Is it Jesus?
Hello Bloggerloggers - happy 2007. Hope you all had a nice Christmas and are enjoying 2007. So - the show started back today. We were all really excited to be back actually. As you may have been hearing this morning - i've had a bit of a semi-religious experience. It all happened after I got out of the shower....
This sort of thing probably happens a lot in the Deep south of America - but in Hertfordshire this was big news. I came out of the shower and draped the towel over the bedroom radiator. All very normal so far - but - on the towel suddenly appeared the face of J E S U S!!!!
As you can imagine I was overwhelmed and slightly shocked. It's not the sort of thing that happens to me every day.
Some people have tried to poo-poo this by saying it looks more like B.A from the A Team but i'm certain I'm in the middle of a . Has ever happened to you? if so share your experiences below...
That's it...i'm off
Amen.
Dominic A Byrne.
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I think it looks more like shaggy from Scooby doo.
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Hi Domm have looked at the towel yukkie colour looks like bob marley me thinks thanks dom luv dave
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Hello Domm
well you got me man..all I see is two bum cheek impressions..
not that i was wanting to see your ass but you know, thats what I see
regards
the saint
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Dom, Incredible but the proof is there for all to see. What I found more disturbing was when you said, if memory serves me correctly, that you were "towelling yourself off". I trust you weren't considering the 'Kim' & curry conundrum ahead of you at the time or whatever other sordid affair you had in mind.
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after being awake since 5am yesterday morning thanks to my delightful 2 year old son, it was nice to hear you guys again and the jesus in a towel, absolute classic.
I can see it but slightly scared what if its a sign of our impending doom! Maybe he was trying to warn you dom that he has had it with us all and has decided to throw in the towel (ha ha) and irradicate the world!
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dear mister dom, it appears to me that you had way !!!....
and i mean way to many beers over the xmas hols,
or has i belive you have been taking MIND ALTERNATING DRUGS !!...
and you should seek HELP !!!!....
as soon as !!!.....
ps, sorry for any pants spelling & any my crap grammer......
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Hi Yer Dom
Would like to send you a picture of where i found Jesus!!! I certainly did'nt imagine seeing him where i did. Please e-mail address to send it to. It will be worth it!!!!!
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I see what you mean but should'nt big J be too busy to go around making his face appear in peoples used towels?
You must be privelliged!!!
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Dom, what the hell are you on? Theres nothing there. Get a grip man. Are you too stressed out about your wife fnding out about your affair?
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I think the towel image looks like santa, more specifically sant from santa claus the movie! As for the other, luks like a bad attempt at legitimising a dog poo stain that wont wash out!
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MMMM confussed i feel Dom had a star wars vision as all i can see is Yoda. Maybe the force is with him....
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Is it spongebob squarepants?
by the way....a tip for anyone phoning in for celeb tarzan...my friend says the answer is Stephen Hawking
*Memo to self - get new friend*
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I can totally see it! Really clear when you look at it long enough! Fantastic!
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Wow!!! Must say i am suprised, REALLY does look like Jesus!!
And if you look to the rght, the second stain looks like a cross, with the top of it missing. Or is that looking at it too much????
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are you sure it's not Rolf Harris?
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one question Dom Did you drink alot of alcohol the previous night ????????
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"Is it Jesus?"
I dunno, looks more like Demis Roussos to me.
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Hi Dom,
So good to have you guys back in the morning! (or in my case, in the afternoon in Taiwan.) The gingle saying year of Pig is so right (starting Feb. 18). The show is truly international.
It's kind of weird with the new opening show order. Is it changed to prevent Rachel from saying "time for the news"? I don't mind the change but now we lose the JK & Joel handing-over chatting bit altogethe! That's a pity because of the news and Dom would you please sort it out!
BTW, love the new cheesy song!
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I think Dom must have had a crafty whiskey in the shower to see a face in the towel !!!
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Haha, you guys made a compelling argument, but to me, it just looks like a wet patch in the shape of doms bald head.
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It took me a few moments to make out the image, but yes. I can actually see Jesus! How extraordinary.
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I can't see Jesus, and that second stain picture looks like poo.
Who's flat was the second stain found again?
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Have you had a look in the interesting wallpaper/ragrolling behind the Radiator?
Perhaps there is a Jesus theme running through your house and you clearly have been touched...Which in itself is quite calming..don't you think?
However...eery since you were naked as the day you were born, not sure if Jesus would have been happy about that.
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All I saw was a profile of a skull!
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it looks more like kirk off coronation street
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It doesn't look like jesus at all! hahaha. Looks like Dom! just a skull.
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I can't see it anyway - where's the flippin link??
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Oh I can see it now!!! It's not Jesus! If you look as if its a profile (the nose to the right) I can see - IT'S JOHN CAULSHAW!!!!
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Hi was just listening and thought I would have a look at what all the fuss is about with the Jesus picture....I was more scared about the picture of Dom that the towel, having never seen a picture of Dom before, sorry Dom xxxx
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Hang about! It's clearly Kenny Everett.
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Shurely it's John Cleese?
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This has to be the biggest nonsense I've ever seen and heard. I dont when you last saw an image of Jesus (either church or where ever) but to me it looks like a towel of someone who only uses the towel in one specific place. There is just one big wet spot... Did you fantasy take a little run with you? My guess, you were tripping, then you can see anything. Yes, even Jesus in a towel.
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I see Sideshow Bob off of the Simpsons. Cooler than Jebus.
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it kinda looks like skelator from heman dont you think ???
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PlEASE dump the cheesy song, it's making me want to listen to Johny Yawn or even Wogan!!
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WEll i see a face and as i dont know Jesus can't say it is him and if it was why would he be watching through a towel. Has he became a pervert any way think me BA than the Holy J.
Glad to have you all back on the airwaves guys. Nehal should change his name to Neanderthol would siut him better. Keep up the good work.
O and one more thing your ace for bringing back Carpark Catchphrase guys thank you:). Well ill go get some work done happy working all.
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Hmmm...Spooky. I have to say I too can also see the face of Jesus ... but I couldn't help but ponder which naked part of your flesh could make such an interesting and forceful wet imprint in the towel Dom? I'm thinking a squidgy and rotund butt cheeks personally - don't know about you guys !!?
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Oh My God!!!!!!!!
I see it!!!!!!!
Good to have you back!!!!!!
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Hi Dom,
after listening to the show and hearing about your experience I decided to check out your photo online and yes it does look like Jesus. The thing that makes it all the more believable is that you obviously could not have faked it, you having no hair and that.
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Ah, you have nothing on us here in America ;) Honestly, I just don't see Jesus, but I do see the image of Dom. :D
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Hhmmm... Dunno about Jesus, but it does have a look of Chris Martin!
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Be'jasus Dom, you have surely been blessed - Nice colour towel to.
But where's Rachels ring? I cant find it.
Oh its so good to have you all back, my life can now go back to normal.
Luv Lady Chatts
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Dom...
That's not the face of Jesus is it?
You've wet yourself again, haven't you?
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I can see it!
SO glad you're all back on in the mornings.
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Look at it from the right of the compputer screen and it looks like a face!
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Christ!! literally
Dom are you sure you didnt get a couple of crayons off your kids and draw that on there just to wind chris and the team up!
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No comment.
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One day, a blog entry on the Chris Moyles blog is going to have a browser title of something other than 'Untitled'...
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It took a few seconds but then there he was, Jebus himself! Missed the show so so SO much, so I'm very very very glad you're all back - the Big J included :-)
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whilst creosoting my fence last summer on a very hot day, i was drinking lots of water to help me cool down. the fluid was flowing through me quite often and i was continuously going to the loo.
later that evening when i was in the bath and my dear wife was doing the laundry i heard a loud shreik from the kitchen, i ran to investigate only to find my wife gasping for air, whats wrong i enquired, look at your pants she replied, sorry love yes they are dirty but, she quickly interupted to say its not that but theres an imprint of a python in them! imagine our laughter when i explained this was purely a creosote stain from where i had gone for a wee and transfered an imprint of my enormous manhood.
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Question for Dom:
Through the drying of which of your bodily areas, Dom, do you believe the image of Jesus was manifested?
The theological implications are, at least, mediocre.
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*Oh thank the lord (on a towel) you are back*
I litterally haven't laughed in the morning for 2 weeks
Car park catchphrase was a shambles;
"What do we say now?" "Nice horn"
"We haven't recorded that yet" Classic .!
"Now I remember why we dropped it" "Where's my out"
I missed you *so* much .!
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I can't see it. Where - The two people I sit with at work can.All I see is a monster
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I can see it!
Scary!
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