us free from phobias,
regrets and earthly forces,
explode the pressure of the past
and harmonise our horses.
Ignite the coldest martian heart
with your space-race fuel burner
like the sparks from Jennie Bond's shoes
when she's dancing to Tina Turner.
So let us leave with you, Steve, please
as far as we can go
cause your rocket's got us rolling
and all we want is u.f.o.
