Caption Competition
13:30 UK time, Friday, 29 March 2013
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules [PDF].
This week, a young koala sits on the back of a toy koala while being weighed at a zoo in Duisburg, Germany.
Thanks to all who had a go. A shorter window to enter meant fewer entries this week. So there are only two winners. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
2. Raven Clare:
Even toy koalas need koala bear backpacks.
1. Gurney Nutting:
Once again, David Attenborough comes under fire regarding the authenticity of his programme on koalas mating.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Raven Clare wrote:Even toy koalas need koala bear back-packs
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At 29th Mar 2013, Nick Fowler wrote:³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ strike? What ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ strike?
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At 29th Mar 2013, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:The toy? Oh, that was a present from Dame Edna.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Pendragon wrote:Of course, I'm not a real bear ... but, there again, this isn't my real wife
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At 29th Mar 2013, Steele Hawker wrote:"Oh, but I'd love a fur coat made out of them," said Koala De Vil
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At 29th Mar 2013, Martin Walter wrote:Edinburgh Zoo still couldn't work out why its mating programme for koalas wasn't working
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At 29th Mar 2013, Gurney Nutting wrote:Once again, David Attenborough comes under fire regarding the authenticity of his programme on koalas mating
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At 29th Mar 2013, Valerie Ganne wrote:The koala was fed up with her husband spending all his time fishing
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At 29th Mar 2013, Rob Falconer wrote:As a species, the koalas were doomed the minute their fur evolved into Velcro
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At 29th Mar 2013, Reeve Burgess wrote:"Koala cuddles cuddly koala toy" - sorry, can't do any better!
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At 29th Mar 2013, Gray Gable wrote:OK Bruce, it’s packed with dynamite now. I’ll jump down, then we’ll see just how 'powerful' that owl really is..
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At 29th Mar 2013, Steve Burnley wrote:Oi, Snowy, can you see the pub from there?
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At 29th Mar 2013, Dughlas wrote:He ain't heavy, he's my koala.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Edwin wrote:"I'm soo over the top!"
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At 29th Mar 2013, 112teejay wrote:Hey guys, it's not real. But I can see further. Something's coming!!!
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At 29th Mar 2013, Gray Gable wrote:Yes Rolf, I *can* tell what it is..
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At 29th Mar 2013, Mighty Quinn wrote:Wildlife photographer catches image answering the age old question "Just how much can a Koala Bear?"
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At 29th Mar 2013, SophiaFantis wrote:Like glue I'm stuck on you. I got your back!
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At 29th Mar 2013, Gray Gable wrote:Bruce! Andy! Quick! Right, you two jump up here, and then let’s start singing close harmony lullabies to this little fella. Let’s see Attenborough explain this one..
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At 29th Mar 2013, MukkaMonkey wrote:Take this koala off me back, Jack, take this koala off me back
He weighs a lot more than a Yak, Mac, so take this koala off me back
All together now ---
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At 29th Mar 2013, Earthand NatureLtd wrote:Mum !... Mum!....I don't think that was a eucalyptus leaf....oh pretty!
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At 29th Mar 2013, sharonadine wrote:Tough new immigration policies were making it increasingly difficult for even indigenous Australians to travel back into the country - as he zipped himself in the little koala hoped that his cunning Trojan marsupial disguise would help him slip quietly across the border.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Gray Gable wrote:Stuffed? I’ll say, its eaten all the leaves on this tree, and that one over there..
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At 29th Mar 2013, Sassensquatch wrote:You call that a bear? THIS is a bear
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At 29th Mar 2013, Dyeb wrote:Weight a minute, there's something Beary strange going on here!
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At 29th Mar 2013, lynners2 wrote:its ok, I've got him covered..
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At 29th Mar 2013, SkarloeyLine wrote:Wish I'd never moved to a British zoo - no-one talks to you, even when you get on their back about it.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Sean Doherty wrote:Told you it was a tree, how disappointing!
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At 29th Mar 2013, SivAngel wrote:Glasgow zookeepers chortled that their new duo had as much chance of producing offspring as the pandas.
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At 29th Mar 2013, CindyAccidentally wrote:She does have down, under.
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At 29th Mar 2013, Lin Vegas wrote:CBeebies denies that budget cuts have affected the new series of The Koala Brothers.
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