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The guy on the left looks as if he could do with a Marathon ... or even a Snickers bar

Death and taxes - yes I know!

Yeah, I'm raising money for Leprosy Awareness

And it's Mr Death pulling ahead in the home stretch...

A chess game, yes, but it's the first time I've ever heard of somebody running a marathon with Death

Anna had stopped smoking four years ago now, but still felt the legacy had never quite left her...

No bones about it - I'm knackered

Clarissa could hear this strange clicking noise behind her ...

The thigh bone's connected to the...er...

Despite her bare midriff, the guy behind Jackie was showing a lot more ...

Skin and bones

Of course I'm nearly winning - I've got fifteen dogs chasing me!

Yeah, I wish I could show a bit of flesh too

Juan wished he hadn't taken that shortcut across the Amazon ...

What ever anyone says, it's the last 3 miles that's the real killer!

Unfortunately, during the relay, Belinda ran off with one of Harry's arms ...

I think he hit the wall a few miles back...

Of course I'm in the lead - have you seen what's behind me?

Bone spur was it?

Gait full dead

Maybe we shouldn't have asked George A Romero to direct the video of the marathon

By putting both black and white make up on his face, Death finally managed to offend every-one.

And he'll finish to grave reviews

I'm dying to finish this race

Well, at least I won't have to stop for a pee

The finish was a dead heat

Wish I'd had a biker's funeral...

Heel be passing you, missy

And which one of the Masters of the Universe have you come as?

If you must know, I'm running for Stefan's Law

After Paula Radcliffe's little pit stop, we see the effects that dysentery can have on the long distance runner.

Did nobody come as a clown?

I make no bones about wanting to win

Dr Foster went to Lausanne
In a shower of acid rain ...

Team Cezanne is coming on strong...

The boniness of the long-distance runner

I'm being sponsored by Damian Hirst

I'm being sponsored by Damien Hirst

If I don't come first, that's no skin off my nose

Despite being hit by a 32-tonne truck, Harry was still hoping to win the Marathon

I used to be in Pop Idol, now I'm just Bone Idol.

Psst......Anna,I'm going to be with you until........THE END.

The health authorities are worried about reports of a sudden outbreak of flesh eating bacteria in Lausanne.

The next time he travelled to a marathon, Jerry decided he'd pay the surcharge and sit inside the plane

Anna and Michael agreed that Max had been training a bit too hard for this race.

"1964 Olympic marathon entrant finally nears the finishing line."

Perhaps Derek had taken the "Fit, not Fat" slogan a little too far

There - proof that the human body could withstand running at 200 mph

Sir Jimmy Savile runs his last marathon

It required a lot of training but Anna was determined to stay one step ahead of Death

The Greek economy is still running despite austerity measures that have cut everything back to the bone.

Every Dog in Switzerland was chasing this guy

It just goes to show there are more things to do in Switzerland than eat chocolate and make cuckoo clocks

Oh Brian, you really suck the fun out of 'fun run'.

I didn't say I was an ex-racer. I said I was an X-ray, Sir.

Bone to Run

I told the guy in the fancy-dress shop I wanted something 'humerus'

The Harriers? No, I'm with the Vultures ...

Yeah, found it in the closet at home ...

Since Weight-watchers had advised him to take up running, Vlad had shed pounds!

Yeah, they had the skeleton outfit, but there was only this panda head left in the shop ...

He would show them all he wasn't bone idle.

God knows why he keeps taking water at the stations he just drinks it and sprinkles us at the same time.

Max's efforts to reduce his BMI had been a complete success. Now the remaining problem was his stamina...

And this year's Marathon is brought to you by the makers of Bonio

There's a chill in the air tonight i can feel it in my bones

Despite CERN's reassurances, the re-run of the 'faster than light' experiments a few miles away in Geneva seem to be having some slightly odd localised effects.

The Trim Reaper

The Boniness of the Long Distance Runner

Death was hoping to win by a marrow margin

Dr Mbuku on his lunch break from the Large Hadron collider was keen to alleviate safety concerns in Switzerland.

The search narrows for the elusive Higgs Bone-son

Despite the cancellation of all Qantas flights, the Royal party would soon be home.
However, Prince Philip looked like he may need to cancel a couple of engagements.

Julian Assange attempts disguise to escape deportation.

On the News International Fun Run, no-one but his wife would dare overtake the boss.

'Bout time I showed them a clean pair of heels!

Yeah, stood too close to the Large Hadron Corroder

Proof that the runs can be fatal

Eric began to wonder whether acid really was performance-enhancing

The Quick and the Dead

If we're quick we can get back and Occupy our tents before they finish the thermal scan.

It's true – wearing black does make you look thinner!

OK, so the hearse had broken down, but Debbie and her Dad felt sure they could still get to the funeral on time

I know Death and the Maiden is usually a quartet but our 'cellist often falls a bit behind.

This year's Tour de France entrants chase after some bicycle thieves

Yeah, Dad was from Nigeria and Mum was a xylophone

Yeah, did me first Marathon last year, rush hour up the M1

Touch me one more time, mate, and you are so dead ...

The eagle had given Prometheus a right good going-over that morning

Out-of-breath? Why should I be out-of-breath?

We only let him enter because we thought he said he was raising money for the deaf ...

Geraldine could have sworn she could hear a xylophone behind her

Overtaker? Actually, I'm looking for an undertaker.

Poor Derek had been lying in the gutter when Paula Radcliffe had stopped that fateful day ...

The Three Runners of the Apocalypse - Investment Banking, Party Politics and Austerity Programmes.

It's a bit late for a water stop I think

At least I've managed to pass the zombies

There were growing concerns that the security scanner settings were a little too high.

Actually, I took part in the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona this year ... I lost

Death Race 2011