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Hello readers. Radio One’s Chris Moyles here. Now this really is a treat for those of you who like to read the previously private ramblings of somebody that you will never meet … it’s an actual blog written by me!!
Now I wasn’t very good at writing them whilst in Germany for the World Cup, and since I returned, I’ve actually got worse. One of the reasons for this was the thing that I’m not going to mention again (let’s just call it ‘Project B’) and the resulting 70,000 words that I had to write. Another reason was the fact that I couldn’t be bothered. Now I know that seems lazy and yes you’d be correct in that assumption, however there are other reasons for my lack of ‘blog’ action.
1. My broadband at home is playing up and I’m finding it increasingly difficult to access the internet from home. Therefore I couldn’t ‘blog’ from home.
2. My desk at work is so covered in rubbish that I can’t actually find my keyboard. (I am writing this at Aled’s desk on his PC.) It’s way to much effort to tidy me desk as it would take approximately 9 hours 23 minutes.
3. I forget. This again may seem weak but if I don’t remember, I don’t remember. Simple as that really. Aled is a goody two shoes who always remembers to write about himself, but I have other pressing things to do with my time, such as play X Box or sleep on my new couch!
4. I have been physically unable to write a blog, as for the past week and a half I have been trapped underneath a very heavy rock which fell to Earth from space.
OK So the last bit isn’t true, but the rest I think are all valid reasons.
So what have I been up to recently I don’t hear you ask? Well not much is the answer, apart from work. At home, I recently had a tidy up of my breakfast bar and threw away 2 bin liners full of old magazines and rubbish. (This is fascinating isn’t it?) I am also still enjoying my new bedroom wardrobes although we are STILL waiting for the extra rail that we ordered. (2 weeks my a***!) I have recently met a new neighbour from my street and saw a couple of old friends that I haven’t seen for a while (They are not ‘old’, I just mean that I have known them for a while … actually I take that back as one of them is almost 40!)
Apart from that there isn’t really much to tell you. I hope you are fine and everything in your life is fine and dandy.
Please fell free to leave me a comment below and let me know something interesting about your life. (I won’t read it myself but Aled will as he likes that kind of stuff.)
Live long and prosper,
Christopher Moyles Esq.
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chrisooo do you play halo 3 much on xbox live, if u even got it? will you add me? my gamertag is brains86 id happily have a game with you sumtime
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Obviously won't happen as too many people ask, but it would be great to play with you on call of duty 4 (i'm level 28 on 3rd prestige so far) and if you could add me my gamertag is fire realm2. Cheers
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hi this is danny ive been listening to radio 1 every morning and heard you got call of duty 4 and I'd love to add you as a friend and play u and kick your ass lol
because i'm (lv12 on prestige)
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i chris how have you been
how was your holiday
my gametag is (dan227dan)
would like to play you at call of duty 4
i am a lvl 41
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Hey chris,
you do the best raio shows, they are so comical.
By the way, what games on the xbox do you have, cause i would like to team up with you some time, that would be awesome, my gamertag is MDKdave.
Dave
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hiya duck u allrite
wtf is radio 1?
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hey chris, I realise that i am jus another one of your many crazy fans that want to harass you, however i would just like to know your gamertag so that once in a while I could just join one of your games, or maybe as a treat for your fans on call of duty 4 by holding a few private matches of your own and getting your freinds, family, and fans in
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hi chris, heard you love call of duty 4 me n my friend always talk about how cool it owuld be to play with you if you fancy it my gamertag is jimisgreat
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You gave out your Gamertag this morning..... only you didnt give them YOURS...... you gave them MINE and now i am getting dozens of friends requests every hour asking me if they can be my friend and calling me Chris.
Thanks for that!!!
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hey chris, i hurd u got xbox live.
So i was wonderin if you have Call of Duty 4, if you do is it good. Oh, and i just completed Assassins Creed today, it was easy. My Gamertag is mwhugs, but i mite change it to Radio1-Fan if it isnt already taken.
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hi chris listen to u every day.
as a lorry driver (no to wogan)
put me on your friends list love to have a game of call of duty 4 with you.
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hi chris how u doing?
listened to your show nearly every day for as long as i can remember! cant imagine going to work with out radio one haha anyway enough ass kissing heres my gamertag woodyswarrior01
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Hey chris, y'allright son!
Your show well makes me smile lol with all your cool stuff youdo lol.... just thought i;d also drop my gamertag off for you...
timbabwey
Thats it lol!
Would b actually well cool to play...
byee
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Whats happening chris love your show, its the only thing that keeps me sane in the mornings when my eyes are bleeding from playing too much Xbox. My gamertag is SmokeDogNeil. Love to link up with you on Halo 3 sometime to give them jarheads a dam good spanking.
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hi chris,
what was the name of that web site you came across with the singing words it was great thanks. tim
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hey chris,
whats your gamertag on xbox live??
how was your holiday?
what games do you play on ur xbox?
challenge me on xbox live lol
my gamertag is "markspark762" anyone you no can add me if they want even your friends
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hey chris how u doin m8, rememba wen u read out the xbox live gamertags, u read out mine (so special lol ) so would u mind if i had ur gamertag, mine is RealJay Boi thanks champ.
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hey chris,
whats your gamertag??
how was your holiday?
and also hello aled!!
what games do you play on ur xbox?
i listen to you everyday in school on my phone. and i always get my phone took off me:(
ur a legend!!
bulley
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Dear chris, I hate Radio show they just bore me... However I only ever swith on to your show! I was listening today about you have some mega old consoles saying no one would want a snes, well you'd be wrong if you wanna sell it Im your girl.
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Hi chris,
Love the show, keeps me sane at work!
Did you enjoy your ride in the stretch panda? I especially liked your patience with Clarkson, but hey he's a funny guy. Its a shame Lemar couldn't go with the flow.
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hi chris bored off all the yankee moaners on xbox live! add me some time and lets have a royal english battle.ha
gamertag: deathBYed
enjoyed the show this morning and every morning in fact, makes the journey to uni muchas betta!
cheers
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Chris whats your gamertag i wud really lke to play u on xbox live !!!!!!
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Hey Chris, wat up? id luv 4 ur gamertag so then i can play u online, i want to c ur skillz!
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can i have ur gamertag so i can play you on gears of war!!!! cant wait to curb stomp u !
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hi chris ur well funny and i bet i can beat you at fifa 07 im the best
listen to your show all the time ur a funny guy
and i know for sureyour should of won Xfactor chris =top man
deano
bristol
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hi cris u r cool im 12 can i have a free sim card and phone i love ur radio show its well good i hope u give me the phone.!!!!!
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Gamertag - KRadiation
Give us a nod if you fancy a quick blast. I'm fed up of playing with yanks
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Christopher,
Loving the show, and just so you know I would never dream of listening to my local radio dogsh*t.
However, i think i am going to have to get myself some kind of radio 1 mask when listening to your show. Let me explain. I commute from Maidstone to london every day and i listen to your show every day too. However some days you are more funny than others and i find myself laughing out loud and/or there have been occasions where i have choked on my coffee and splurted it all over the seat in front.... (all well and good, its not like i spat it over anyone) but to avoid splurting or people looking at me when i am stifling my laughter
I think you should provide me with a mask of some description. Thats that.
Also while you are reading this (if you even are) at approx 7.30 on any weekday could you ask the two old pervs that sit accross the aisle from me that i know they are staring at me and i know they deliberatley walk behond me so that they can look at my arse. And guys. NO FREAKIN CHANCE SO WHY DONT YOU HEAD DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL BINGO HALL AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES LAID THERE.
Oh and listen to this. This morning I was walking through the underpass at Elephant & CAstle and I saw a tramp who was asleep and a pigeon next to him eating his puke.
God i love london.
Laters
Sue from Maidstone
xx
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Hi guys, just a quick note to say think the show is phenomenal(er is that how u spell it?) apart from being in fits of laughter most mornings the links of little chris n little dave made myself an steve (workmate)laugh so much n i nearly peed myself! keep up the good work p.s come on the villa
p.p.s regarding karry-i would
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Hey Chris and Crew. New fan of the show. Discovered it by accident on my new satellite radio.
I know the show must be on a time delay, but it always makes me stop and wonder when you mention the time wherever you are over there in England...and lo and behold its the same time here in NY! "How do you do it?" Thanks for bring a little bit of wonderment into my morning. Actually there's a lot of wonderment in my morning trying to figure out what the heck y'all are saying half the time. But I love the challenge.
Keep up the good work.
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Being from yorkshire when is the team next going to or if ever do a show in east yorkshire
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Chris, think your show is great,anyway enough about you,I was just wondering If you and your crew could have a bit of a whip around and send me a couple of grand,just as im a bit strapped for cash at the mo,oh and ive made up some saucy pictures of you doing things to a goat,which im going to peddle around the papers and sell to the highest bidder.Sorry if this sounds like a crude attempt at blackmail but in all honesty it is!hope to hear from you soon,yours hopefully Mark.
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Did u watch ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ2 Reading festival,it was great,Jo Whiley looked great but was it me or did Zane Lowe look like he didnt wwant to be there he wouldnt even sit next to her , i know i would have although she looked like she was at a funeral every night as she was always wearing grey instead of orange or a deep lemon
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Who is your fvourite Leeds Player,Keep up the good wrk and if the rumours are true ull have a new show by christmas,Hope it goes better than tye llast one as now you are at your peak
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hey moyles, if u fancy a game of pro evo 5 or trd3 online give us a shout and ill whup yo ass
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chicken fryed rice for everybody
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Oh boy oh boy! Who ripped out the contents of my head, and replaced it with a 24 person marching brass band? And who drank all my vodka? And why have i got black stuff all over my hands?
I can't feel my feet...
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well mr moyles i listern to you every morning slagging kiddy off that i dont mind but the other day you started on brum. come along and take in the sites theres more hear than leeds and a better football team aston villa dont nock it unless you try it
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I do enjoy the chris moyles show, but i have to say this week since Aled has taken over production i thinks its gone to his head, chris never again. PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Hi there Chris (and the rest) great show, dont all go splittin up like colin an edith did!!!
Dont know weather any of you are really doing the myspace thing, but i got an add off Aled, but not off you Moyles (or moyels imposter)so therefore i'm not listening to the show!!! (well, not right now at 03:37 in the morning, i'm sure i'll be back tomorrow, but im seeing this as my stand!!!)
Keep it up peeps! The only reason it's good to be awake in the mornin...
Dave :)
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Gotta say I love your show, i'd say it wakes me up in the morning but i struggle to get out of bed when i'm listening ha ha (sad i know)Your all Gr8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey chris and team. ive never done one of these before(your taking my cherry) but i thought id tell you your all doing a proper good job. anyway, to the point. dave you're wrong about xbox live. we do have good social skills( well some of us anyway) and we are not losers. well im not! chris, id love to kick your ass online but dont know your gamer tag, mine is jetmeat. send me a message online and ill whup you. from an avid listener.
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As i was getting lost finding surgeries at the ends of the earth this morning (Dovercourt, Essex to be precise) i found myself actually crying with laughter in my car to the point where i couldn't see where i was going (don't report me please).
Keep going Chris and if there's any chance you could put up on the site/podcast etc the part today where you had 'little dave' and 'little chris' talking to 'big dave' and 'big chris' i would very much love to hear it again without endangering other road users
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you don't half make me chuckle, i haves to go to work like a 30 year old baberer cartland. note to self don't try puttin on makeup when listenin to your show!
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Ahh good morning Christopher, trust you and the team will keep up the good work. Couldn't be arsed to read anyones blog but yours but promise will make the time.
bloke 1; did you go out with that terrapin last night ?
bloke 2; do you mind that's our old english teacher, she taught us !
Love to all (Aled calm down I mean in a bear hugs kind of way !)
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Anyway what is a Blog really? am I blogging now?, how do u get approved is it like credit cards beacause I am pre approved for them except that I cant actually get one or any. How can anyone say that they dont fancy James Nesbitt he is blogging gorgeousemo, obviously a vey close second to Chris
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Chris,
please can you tell me your xbox live gamertag.
Joe.
P.S. I love your show
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hi chris this is my first email to you! how exciting!
whats your new couch like? is it one of those l-shaped ones? i'd really like one of those but my siting room is the wrong shape.
never mind, bye then x c x
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Hey Chris!
I thought I would comment on your blog but there is probably no point now because you have loads already and it probably won't even get read.
Oh and have I been approved by the way? Love your shows - they are the perfect way to start your day - good music, good humour - just the right mix.
Keep it up! (the show)
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WOW!! I've just looked at all your piccies and I'm amazed, well obviously not by you Chris coz I know wot you look like with you being famous but Dave has a dopey voice (sorry) and his face doesnt match and the same goes for Dom his voice so does not go with his face it well weird, Aled looks older than he sounds and Longman is about as I expected! The girls are beautiful so for that reason alone dont pick on them, and as for whoever it was winning the stress test in high heels thats deffo cheating they need a rematch without the shoes and maybe a little bit of febreeze to spray around the foot area! Celeb tarzans a woman not a man?? Finally Chris when I think of you I think of 2 things, 1, a lady up my road looks like your ma a bit and 2, bald headed woman or more than a woman you changed the lyrics many years ago and its stuck with me ever since, cheers bud! Jo in Wakefield
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as a trucker i start at 3.30 in the morning but there is allways some rubbish on then may be you could do the early show as chas&dave (jk&joel)have moved times.
Trucking Diesel
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One word >> Legend
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One word >> Legend
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Aled, would you please inform Mr Christopher Moyles Esq. that he's abit of a character - and by character I mean strange (in the nicest possible way of course!)
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Hay ya cris baby lovin your shown listen to it every moring at work you cheer up my day and make my laugh ha ha ha and your team (your sooo mean to alid) but its funny to listen to he he he keep up the good work listen to you tommorow could i have you autograph pritty plz
tasha - poole
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Chris
Can we have anothershow like your one today?! great rants about various areas of the country!! Did make me laugh today. Also are you an Comediddy Dave gonna be doing your footy predictions again this year?
TTFN
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Hi Chris, I just wanted to say I listen to your show every morning on my way to work and I think you and the rest of the team are great! I just had a week of work and really missed listening to you (too lazy to get up!). Keep up the good work.
Luv ya x x x
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Hi Chris
I have just read your short BLOG with (ok limited) interest. But I did read far enough to see that you threw away bin liners of magazines. Can I be so bold as to suggest that next time you recycle them?
Come on Chris, do your bit to save the planet!
Happy thoughts
Allison
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last week you lot were talking about random people shouting out 'chicken fijiats for all' or something like that, do you think it might have somethimg to do with this song??
dek, shrewsbury
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Morning all.
A rather concerning thought has come to my mind that may affect those that listen to your show whilst driving or operating machinery. As many Police Constabularies are taking a more serious view of proscecuting drivers whilst 'not being in proper control of their vehicles' through either eating or drinking whilst driving for example, how would an argument stand in a court of law that a driver was again, ' not in proper control of their vehicle' whilst laughing and appearing like those cartoon characters, or even like Dom - with the 3 lines for each eye.... Could this be a news item in the near future? The mind boggles......
Looking forward to impersonating a cartoon character, or Dom whilst driving later today......
Cheers.
Nige in West Sussex.
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Hi Chris, Dave, Aled and team.
Great blog. short and sweet, nothing wrong with that. Just wanted to say thanks for making me and my daughter, Ciara-Mai smile and laugh in the mornings on our way to work/school(obviously not at school during hols but you know what I mean!) making the journey so much more bearable. She thinks you are all brilliant and knows all your names and she is only 6 yrs old. Thanks again and keep up the good work! :-)
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bogeys!!!!!!!!!
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hey :)
this is it really...
bye xxxxx
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It's wierd,
i don't actually read the blog, i just read the comments.
:->
Martyn
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Hi there...
I'm not gonna make any comment on your writing! I suck at that too!
I'm from Chile, South America, and I found your radio show brilliant! you really make my day... or night... it depends when am I listen it!
you people make me laugh so much! I used to listen you on my Ipod while I was on the gym or at uni... and people looked at me like if I where some mental bloke! anyway! is not gonna happen again cause somebody stole my ipod!
anyway!
I just wanted to say how much I like the show... and you've got listeners from all around the glove... even from this place at the bottom of the map called Chile!
you're great! all of you!
and hope to hear more from you!
by the way! I wanted to scream chicken fried rice for everybody!
but it would have been pointless init?
bye
JP
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Hello young fella me lad!
Just read your blog for the first time, and it truly is amazing how you find the time in your hectic schedule to script all this stuff! Blimey I thought my life was Chocka-block...wasnt there a schools programme on tv in the 80's called that?? - choka block, dum do dum do dum da - choka block...
Anyway must dash, ive got a Pot noodle on the stove, and I hate the way the base always melts when you leave them for too long! (you'd think they'd invent some easier way of cooking them wouldnt u?)
CHICKEN FRIED RICE FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Cheers m'darlan, lovin the work!
Marc, Blackpool
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hi chriss, seems youve had a few more entries since thursday, wen you had 7 out of your milllions ov listeners! thats why i thought id make up the numbers, seems your doing ok. ive been on line now for a month and go on the radio1 website freequently, and theres something thats been bothering me, obviosly everyone knows what you look like, ( hansom), got a thing for goaties! but ive been listening to your show for years, and wen you hear someones voice, you put a face to the name. and to my surprise dave's voice really doesnt go with his face! i thought it was aled at first, coz he looks really camp. no afence intended! your a great team, and make me chuckle every day.loveyou all sarah.x
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Nice one Chris!
Lazyness is the way to go, well thats my
way of thinking anyway.
Make of that what you will.
Keep up the good work guys!
Alex
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hey chris are you well , you should do a blog more often you lazy person u
anyway get back up to leeds sometime and ill buy the beers
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Cool blog Chris, I never imagined you would have such an exciting and high profile lifestyle!
Just want to say thanks for making my early mornings more bearable and even on occasions laugh out loud funny! Thanks!
Jill in Glasgow
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Ez chris yh im lovin da attitude of can b bothered . 2 rite m8 jus take time out n chill im sure there r hired cleaners in radio 1 so let them tidy ur desk neways keep the hard wrk up.
Luke AKA Jonesy
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Alright Chris,
Tell you what in order to cut down the reasons of why you don't write blogs, I will come and find your keyboard, I'm perfectly willing to tidy up for approx 9hrs and 23mins as I actually enjoy tidying.
Take care you sexy hunk o' lurve
Jen x
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Hi Mr Moyles,
I have just finished reading your Blog and am mighty excited for you that you have a new couch too. Ours is Black leather (wipe clean for obvious reasons!!!), yes we have 2 kids. What were you thinking....?
As per you Blog I have fell free to comment, or should that have been "FEEL" free?? Now Im confused....
Time to lie down on the new couch and X-BOX till I drop (OFF).
Say Hi to uncle Jim, as we go way back when we used to work together. (parcel company mid 90's)
God Bless you
Marc
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great blog chris, your one busy person!!!!!!! what colour is your new sofa? why don't you do a quiz on the show and the one with the least points at the end has to tidy your desk! have a fab day. Hi Aled x
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Hey!
The life of a huge radio star is more glam than I could ever imagine. What do you mean by a "rail"? We sure do speak a different English here in the colonies haha.
Brody - Prince Edward Island, Canada
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I loved reading your blog (and everyone elses) I am currently sitting in my workplace in Michigan waiting for my long shift to end. I moved to the USA just over a year ago after meeting someone on Xbox Live, packing up my life and jumping on a plane. stupid but paid off! I love it here but i miss listening to you guys in the morning. But not now I have speakers on my pc at work and can finaly listen to your show online! ok so i have to listen to the recording and cant call in or anything but I love to be able to hear a familiar accent (i used to live in leeds) and I even enjoy having to translate half of the show to my american workmates.
I seriously sit at my desk peeing myself with laughter at most of your show, especially when you make your own versions of songs that are out now and they all look at me like im insane, (well i suppose i kind of am insane flying to the USA and marrying a guy I met online! but sometimes you have to follow your heart)
Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for making me feel at home for 3 hours a day (well 6 coz i listen to it twice, better than the american rubbish thats on ha ha) if you care do give me a mention i would be very proud.
From a faithful Ex Pat
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CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!!
honestly if no-one said aled was gay you wouldn't think it would you???
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Chris, i was so interested in your blog that ifell a sleep and woke up in limerick land. Here goes.
There was a man named Chris,
he likes to go on the tiss,
he wrote a crap blog,
that needs flushing down the bog,
but his show i just can not miss.
Then theres the magic dom burns,
he,s underpaid whatever he earns,
he joins in the fun,
with an hilarious pun,
its amazing what he learns. me.
Not forgetting aled who i can,t abide,
not cause he bats for the wrong side,
he stuck up for the winker,
and that was a stinker,
aled go out and find yourself a bride.
Comedy Dave, rachel and cassey,
they are so very classy,
they talk so much sense,
dave likes you to think he is dense,
but cassey has got a great chassis.
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Hi Chris, i just thought i would take a random chance on asking you this one quick question....As im a budding dj myself and very interested in your work, could i come down to the studio sometime in my lifetime to watch you and the crew produce one show????? i know stupid to ask, but het u never know!! thanks for your time! Dan
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In the morning you are the only reason i dont stay in bed and go to work. If thats a good thing or not i am yet to decide.
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In the morning you are the only reason i dont stay in bed and go to work. If thats a good thing or not i am yet to decide.
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Well when i was listening to the show you were moaning about the 25 or so blog msgs back you had from the listeners, but now i have come on u have gained a number of more fans- perhaps all that moanning payed off this morning and people began to feel sorry for u, perhaps your turning into NIKKI off BB!! Haha
Anyways im off to italy- wooooeee so have fun in the 'oh so gorgeous england':P
Haha
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Well when i was listening to the show you were moaning about the 25 or so blog msgs back you had from the listeners, but now i have come on u have gained a number of more fans- perhaps all that moanning payed off this morning and people began to feel sorry for u, perhaps your turning into NIKKI off BB!! Haha
Anyways im off to italy- wooooeee so have fun in the 'oh so gorgeous england':P
Haha
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why hello chris.
you blogged - finally! wow. at the moment i'm at home. i just got back from a family party (joy) and i'm listening to your show as i missed it this morning! at the moment im waiting for my legs to propel me toward the chippie.
i agree - as long as nikki doesn't win. rach xx
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Well Chris if we have to forecast ur Biography by your blogs then, I can see the book going to the reduced section rather fast.
Geat show mate from all ur Fans
(via online service) In Sunny Gibraltar.
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Hey Chris,
:) nice to see a blog, Just finished listening to todays show - made me laugh like normal
Why not start a wardrobe rail amnesty, you never know you might get that lucky perfect fit!
Keep up the good Show, Saviour
All the best
Stuart
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Surely you can use the anti-blogging excuse that you are currently in the middle (or hopefully towards the end of) a 70 000 word blog?
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Chris - It really does look as-if you've put your heart and sole into this blog thing (like Aled says he does!) and I don't blame you.
This is the first blog I have ever read and frnakly, I'm not sure I'll be going out my way to read another. What happened to the days when you told your (real) friends what you've been up to, rather than 8,000,000 strangers???
And I know how much you HATE to talk about yourself n'all. If you were really that much in love with yourself....you'd write an autobiography! :-)
Anyway....well done for taking 5 minutes out your "busy" day to write one of these blog things. I'm sure with all the money we (us tax payers) pay you...you have better things to be getting on with...and on that note..so do I.
Love the show. Hi to everyone.
Paul
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I don't like it!
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Don’t change to a Mac if you enjoy the technical challenge of doing the most simple of things on the PC and endlessly updating firewalls and virus protection etc.. you might be wondering if you can cope with out having all the annoying problems you have got use to like, file name is too long, or you need to install software to view your camera. But you’ll get over it. All that’s left to do is explorer what a computer can really do without crashing every few minutes. If you change to a Mac within a week you will wonder why PC’s have lasted as long as they have.
I could go on but I think you get the point.
It’s like discovering Guinness when you have been use to Larger for so long. They both work but one is so much smoother.
If you want more rational opinions ask my wife!
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cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool luvin ur show xo
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fantastic chris - but the bottom line saying "please FELL free" is a typo, and as i'm only working part-time was wondering if you wanted a secretary to type up your blogs. I can do it in the nuddy if you wish. At no extra charge. love ya you sexy beast xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s. i'm a fast typist. and better than you - so ignore the bit about the nuddy nuddy me. ciao for now.
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oops
*full body blush*
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bla bla bla blog blog blog
i'm a pussycat, not a dog
been about the block
but never done it with a sock
*blush*
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definitely get an apple mac chris, its a bit like when you first discover lager, its that good, you will pour scorn on pc users forever.
Some things are cool without really doing much, macs are cool because what they can do
nuff said
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I can't decide which is worse. The ramblings of Mr Moyles or the insight the comments section offers into the minds of my fellow Radio One listeners.
*goes off to sob in a darkened corner*
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Hi Chris
I would like to say your blog was funny but with being such a super star I would of thought you would meet loads of famous people every day to talk about. I am not famous and live in a small town and I recently went out for my Hen weekend to a posh hotel where I met loads of stars. I had my pic's taken with Ryan Giggs, Will Mellor, and we also met your friend Max Beasley who we all fell in love with. It made our weekend especially when Max went to the a night club with us. See you need to hang out with me as you will have so much more fun.
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Just listening on-line from Queensland, Australia and thought I'd amuse myself by looking at that lengthy response to your blog post. I listen to your show live or on 'listen again' which brings some proper humour into my life (Aussie radio is not in the same league) - it is odd when I'm having my evening meal and you guys are all just waking up though!
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Hi again Chris. Now this won't be a 'loser length' post for once, but thanks for mentioning me just now anyway. I do feel slightly famous, even if you did only do so in order to point out that I am a Loser. That is probably true enough anyway. My only criticism is that 'my' accent was totally wrong-you actually could have taken the opportunity to practise your Irish one!
And just so you know, that reply was short compared to some I've written in reply to Aled's (much longer) blogs. I suppose I just enjoy writing, and have a lot of time to do so at the moment.
Maybe if you can't be bothered to write your next blog, then you could just summarise the main ponts for me, and I'd write it for you. I'll have a day off from writing ridiculously long replies today though, if it's Rachel's turn to blog. I won't even be bothering to read hers, let alone reply to it. She'll be utterly devastated about fact that I'm sure.
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What's going on with this blog? I'm confused, why do the most recent comments appear at the top with a lower number?! Why is comment 1 the most recent..... what?! Surely comment no. 1 should be the first response and thus oldest comment.... tut :-p
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'blog blog blog blog
blog blog blog blog'
why aren't u singing?
i don't know the words!
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Nice blog Chris.
I live in Bangkok, so am 6/7 hours ahead, but my lifestyle still makes your show my breakfast show. You wouldn't believe some of the nasty s*** I get up to on my sofa each afternoon while y'all do your thing.
Thanks for the soundtrack...
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BORED at work listening to ur show and now ive read ur blog im bored again.... how long has this world hold on song been going for it drives me mad the amount of times ive heard it "whistle whistle"
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Crikey what does Katie do all day - as Chris just pointed out that her comments are actually longer than his blog!
Anyway LOVE listening to the show, but since I was made redundant I don't get to hear as much of it as I can now have a lie in until 8am and some days I lie in until 9am tut tut!!
Anyway keep the blogs going is what I say and can we have more of Dave on the blogs please, he is soooo funny, a real comedy genius.
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I have a spare wardrobe rail you can have - my girlfriend bought us a huge wardrobe that wouldn't fit up our stairs. i had to take it appart with a hammer and rebuild it with "no more nails" - forgot to put the rail in though...
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BORED at work listening to ur show and now ive read ur blog im bored again.... how long has this world hold on song been going for it drives me mad the amount of times ive heard it "whistle whistle"
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hahaha i love how serious people take these online blogs...
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Why is the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ obsessed with Blogs and podcasts at the moment. I prefered it in the old days where once DLT finished his show i wouldnt have to have anything to do with the beardy idiot till the next time he was forced upon the listening public. Now i am surrounded by Moyles anytime 24/7! Outrageous. But funny.
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CHICKEN FRIED RICE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
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Hey chris, your blog is so good, it gave me hours of entertainment and got me through one the most broing days I'v ever had at work.
You should write a book, I would buy it!
Nick
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FAB-TAB-U-LOUS!
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Hi Chris and co
Well, what to say about your blog? It's somewhat lacking the sparkling wit and repartee that we know and love from your broadcasting but not everybody can be a writer eh? (oops, and there's you struggling with the B word......now I see why)
Stuck at home after an operation on my hand 3 days ago with Radio 1 as my constant companion..loving your show, as always. Shame the roadworker quiz didn't work out, but the drilling's not detracting from the entertainment value at all.
Good Luck to my son, Andy on his A's today. Proud of you...whatever the results xxx
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Chrissssssss, stop being mean about me on the radio i dont like it!!! Me and pete are forver!!!! So there.... and I'm freezin!
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Christian Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says: "doctor I don't know what's wrong with me, everytime I look in the mirror I get very aroused!"
Doctor says: " of course you do, your a c**t"
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....hmm, i dont have any rails...wish i did....might go out and buy one
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Hey chris, your blog is so good, it gavce me hours of entertainments and got me through one the most broing days I'v ever had at work?
You should write a book, I would buy it!
Nick
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Hey Chris, I can help you with your broadband and computer problems...just ask
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I can see why 9 hours 23 minutes is too much effort to clean up you desk for the sake of 10 minutes you must have spent typing out your blog. I to have a busy life style and now this has taken up approximately 2 minutes of work time, I am now compelled to look through the rest of Radio 1’s web site until lunch comes around again. Roll on Friday!
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Hiiiiiii! Im reading this cos im really really bored!!! wot is this chicken fried rice thing! how strange? If there is chicken fried rice for everybody... where is it?? People are just going around shouting a blantant lie! Anyway.. I love Dom! tata
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Great blog, hope you RECYCLED them there magazines as an example to us peasants! Those of us listening in Singapore salute you - here you are the afternoon show - much more civilised than back in blighty!
David
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Yon blog is like about 99.9% of other blogs out there - filled with everyday exciting details of people's lives! Can't really complain, mine is no different...
My exciting day will involve being at work (20% of the time spent trying to make sure the office internet is my beeatch so I can listen to Radio 1 at my desk), and then a spot of rugby training to relax in the evening - nothing like 30 guys beating the cack out of each other to unwind after a hard day sitting on your backside in an office!
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Nice blog Chris. I have trouble getting round to writing my blog about my e-lotto syndicate too. Never seem to be at the computer when I think of something to say. Been installing a new bathroom in our flat for the last couple of weeks and cant leave in the middle of tiling to write the blog! It's at if I can say that here?
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I'm going to Ibiza for two weeks next thursday. Is there anyway I can listen to your show while I'm over there.
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Alright moyles. Fantastic blog, its great to know what the savior gets up to in his spare time.
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Nice to see inside moyles world! I am a mum of 4, eldest 9, youngest 3 and even though we're meant to be chilling on summer hols they drag me out of bed so that i can have there frosties ready on the table at the precise moment chris's show starts!!!God bless him and them.
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Just heard something amuzing.
My m8 just rang me to let me know that he saw his doctor about a half an hour ago about having a vasectomy.
I can believe his doctor said this !!!
He asked the doc if there would be any complications after the op and his doc turned around and said no it should all be fine, you will still be crap in bed !!!! :)
(p.s.: he has knowen his doc for over 20 years)
By the way this is my first blog on radio 1
Cheers
Paul
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morning chris etc! ace blog mate can you say good luck to some of my mates for me who are getting their alevels today? theyre a wee bit nervous........ im just depressed i start back in uni in 2 weeks!!!! love n lollipops to all!
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hey chris. im stuck at work in a big room doing lots of asbestos work!!!! loads of fun.....
anyway have a great day loving the show :)
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hi Chris,
Interesting read!!!
I am currently getting ready to go and work at the V festival followered by Reading Festival and then on to the Dorset Steam Fair!!
So a busy 2 weeks!
Im working in a BBQ tent selling Rare Breed Burges which are phenomenal. Hopefully see Pearl Jam, thats what its all about!
So By From Me!!!
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Hey Chris and company. i enjoy your shows in the morning keep up the good work ;-)
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Hi Chris,
How's it going, what Xbox games do you play. If you need a challanger, give me a shout. If you play Pro Evo, my team will give you a run for your money.
Laters
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loving your blog, better late than never eh? well, i am ment to be at work, but my boss rang to tell me that last nites storn has cut all power!soooo it seems as that wont be fixed till lunchtime, i am gonna go and spend my hard earnt cash.then off to my neices birthday,what fun...anyway ive told u what im doing now, so i better go and do it! Byeeeeeeee! xxx
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Wow eezammana great blog wow pop splat
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Heya chris i think you rock!!!
tell rachel she is hot!!!!
lovin your show
dek
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how boring..zzzz
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heya Chris, amazing blog i love it and i love u !!! well im off 2 london now n i live in cardiff. great bog
bubi
xxx
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"Chicken fried rice for everyone"
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hello chris from LEEDS!!
great blog mate, listening live online while i'm at work, so if you can shout out to everyone at Leeds Met Uni, would be wicked!!
Take it easy big man (you'll get the big dog westwood another day - he only said your from no-ladyville coz he wants a mate to live wiv him!!)
Phil
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CHICKEN FRIED RICE TWICE.
crap blog chris. Don't give up the day job.
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Well Mr. Moyles, want to know a bit about me? I cannot sleep - it is right now 4:25am where I am (Toronto, Canada) and so I am listening to you, you handsome devil
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Woo! Blog! Groovyness!!!!
I have to say, I've used excuse number 4 a few times at various times.
It never works XD
Stacey
-x-
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What a pile of tripe!
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Wibble.
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Hi chris,
Not sure on the blog was a bit long,i preferred dave's.
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hey chris u got a gr8 show :-) keep up the gr8 work nd u got a gr8 blog n all lol :-) always lisnin t ya :-)
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hey chris, listening online from Barcelona and loving the show! keep up the good work!
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Nice to read about whats going on moyles! I study in Singapore and at the minute I am listening to your show nearly every day, if not live then listen again. I am a student on exchange at the National Uni here and since its a-level results day good luck to all! Well I have class at 6:30-9:30 tonight, what a joke I thought 5 o'clock lectures at home were bad enough! I study law at Nottm (Shottm) normally!
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hey why cant i access dom's blog?
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Great Blog Chris. WRITE MORE!!!!
I'm going to play Golf today wooooo.
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grrrrrt blog baby,having trouble with my bbconection to pain in the backside. xxxxxxxxxxx
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Moylesey! Where you in Ipswich yesterday? could this be where you were meeting up with one of your old friends? my girlfriend swears she saw you!
Anyway, you must have the best job! well paid and you live like a student! you also seem to work the hours of a student too! ;0)
Keep up the good work!
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nice blog moylsey.... at least your honest that you have better things to do such the fabulous xbox 360. if you do read this and u fancy having your leodensian a**e handed back to you on Ghost Recon or PGR 3, post back and i will email you my gamertag and we will meet online my fellow leeds chum. yours in gaming, David
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Dear Chris and the team i am a real saddo and have just recently aquired dat der t'internet. Being from up north n that n well behind the times unlike you london lot it wasnt so long ago that i actually had a stereo installed in the automobile thingy. Anyway just like to say that the website is absolutely facinating didnt realise that you guys led such exciting lives (just read Chris's latest blog about breakfast bar and sofa) anyway keep up the good work you guys keep me smiling from 7 till 10 n then i have to switch to talk sport, anyway must go dont want to appear sad but would love any free stuff you could send me, i'm extremely poor being form up north n that, really must go now thanks for reading my pointless good for nothing blog mow you know how it feels phil from dalton
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Well at least you are helping improve people's speed reading, lol.
*Nic has read Chris's blog again and wonders if she should have a cleanout of her room and see how many trash bags she ends up with*
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And im currently losing in this game...but im sure what with all the 'essays' i have to read of hers, ill undoubtedly become quicker ;)
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Thanks for that Nic! Nah, I don't mind really. I like to think that I'm providing somebody with a bit of amusement anyway.
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Our new game is timing how long it takes someone to read one of Kate's 'essays'...
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lol Yes I do indeed like to dissect things to pieces Rob. Very well observed. Well that...and the fact that I have WAY too much spare time on my hands at the moment!
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My goodness, that Kate does like to dissect things doesn't she?
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I am fine and dandy too. Unfortunately I had to drag my carcass out of bed this morning and go to work so missed your very important self gracing us normos on Aled's website.
As for your excuses for not writing a blog earlier, my internet keeps cutting out too, so I'll let you have that. A better excuse would be if the very heavy rock fell on your computer and that would render it impossible to clean your desk too...I've forgotten what my point was. Anyway, hope you get that extra rail soon.
At the moment, in my very interesting life my iTunes is playing 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' and I am wondering what Carrie and Dom's dance routine is like. Also I am a geek so am helping Riz with her essay.
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I can see why you need an editor for you project b - in this entry there is a to that should be a too! didnt see any of and off though! good show though!
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Since you are famous and all, it is delighted to see that celebrity like you made an effort to reach out to the fan base!!! It just boggles my mind! How do you find time for all of us? Okay I am done with sarcasm.
It is good to read blogs from all of you. Since I don’t get to listen to the show LIVE, I suppose this is my way to get to know you guys more……..fan from NJ.
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come on chris the amount of money you earn, you should spend some time talking to you fans! i think its just an excuse! :P
btw love you :P
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Well its nice to finally hear from you Chris. It took you a while, but i understand, youre famous. Thats as good an excuse as any.
Its nice to hear youve tidied your breakfast table. I mean, im looking around my room just now, and it looks like i should do the same. But like you, im lazy. So my room shall stay untidy until further notice. Not that you really care about my room being tidy or not but still.
Now im gonna hop from one blog to another and go to Aleds website ;). I admit it, im a geek. But i dont care.
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pie head frank!
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Before I comment on your blog Chris, I would like to say thank you for being so nice to me when we 'spoke' earlier today on Aled's website (Aled has just asked me to thank you for that btw, but I would have done so anyway of course).I think Aled expected me to be a bit more starstruck, but what can I say,I just wasn't for some reason. You really must be as down to earth as that 'yacht' jingle claims you are I suppose. So I didn't feel like I was talking to a 'showbiz' celeb, therefore negatating any need to feel dazzled by you. But once again, thanks a million for that quick chat, it was very nice of you, even if Aled was sitting beside you 'being all gay' and forcing you to do it!
I did genuinely feel quite bad for having a slight (?) go at you (even though I was only teasing you really) about your lack of blogs in one of my previous posts, when replying to Hoop Dog's one, after I read your blog. Now, because of what has just happened, I feel even worse! So I'm very sorry about that. I have to admit that some of your excuses for not blogging since your return from Germany do seem like quite valid reasons, although to varying degrees.
The one about your broadband playing up (hey, you could ask Dave for a few ideas on how to fix that problem...or perhaps not)and you simply just forgetting (Aled has just told me in a sort of roundabout way that your memory really isn't all that great)are fair enough I think. I guess Aled is a bit of a 'Goody-Two-Shoes', although a very lovely one of course! Your final excuse about being trapped under a rock doesn't quite ring true, for some strange reason...
However, maybe if you could try to clear off at least some of your desk, then you would be able to blog at work. You say it would take you about 9 hours and 23,which is 563 mins (I am slightly better at maths than Dave, but then again, who isn't?)so if you just did one hour and two and a half mins cleaning everyday for 9 days, starting tomorrow, then, according to my calculations, you would be all done by next Tuesday week.
You see, if you break these kind of seemingly impossible tasks down, then they are actually quite manageable. And seeing as how you told me at 11 am today that you were leaving work, I think that you could probably spare just one extra hour in your hectic days to get it done!
As for the actual content of your blog, well I think Dave should be geting a bit worried,as you came very close to rivalling him in the mundane stakes (and I'm not saying that that is a bad thing at all btw), which up until now, he has pretty much had exclusive ownership of. It is very nice to hear from you though, irrespective of what you are writing about. I hope that new neighbour you met is nicer than some of your previous ones have been, and that you get your extra wardrobe rail soon.
I am indeed 'fine and dandy' (especially after my morning's excitment), thanks for asking. I don't have an interesting life I'm afraid, but I will still tell you something about it, just to give Aled something extra to read, even if you never read it. So, here goes: I got my first car on Monday, but have yet to drive it (an utterly fascinating fact that isn't it?)
I will look forward enormously to your next blog, and please don't make us wait too long for it this time! If my suggested cleaning regime is taken up, then maybe you won't be able to stop yourself from blogging soon, although somehow I doubt that very much. I think Aled is the only 'true blogger' on the team, so maybe it's best to keep him happy and not try to outshine him. One final time Chris, thank you so much for this morning. As you confirmed to me when I asked you, you truly are 'The Saviour'! xxx
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great blog
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ahahahah funny as!
NOT!
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Great blog mr moyles im exactly the same when it comes to clearing a desk or sitting down do do something i listen to your show every day (well apart from sat and sun of course) it gets better all the time keep up the good work mr and as you say 8 million listners cant be wrong
btw i missed the chance and saying hello to you this morning on aleds site (damm)
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what type of man do you go for lizzy
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Great Blog.
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Im still waiting for my extra rail for my wardrobe aswell? Weird!!!!
Hello Aled!
Tim
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hey lizzy here am so bored got nowt to do at work am just answering phones, taking messages. talked to the work lads for a bit but am getting really bored now like hehehehehehehe!!!!! and i need a man!!!!!
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here in wakefield,we have started a tearaway republic at my friends house.i have being elected president while the owner of the house is the emperor.i therefore have the capacity to declare a public holiday on carries birthday where the radio 1 breakfast show are allowed to broadcast from my mates on the said day.eveything will be taken care off apart from the crisps situation as we havent elected a minister for snacks yet.
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A spider just fell in my tea
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