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heya! luv the show.. listen every morning befor college. wot a laf wen u wer getting ur eyes tested.. i think u wud luk lovely with glasses. love julie xoxoxox

Hey chris i listen to your radio show every morning i think it's the best i'd love for you to bring back celebrity tarzan as i really enjoyed listning to it. I also think your very cute as i like my men to be a chunky monkey like yourself. I watched you on tv that time you were with gordon ramsay.

please please can you read this out on tomorrow's show it will be much appricated.

Chris, I have to say you look dead cute in specs baby. xxx

i am from uk wigan curruntly in austraila and am writing my own music. ive had a good responce on myspace and just woundered if you could play it on your show, i can email you my song or send ya a cd its on www.myspace.com/aexstream or www.youtube.com/adamelmsy thank you chris

i am from uk wigan curruntly in austraila and am writing my own music. ive had a good responce on myspace and just woundered if you could play it on your show, i can email you my song or send ya a cd its on www.myspace.com/aexstream or www.youtube.com/adamelmsy thank you chris

hmmmmmmmmmmmm there must be if you used that bigger font!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi, chris and co i hear you talking about chat up lines. this morning and it reminded me of "the rejection game, the object of the game was to get as many rejections from girls as possible in one eavening. i was playing my mates FMMDI and GSFM. "God She Fances Me" had done his usual and coped off with a girl early in the evening (he never got the concept of the game) the evening was approching the danger Zone (when the girls get desperate to cope off with someone. 1230 in the evening. me and FMMDI were tide on 114 rejections each. i had used all my best technics. the multi (go up to a group of girls 4 is always best. ask the best looking one to dance. she says no and then you asks the rest of the group in turn. work every time. espeshally if shakin stevens is playing in the disc.)The piece of paper line is also a classic. (go up to a girl with a plank piece of paper and read would you like to dance from the paper as if someone else has writen it 4 you. back to the tale it was the danger zone FMMDI desided to go for it selected his target. and when in with a walk by "do you wa a dance darlin" she said yes. he lost all his points. ive never see someone so pissed of as he was that night, he was so depressed that he joined the army. when he came back on leave his family had moved and not told him the new address.

Newcastle Utd = Radio 1.

Leeds Utd = Hospital radio.

Dennis Wise = Chris Moyles.

Little Sam can always console himself with the royalties he's going to get for writing his song. If only he had his own radio show he'd be able to play his own song for even more royalties, then he could afford to support a decent team.

Haha. Chris is a legend.
The comments he made on the air were hilarious!
I love the Chris Moyles Show!! :D

Haha. Chris is a legend.
The comments he made on the air were hilarious!
I love the Chris Moyles Show!! :D

sure ;)
ur eyesights brilliant, and the professionals r wrong... btw sarcasim.

I'M GLAD THAT YOUR EYESIGHT IS FINE!

What does that say? **squinting**