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Dom | 12:23 UK time, Monday, 8 January 2007

Hello Bloggerloggers - happy 2007. Hope you all had a nice Christmas and are enjoying 2007. So - the show started back today. We were all really excited to be back actually. As you may have been hearing this morning - i've had a bit of a semi-religious experience. It all happened after I got out of the shower....

This sort of thing probably happens a lot in the Deep south of America - but in Hertfordshire this was big news. I came out of the shower and draped the towel over the bedroom radiator. All very normal so far - but - on the towel suddenly appeared the face of J E S U S!!!!

HERE IT IS.

As you can imagine I was overwhelmed and slightly shocked. It's not the sort of thing that happens to me every day.

Some people have tried to poo-poo this by saying it looks more like B.A from the A Team but i'm certain I'm in the middle of a . Has ever happened to you? if so share your experiences below...

That's it...i'm off

Amen.

Dominic A Byrne.

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  • 1.
  • At 09:57 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • Louise wrote:

I think it looks more like shaggy from Scooby doo.

  • 2.
  • At 07:23 PM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • dave hackney wrote:

Hi Domm have looked at the towel yukkie colour looks like bob marley me thinks thanks dom luv dave

  • 3.
  • At 02:33 PM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • Trav wrote:

Hello Domm

well you got me man..all I see is two bum cheek impressions..

not that i was wanting to see your ass but you know, thats what I see

regards

the saint

  • 4.
  • At 12:30 PM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • David Hemsley wrote:

Dom, Incredible but the proof is there for all to see. What I found more disturbing was when you said, if memory serves me correctly, that you were "towelling yourself off". I trust you weren't considering the 'Kim' & curry conundrum ahead of you at the time or whatever other sordid affair you had in mind.

  • 5.
  • At 11:29 AM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • Gemma Dabrowiecki wrote:

after being awake since 5am yesterday morning thanks to my delightful 2 year old son, it was nice to hear you guys again and the jesus in a towel, absolute classic.
I can see it but slightly scared what if its a sign of our impending doom! Maybe he was trying to warn you dom that he has had it with us all and has decided to throw in the towel (ha ha) and irradicate the world!

  • 6.
  • At 11:02 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • andy blyth wrote:

dear mister dom, it appears to me that you had way !!!....
and i mean way to many beers over the xmas hols,
or has i belive you have been taking MIND ALTERNATING DRUGS !!...
and you should seek HELP !!!!....
as soon as !!!.....

ps, sorry for any pants spelling & any my crap grammer......

  • 7.
  • At 09:59 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Sue Brooke wrote:

Hi Yer Dom
Would like to send you a picture of where i found Jesus!!! I certainly did'nt imagine seeing him where i did. Please e-mail address to send it to. It will be worth it!!!!!

  • 8.
  • At 08:32 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Vicki wrote:

I see what you mean but should'nt big J be too busy to go around making his face appear in peoples used towels?

You must be privelliged!!!

  • 9.
  • At 07:31 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Simon Waterhouse wrote:

Dom, what the hell are you on? Theres nothing there. Get a grip man. Are you too stressed out about your wife fnding out about your affair?

  • 10.
  • At 07:01 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • paulywallytommyjolly wrote:

I think the towel image looks like santa, more specifically sant from santa claus the movie! As for the other, luks like a bad attempt at legitimising a dog poo stain that wont wash out!

  • 11.
  • At 06:17 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • catriona Galbraith wrote:

MMMM confussed i feel Dom had a star wars vision as all i can see is Yoda. Maybe the force is with him....

  • 12.
  • At 04:34 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Kelly Richards wrote:

Is it spongebob squarepants?

by the way....a tip for anyone phoning in for celeb tarzan...my friend says the answer is Stephen Hawking

*Memo to self - get new friend*

  • 13.
  • At 04:13 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Cheryl, Belfast wrote:

I can totally see it! Really clear when you look at it long enough! Fantastic!

  • 14.
  • At 03:23 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • char wrote:

Wow!!! Must say i am suprised, REALLY does look like Jesus!!
And if you look to the rght, the second stain looks like a cross, with the top of it missing. Or is that looking at it too much????

  • 15.
  • At 03:16 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Al wrote:

are you sure it's not Rolf Harris?

  • 16.
  • At 02:21 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Chris Moyles wrote:

one question Dom Did you drink alot of alcohol the previous night ????????

  • 17.
  • At 01:03 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Hywel wrote:

"Is it Jesus?"

I dunno, looks more like Demis Roussos to me.

  • 18.
  • At 12:51 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Hi Dom,

So good to have you guys back in the morning! (or in my case, in the afternoon in Taiwan.) The gingle saying year of Pig is so right (starting Feb. 18). The show is truly international.

It's kind of weird with the new opening show order. Is it changed to prevent Rachel from saying "time for the news"? I don't mind the change but now we lose the JK & Joel handing-over chatting bit altogethe! That's a pity because of the news and Dom would you please sort it out!

BTW, love the new cheesy song!

  • 19.
  • At 12:44 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Dave Everton wrote:

I think Dom must have had a crafty whiskey in the shower to see a face in the towel !!!

  • 20.
  • At 12:30 PM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Haha, you guys made a compelling argument, but to me, it just looks like a wet patch in the shape of doms bald head.

  • 21.
  • At 11:46 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Maria wrote:

It took me a few moments to make out the image, but yes. I can actually see Jesus! How extraordinary.

  • 22.
  • At 10:15 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

I can't see Jesus, and that second stain picture looks like poo.

Who's flat was the second stain found again?

  • 23.
  • At 10:02 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Deborah wrote:

Have you had a look in the interesting wallpaper/ragrolling behind the Radiator?
Perhaps there is a Jesus theme running through your house and you clearly have been touched...Which in itself is quite calming..don't you think?
However...eery since you were naked as the day you were born, not sure if Jesus would have been happy about that.

  • 24.
  • At 09:34 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Titch wrote:

All I saw was a profile of a skull!

  • 25.
  • At 09:30 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • mark greenwood wrote:

it looks more like kirk off coronation street

  • 26.
  • At 09:29 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • woody wrote:

It doesn't look like jesus at all! hahaha. Looks like Dom! just a skull.

  • 27.
  • At 09:28 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Lin wrote:

I can't see it anyway - where's the flippin link??

  • 28.
  • At 09:27 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Lin wrote:

Oh I can see it now!!! It's not Jesus! If you look as if its a profile (the nose to the right) I can see - IT'S JOHN CAULSHAW!!!!

  • 29.
  • At 09:10 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Karin wrote:

Hi was just listening and thought I would have a look at what all the fuss is about with the Jesus picture....I was more scared about the picture of Dom that the towel, having never seen a picture of Dom before, sorry Dom xxxx

  • 30.
  • At 09:01 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Hang about! It's clearly Kenny Everett.

  • 31.
  • At 08:57 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Shurely it's John Cleese?

  • 32.
  • At 08:55 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Dutchie wrote:

This has to be the biggest nonsense I've ever seen and heard. I dont when you last saw an image of Jesus (either church or where ever) but to me it looks like a towel of someone who only uses the towel in one specific place. There is just one big wet spot... Did you fantasy take a little run with you? My guess, you were tripping, then you can see anything. Yes, even Jesus in a towel.

  • 33.
  • At 08:53 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

I see Sideshow Bob off of the Simpsons. Cooler than Jebus.

  • 34.
  • At 08:47 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • dan wrote:

it kinda looks like skelator from heman dont you think ???

  • 35.
  • At 08:28 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • Nicky wrote:

PlEASE dump the cheesy song, it's making me want to listen to Johny Yawn or even Wogan!!

  • 36.
  • At 05:19 AM on 09 Jan 2007,
  • micheal wrote:

WEll i see a face and as i dont know Jesus can't say it is him and if it was why would he be watching through a towel. Has he became a pervert any way think me BA than the Holy J.

Glad to have you all back on the airwaves guys. Nehal should change his name to Neanderthol would siut him better. Keep up the good work.

O and one more thing your ace for bringing back Carpark Catchphrase guys thank you:). Well ill go get some work done happy working all.

  • 37.
  • At 11:49 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • CB wrote:

Hmmm...Spooky. I have to say I too can also see the face of Jesus ... but I couldn't help but ponder which naked part of your flesh could make such an interesting and forceful wet imprint in the towel Dom? I'm thinking a squidgy and rotund butt cheeks personally - don't know about you guys !!?

  • 38.
  • At 08:54 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • dora the explorer wrote:

Oh My God!!!!!!!!
I see it!!!!!!!
Good to have you back!!!!!!

  • 39.
  • At 08:23 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Ed wrote:

Hi Dom,
after listening to the show and hearing about your experience I decided to check out your photo online and yes it does look like Jesus. The thing that makes it all the more believable is that you obviously could not have faked it, you having no hair and that.

  • 40.
  • At 07:52 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Lori in America wrote:

Ah, you have nothing on us here in America ;) Honestly, I just don't see Jesus, but I do see the image of Dom. :D

  • 41.
  • At 07:02 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Ailsa wrote:

Hhmmm... Dunno about Jesus, but it does have a look of Chris Martin!

  • 42.
  • At 05:27 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Pauline wrote:

Be'jasus Dom, you have surely been blessed - Nice colour towel to.
But where's Rachels ring? I cant find it.
Oh its so good to have you all back, my life can now go back to normal.

Luv Lady Chatts

  • 43.
  • At 05:06 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Peter Crapp wrote:

Dom...

That's not the face of Jesus is it?

You've wet yourself again, haven't you?

  • 44.
  • At 05:00 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • vicky wrote:

I can see it!
SO glad you're all back on in the mornings.

  • 45.
  • At 03:42 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Ashley Dee wrote:

Look at it from the right of the compputer screen and it looks like a face!

  • 46.
  • At 02:52 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Adam Streather wrote:

Christ!! literally

Dom are you sure you didnt get a couple of crayons off your kids and draw that on there just to wind chris and the team up!

  • 47.
  • At 02:14 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

No comment.

  • 48.
  • At 02:08 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Jamie wrote:

One day, a blog entry on the Chris Moyles blog is going to have a browser title of something other than 'Untitled'...

  • 49.
  • At 02:01 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Nikki-Louise wrote:

It took a few seconds but then there he was, Jebus himself! Missed the show so so SO much, so I'm very very very glad you're all back - the Big J included :-)

  • 50.
  • At 01:55 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • paul wrote:

whilst creosoting my fence last summer on a very hot day, i was drinking lots of water to help me cool down. the fluid was flowing through me quite often and i was continuously going to the loo.
later that evening when i was in the bath and my dear wife was doing the laundry i heard a loud shreik from the kitchen, i ran to investigate only to find my wife gasping for air, whats wrong i enquired, look at your pants she replied, sorry love yes they are dirty but, she quickly interupted to say its not that but theres an imprint of a python in them! imagine our laughter when i explained this was purely a creosote stain from where i had gone for a wee and transfered an imprint of my enormous manhood.

  • 51.
  • At 01:53 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Matt P, Worthing wrote:

Question for Dom:

Through the drying of which of your bodily areas, Dom, do you believe the image of Jesus was manifested?

The theological implications are, at least, mediocre.

  • 52.
  • At 01:22 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

*Oh thank the lord (on a towel) you are back*

I litterally haven't laughed in the morning for 2 weeks

Car park catchphrase was a shambles;
"What do we say now?" "Nice horn"
"We haven't recorded that yet" Classic .!
"Now I remember why we dropped it" "Where's my out"

I missed you *so* much .!

  • 53.
  • At 01:11 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Jenny wrote:

I can't see it. Where - The two people I sit with at work can.All I see is a monster

  • 54.
  • At 12:58 PM on 08 Jan 2007,
  • Tom wrote:

I can see it!

Scary!

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