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il blike sppagetty i hite it with chees on but my hom,e made bolnes is exselnt i could eat it every day un cloding bed time it is realy good for those how havent tried it you hVE TO YOU WILL JUST DIE OF THE TASE OF TIY IT BEAUTIFUL
BY FAYE MAISIE MCLEAN
AGE 13

I've more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life's been really bland today. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. That's how it is.

My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn't bother me. I haven't been up to anything recently. I've pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.

Hi Dave

I got an 1/2 price copy of Chris's book (in the sales) would have paid full price before Christmas if lines were single space instead of double spaced. (he could have squeezed his momoirs into a pocket book - tight git).

Anyway I have started to read the book in bed at night (reading a book usually helps me fall to sleep), now though my husband is getting annoyed now as I keep giggling and waking him up, and I can't sleep for laughing.. Chris's book is a great read, and please tell him I would gladly pay full price for it. (maybe on second thoughts I should go and buy some sleeping pills now).

Missed you guys over Christmas!

JT

retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life's been completely dull , not that it matters. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.

Hi Dave,
Hope all is ok in the radio 1 room.
i'm actually coming on here to do and average woman thing...moan. Now, I searched through google Chris Moyles p*ss takes as i wanted to find all the songs that he takes the mickey out of (class may i add at this moment). However, once typing that into Google I find this page (class may i add at this moment).However, below the link for this page you will see..."get a life ppl and get out of Cornwall". I've tried to find the person who wrote this but finding it impossible. Now Chris, 1st of all I hope it wasnt you. 2nd of all the person who did write that, the exhaust sucking pleb who would much rather spend their time looking at the scenic view of the multi-storey buildings hazed with smog than coming to Cornwall are more than welcome to leave their passport at Plymouth bridge and not return. Ok Dave, now I have got that off of my chest I wish you all a good day. Love to all. (Except the one who wrote that, who now has the piskie curse. Anneka. St Austell, Cornwall. (So There)

Hello,
Yonks ago, I'm sure it was on your show, I heard 'Bricktop reads Jackanory' I think it was part of a series, but hed did a great rendition of The 3 Little Pigs.
Is there anywhere or anyway I can hear this collection?
Sal

hey dave!! lovd the blog seriously random there kep up the gd gd wrk!!

Hey blogster Dave, that was amazingly good, i could never do better...NOT! to be honist i thought there was more to your life than deciding what to have to tea tonight, but i guess i was wrong. You seem like a really nice, funny ,an but your life away from the fame is supprisingly dull!

Hey dave, the blogs amazingly good i could never do better....NOT! to be honist i thought there would be more to your life then deciding what to have for tea tonight. You seem like a nice and funny man but your life is supprisingly dull.

OMG!!! Dat has to be the most amazin blog entry ever lol only kidding come on dave MORE PASSION SON !!!

Aw, I think it's rather sweet. I see that you feel the need to inform us aboutjust about everything during the day, but still...aw.
Very cool.

well well well dave, u seem to have mastered turnin the computer on, well done!!!! have u turned it off??? (also i thought aled was the guy that sung walkin in the air) lol

keep bloggin!!!
your bloggin mate
adam

ahaha when chris read this out it made me laugh lots, its dull but in a funny way. woohoo. :] xx

i would rather putr my hair on fire and put it out with a spade that read thisw!!!

this is a brilliant blog. Don't listen to anyone when they say it's boring. If it weren't for true historians like yourself documenting the minute detail of their day, then where would we be when it comes to researching a true history of social life in the British Isles. people might think it was all channel swims and Madonna concerts. We need people like you. Life is not always exciting - it's mundane and boring ;)

there are a lot of brown nosed entries here!

mehhhh

blogging good fun!

yay dave

oh your such a comedian Dave!! lol love ya!! x-x-x

bless you dave. full of information. listening to the mockery of that on the podcast. we still love you even though the blog was slightyly dull! x

Thanks for curing my insomnia Dave.

Nice one Dave...He is almost as Dull as The ghost of Dave haha. Churs. mil

Well Dave you TICK MY BOX

XXX

Hey Dave, I'd love to help make your days (and nights) more interesting!!! Wink wink!!!!!!!!!

Dave

can i ask something, how much spare time do you have in which to write that blog????

Ahh, Dave, dubbed 'Comedy Dave' for an obvious reason. Aleds bloggage was b o r i n g, this is basically not.

Hi Dave, wow you blog was truly gripping. I am really bored today so decided to write my own blog in a comedy Dave stylee.

Hello Internet Buddies and Radio DJs!
I woke up this morning at approximately 5:29 I sat up in my bed which is ajacant to my blue wall opposite a south facing window, and as I looked through the double glazing I noticed that it had been raining quite heavily, I was quite suprised as yesterdays weather forecast had not mentioned that there would be rain. I lay down for about 15 to 20 minutes and listened to my podmachine which was also quite exciting! I got up and had a shower washing my hair with shampoo twice and then leaving in the conditiner. The rest of my day was filled with other equally thrilling activities such as defrosting the freezer and walking to my local supermarket to buy 2 pints of semi skimmed milk.
I will be sure to wrrite again soon blog bad boys
Grace xxx

well wat iz there to say. its worse that wat my gran would write but congratulations for turning the computer on!!!...well done dave
ohh ye someone please give him his own site so he can get more practice because this is obviously an alian concept to him!!!

How can we make it better for us Yanks who listen. You're asleep by the time I hear you. Let ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ 1 go live in US on Sirius satelite so we can play too. What is the text number from USA ?

Haha! nice one Dave, love your blog, can't wait for the next installment! Quite honestly I am suprised you managed to turn the computer on...

scoobily woobily woo

Tell us if you managed the Spag Bol.. sounded yummy!
Chris: this thing with you and Vaungy.. tres funny!!!! Keep it up. I would love to slap that smug smile off his hairy face, (thats Vaungy face not yours) HEHE!
Great show.. love ya
judes

Dave, I know exactly what your going through. I'm in a similar situation, how can I judge whether im going to need a long or short sleeved shirt for the day, at 6am, its madness. Dom needs to start letting us know these kind of facts during his weather reports.

Kindest Regards
Joe Owen

great blog i liked i also love he podcast!!!!!!!!!

what losers write comments on blogs im a hipocrit

God know's why they call you comedy dave cause your so not funny.

i think your very brave doing a blog on to witch very annoing people can put comments. this shows your strong self confidience

I liked it.

not one off the most interesting things i have read... but it sounded a lot better on the podcast when chris read it out! and i loved his impression of what rachels blog would sound like. keep it up!

Sorry no time to come up with a good comment for your blog.....Too busy picking fluff from my toenails!!!

Steve M

O.
My.
Dog.

One word, man: "invent". Trust me. It'll work out so much better int future. So much more fun fert them as stumble across and read it (or just hear it read out ont Podcast, as I did this morning).
That said, you're a star, mate. :)

SD

Yeah great....urmmmmmm very informative piece of writing there dave. Hope you have an brilliant time in italy, and i think the show is brill too.
Chris your Hot!!!!!!
Charley x

I agree with post number 2.

Bring back King of Tickets!!!

omg......did we really want 2 know about ur life story?

Bring back King Of Tickets.

uh...nice?.

well what can i see
wonders will never cease
regards

Very interesting let us know if you had spaggetti bolagnaise or not

I have read shakepeare and fell asleep but this nearly put me in a comma wake up dave and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with blog Dave, may not have been funny but still quite informative.

Been listening to Chris Moyles since 1997 (when he was still on Capital FM)& he seems to get better and better with a great team.

Good luck with the run Dave!

hi dave i think your well cool.
you got same thinkin as me lol
wish i spent the day in studio wit u guys we wud all rock. wooooooooo

this is sad! get a life ppl and get out of cornwall (not the radio 1 crew i meant the northern monkeys!

Dullest blog EVER!!

Sorry to hear your having trouble working out what the weathers doing at 5.00am. Have you ever considered watching the weather forcast.

Regards

Micheal Fish

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............

Sorry very exciting blod Dave!!!

Dave...

I have to admit...

I lOVE YOU xxx :)

I like it

... and i like you

xxx

hey nice

Dave, you really are a commedy genius. All these people having a go saying you are boring just don't get it do they? You make me laugh every morning with your witty comments and quick come backs. I suppose being an Evertonian it helps to have a sense of humour! Can you ask the mystic horse if Liverpool are going to win the premiership this season? thanks.

Dave Dave Dave....

what the hell is this......

well ill tell you...... its one of the funniest things i have read.... now i have read ALOT of blogs and this just takes the biscuit.... woot... i love to hear about peoples different lives and you've filled me in.....

lots of love

xxx

dave you have to be the thickest person on the planet after the lottery thing should be comedy chris and numpty dave

rumour has it you're partial to a big meaty savaloy

is this true?

oh and what colour are the curtains in your bathroom?

hmm hello comedy dave thought i put up a reply do you know i'm at work and a cusumer was rude to me on the phone. what no, well your not a very good wizard then are you?

hey dave, nice work really, whats your recipe for the perfect spaghetti bolognese?

pete torquay

Im jamie Lawson From mid-wales, newtown.. and dave i soo wanna kiss you and make sweet love to you

Rock-a-loolah.

wow you are so boring!!

Fab Dab Blog,

A little Blogster of my own, started my new Job At an Opera House, Where I was out for my delightful lunch. when I passed My NEW CHEIF EXCUTIVE. as he walked near to me he raised his hand up to say hello as I walked towards him where I also to rised my arm and High fived him in the middle of the street. I made an impression on that day!!!

Keep Up the Blogster Fun!!

Brilliant, I don't know whats funnier - the replies or the original 'blog' posting.
You've got people putting the wrong fuel in their car, someone taking their radio into the shower and a fierce debate about trousers!
Its nail bitingly controversial stuff.

really dave I cant belive what sort of blogs u have got telling us what u are gonna have for tea and the stupid lottery thing that went on for almost an hour how stupid can a man get??? xxx

really dave I cant belive what sort of blogs u have got telling us what u are gonna have for tea and the stupid lottery thing that went on for almost an hour how stupid can a man get??? xxx

have to be honest i got bored after the first paragraph and didnt bother to read the rest. Sorry Dave liven it up a bit.

come on dave, need to do a little better than that, still it was only ure first 1,

still, gotta say i love the show,
well done for the extra listeners

heya!!!
Well dave ! how random can you get but i love it. I think you should write a book and lots and lots of people would read it and find it amusing. ( well if nobody else does i will ! )

bubi
xxxx
xxx
xx
x

Hi Dave,

nice to see your doing North run, am doing London next year..never done one before just started training ( any sponsorship greatly received as am running for Barnados as part of company team Océ UK ) great show, keep annoying Rachel as she comes from the Queens Toilet ( Kidderminster....see bottom tour video and you will know what I mean )Come from Bromsgrove which just down road from there. Have fun with the nutter female at weekend !

Dave

To be honest your day I more interesting than my last few days at work!

grrrrrrrr, im a dinosaur, :D, anyway

HAV A GR8 TIME IN NEWQYUAY *gnarley*

dude

peace out lvya frm me :P
xxxxxxx

nice blog m8..chris is just jealous his life isnt as crap as yours..dont worry bout it your life will get better sooner or later....SHERWAINE

Well today I woke up at 7.30ish, was gonna stay in bed but my son, Ellis said I should get up, so I did.

Went downstairs and put the kettle on and the radio, obviously Radio1, let my rabbit, Molly, out in the garden, made me and Ellis a coffee (only 9 and he likes coffee!!!)

then went upstairs to start my shower, got a radio that is shower proof!! so can still listen to Chris and co, was gonna enter the comp to go to somewhere south but entry form was toooooooo long and Chris may think i was stalking him!! anyway shower really doing my head in, have to turn it up to hot then down to warm just to get it to right temp, whats that all about??

got ready for work etc!!! and now sat at my desk eating hot bacon and cheese baguette, is DUBS!! oh shit just realised i got 2cr on radio at work and not radio1, oh well!!

anyway have good weekend down south, Bournemouth much better so aint jealous!!!

Jess xx

Hey Dave!
Loved the blog, nice to hear that ur doing the Great North Run. Love the show and think you're classic!!!

Keep doing what u do best!!!
Love Laura x x x x

Excellent blog Dave very imformative,
I wish you many happy tedious links
Can we get a 'good morning Andy Johnson' after his first Everton goal, lets give the lad a real incentive!

From Hamish
Toffee Man in Canberra Australia
PS. That new celebrity tarzan is rubbish!

Dave,
my mum had put desiel in my dads petrol car and she was really p****d couldnt make her laugh for nohting, but she heard moyles take the p**s out of you blog and she could not stop laughing. she said you would of thought people have better things to do with their day then wright crap about nothing and read it on the radio.
so thamks for bringing laughter back in her life x

well well well, heard your blog on the radio (and the mockery that went with it) and thought id better comment in defence of it. but 445 comments later this one may be rather insignificant!!

i thought it was very informative dave, keep up the good work :p x

Dave, Could you please Punch Aled really hard on the nose for me whilst on air? Your noisy stomach rocks, and could you please ask Chris talk less plop, cos he talks all manner of crap all the time, its really annoying . . . . the empty can rattles the most!!!

Dave,

Couldn't resist but comment on what was seriously, the funniest, most random understanding of the national lottery of allllll time!!!

I was drinking fanta orange at the time and laughed so hard, it came out my nose - I do think you should be aware that such stupidity (albeit hilarious) can have dangerous consequences - I could have been badly injured...and what a waste of fanta!!

This is one of those rare occasions where something just SO SO lame is classic. You can realy feel the imotion in this, more the lack off any.
TOP CLASS KEEP IT GOING!!!!

Now do, Been listening to the chris moyles show non-stop for the past 6 or so years (Anyone remember melinda messenger?!)

Anyhow, sod porky chris.. The legend that is Comedy Dave - the Saviour of Radio 1! Always been my fav on the show - the best thing on R1 ever since mark and lard's slim and shadey from years back.

Top blog dave, more like this please- Its different from the usual emo-nonsense/false drivel that people usually post in blogs (aled? :P)

.Ninj

Now do, Been listening to the chris moyles show non-stop for the past 6 or so years (Anyone remember melinda messenger?!)

Anyhow, sod porky chris.. The legend that is Comedy Dave - the Saviour of Radio 1! Always been my fav on the show - the best thing on R1 ever since mark and lard's slim and shadey from years back.

Top blog dave, more like this please- Its different from the usual emo-nonsense/false drivel that people usually post in blogs (aled? :P)

.Ninj

Over 440 comments so far Dave!

Not surprising since Chris shamelessly took the mickey out of your excellent and informative blog.

well done on this blog

oh its dave's i'v replied to
was going to reply to aleds blog
but somehow ended up here

whilst here must ask dave why all the drivel

hi dave you are quite boring you plonker but i9 feel sorry for you cause chris always picks on you hey every one from methwold

ok, well i am 15 years old and how old are you?well lets just say there is at least a 20 year age gap between us and even i can write a better blog than yours!come on dave, get it sorted!your life must be a bit more exciting than this!and if it isn't then i feel very sorry for you!!!
but at least it is longer than chris moyles blog!and i can't believe im writing this but far more interesting!

ok, well i am 15 years old and how old are you?well lets just say there is at least a 20 year age gap between us and even i can write a better blog than yours!come on dave, get it sorted!your life must be a bit more exciting than this!and if it isn't then i feel very sorry for you!!!

Hi comedy dave
don't know what to say

Hi Dave,
I really only read this after hearing Chris slating it on air. He made you sound really boring and geeky, but I did notice that the only blog he's posted is about two lines, so who's he to talk.

I'm a little worried about you since you seem to be doing all your own laundry and cooking right now. Is the missus away from home right now, or what? Mind you, at least you know the difference between a dark load and a light one. Last time I was ill I had to get my five year old to do it for me as my man doesn't know one end of the machine from the other.

Keep on blogging mate. Yours aint as bad as Moyles's.

just to see if this works, nothing like this ever does ????

I also only started training for the Great North Run at the weekend.

I only managed three miles and practically fainted...still, am sure within eight weeks my currenly wobbly pins will turn to legs of steel and the thirteen mile slog will be a cynch (???)

dave your blog is genious. and that fact u didnt kno anything about the lottery just shows why u r COMEDY dave.

nice one

DAVE WHILE WASTING TAX PAYERS DOSH SURFING THE NET WHILE WORKING HERE ATA TOP SECRET MOD BUIKDING I CAME ACROSS YOUR BLOG

I HAVE TO SAY I AM ALSO TROUBLED BY THE CHANGING WEATHER WITHIN THE UK CURRENTLY AND I HAVE SIMILAR ISSUES RELATING TO THE WEARING OF TROUSERS OR SHORTS DUE TO THE HEAT.

I HAVE THEREFORE ASKED ONE OF OUR TOP BOFFINS TO PUT DOWN HIS RESEARCH INTO MONKEYS THAT WENT INTO SPACE BUT CAME BACK SUPER INTELEGENT AND START WORK ON A GLOBAL WEATHER MACHINE, NOW IF SUCCESSFULL DAVE YOUR PROBLEM COULD BE MADE OBSOLETE BY THE YEAR 2012 JUST IN TIME FOR THE OLYPICS AND THE OPENING OF THE NEW WEMBLEY STADIUM

WHO EVER SAID THE GOVERMENT AND ITS LEGIONS OF CIVIL SERVANTS WERENT LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE

CHIN CHIN

get a life.

Bluggin bell bloggin bunny x

WHEN IS THE NEXT BLOG COMING. THIS IS BORING NOW.

Hi,
I have to say it wasn't the best read of my life, and all I read is the 'Sun', which is a difficult one to beat.
However, this read might be of great use!
Students take Pro Plus tablets and even amphetamine, in order to get their term papers finished on time, without falling asleep right!
Well imagine all those students that might take just a little too much, and after finishing their paper find it impossible to get their head down, for a few hours kip before class.
Well, problem cured!
Pop onto the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Radio 1 website and read Aled's Blog.
Genius!

dave ur amazing!! xx

amazing!!!

Dave, maybe you could wear trousers over some shorts.. If it gets warm, whip your trousers off and hey-prseto, you'll be cooler. Or you could cut the bottom off your jeans to make some quality 80s shorts.
Dat is wikkid and tings etc etc.
Nice.

Reading that made me slightly drowsy, it's almost as if you didn't really want to share you crazy celebrity lifestyle with us...no doubt you're aware of the dangers of giving away too much personal info and then being hounded day and night by those paparazzi boys i've been watching on telly recently - how much would a photo of you shopping go for d'ya reckon?

Good effort for a blogger newb :) you've got to start small and keep things simple. I like your style - reminiscent of a 5yr olds' holiday report "and then i got up, and then i got dressed.. etc etc" gripping stuff ;) It's a pity you can't use grown up words on your blog - always good for a larf, but i'm sure the bbc wouldn't approve.

Wish you all the best in your Great North Run training - have you got anyone to run with? Might be easier if you've got somebody to motivate you along the way, are you good friends with an supermodels?

Chocabloc, checking out
xx

Just to set the record straight, I LOVED DAVE'S BLOG - whoever said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit was wrong!!!!

Love you Dave, will you marry me? Please?

Dave ur blog is the stupidest thing i've ever read. pull urself together.

Woah hang on guys....

Maybe this is just an extremely high and clever form of satire with a bit of sarcasm and wit thrown in too?

Ok maybe not.

Dave, you are this weeks honorary Bandwidth Bandit - for wasting the most amount of Six Apart Ltd's bandwidth. ;o)

i found that quite funny. i'd quite like to write one. i notice interesting things. reckon i could make you laugh.

what a waste of blogging time this is !

hope to see you round the great north run, make sure you get lots of training in.

dave i thought u had more in the bag than that come on son get a grip u my friend r on ur arse

Heeeeeyyyyyyy Daveo!!
Luvin yo blog!! i fink imust b one of the youngest ppl that have left a message so far...but keep up the good bloginess thingy that your doin!!
i havnt seen this many messages in one bloggy thing in my WHOLR LIFE!!!!
it AMAZING!!! WoOoOoOoOoOO!!!
gO CHRIS .gO DAVE GO TEAM!! YOUS ARE AMAZING LOL!! LYL!!!!!!!!
Krrp it up!!
please dont forget to look @ the e-mails Dave and team Because i left you one and i hope yous will read it out!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!! i even converted my WHLOLE ENTRIE FAMILY from radio2 to RADIO1!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for reading this!! much Apprecieted!!! love yous loads!!
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DAVE YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND MATE U KICK ASS, DOMS GOT A REAL WEIRD LAUGH AND HE LOOKS LIKE AN EGG WITH A FACE - ROCK ON GUYS! BOOYAH!

Dave you are a total legend.

I get up at a reasonable hour so I should be able to judge the weather and know what's suitable to wear. However, the air-con in work is cranked up so high it's like the arctic. You need 2 sets of clothes every day - shorts and T-shirt for outside and thermal underwear for inside.

Won't someone help me?!

Dave your blog is good just ignore all the comments made by Moyles keep up the good work

BLOG OFF

nice work with the lottery yesterday Dave. Tell Moylesy you are in fact correct the new dream number draw has the possiblity to draw seven 3's in a row,however, this is still highly unprobable. blog-tastic

Hey,

Nice blog, Keep it up

This is the stuff blogs are supposed to be about, what's the problem?

Jesus man, I'm on the edge of my seat, keep it comin.

Well Dave,

that is bloggy awfull blog, you need to blog it up a bit more less of the blogging stuff.
Good luck for Everton this term. at 66/1 James Beattie is astel for golden boot.
Blog Blog for now.

Ryan, Blog town, County Blogshire

Hey, blogster Dave,

While the minutae of your daily antics may be interesting in the great U of K, in the wonderous land that is N of Z, from whence I verily hail, it is a bit dull.

Cheer up though.

Jon

I think this is actually quite sweet :), this is uite amusing coming from a 14 year old girl calling a grown man 'sweet' but this blog has such an innocent childish air! I think it was very nice to wish all to be safe and have a nice couple of days. Makes a change from all the emo myspace blogs.

So inane I wanna eat the inside of my testicles.

I laughed so much I wet myself. In doing so I had to change my trousers. Spooky eh.

Am I the 400th commentee? Very interesting blog Dave, and the lottery conversation this morning was hilarious!!

u can wait for a lifetime to spend ur days in the sunsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine!!!!!!!!!!! but when it comes on top, uve gotta make blogs happen!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you Dave! twas listening on my walkman radio phone thingy this morning whilst walking my dog and I laughed out loud lots. Thanks for entertaining me on a regular basis!

Come on, im sure we cn get this up to 400 comments. perhaps the next blog should be a lottery explination?

Dave....that blog was fantastic...you just put your thoughts at the time, isnt that what all this is about.

Love you all on the show, keep up the good work.

;-0

Absolutely loved your blog dave....best one so far! Keep up the good work!

Ta Dave I'll be having spag bol for my dinner.

DAVE, SUDDENLY MY LIFE HAS SOME MEANING!; ,cLEANING dRAINS SEEMS TO HAVE SO MUCH MORE SIGNIFICANCE NOW SINCE HEARING YOUR EMPTY PLAINTIFF EXISTANCE WEBLOG. yOUR LOTTERY EMBARESSMENT HAS MADE ME FEEL EVEN BETTER, PROVING THAT YOU ARE SINGLE~HANDEDLY TRYING TO RE-DIFINE THE WORD 'SIMPLETON'!, YOU ARE AN ICON FOR ALL IDIOTS NATIONWIDE. tODAYS BRAINLESSNESS WAS ONLY SURPASSED BY YOU TRYING TO WORK OUT 'HUMAN YEARS AS OPPOSED TO DOG YEARS'.... A CLASSIC! hAVING SAID THAT, i REALLY DO THINK YOU NEED AN AWARD FOR TAKING sIMON mAYO OFF THE AIR!!! fAIR pLAY TO YOU mR mCvITIE!! rEGARDS tHE Purple hEADED cUSTARD cHUCKER!!

DAVE..... YOUR A LEGEND, WILL YOU MARRY ME????

Dave, that blog was rubbish.

The biggest load of blog since my ex told me she loved me!
Keep the work up on the show, it is the only thing that gets me to work.
Cheers

(further to my previous note)

Now that's just spooky - I 'subconsciously' bought a ready made spaghetti b'log (see what I did?!) for dinner..

KT

Why is everyone banging on about 'Dave The Down to Earth Champion of the Universe?!'
Everyone would of expected him to be funny.. But would knock knock gags come across on blog?! He has just written what came naturally (or so to speak!)
I think he knew Chris (aka big funny man) would do exactly what he did this morning.. so big ups to the new blogster!!

KT, Portsmouth

PS, any jobs going on the show?!

dave do a tedious link with ac/dc at the end pleeeease,

dave

Well done Dave almost as good as your National Lottery ideas!!!

fair play dave u make me laugh so much as do all the team keep it up the laughter that is lol

Dave, that Tedious Blog was.......Rubbish!! I don't think your really taking it seriously are you? Now, just look at Aled he's got enthusiasm, his own website and photos to top it all off! (To be honest.....I haven't even read it cos yours put me off) Just kidding mate...love the fact that your such a down-to-earth guy : )

So what if your Blog isnt as Dynamic as a certain welsh mans......( aled ) Its just one of the reasons that you and the moyles are so good at what you do, the down to earth approach, keep up the good work, just to let you know i will be putting all 3's on the dream number this weekend.

Out the Aled, give carrie & dom his money....

heeey Comedy Dave!!!

and you are that....Comedy!!
mate that Blog was just a normal blog...just shows what a down to earth guy you are...and you know the only reason Chris Moyles is soo populer is cus peeps tune in to hear your stupidness!! ( i.e lottery )

love ya loads ( even if ya are a scummy everton fan )

i realy injoyed the comedy dave show today keep up the good work

Very informative blog Dave. Keep up the good work :]

Dave your blog was very funny, cant say i have the same problem cause my trousers get dirty anyway cause im a farmer. basilcally want to say you are a legend and everyone who listens to radio 1 would agree

Cheers Dave hope to hear more about your dielmmas.

Keep Blogging and maybe one day they might change the rules of the lottery so you can have a chance of winning

Dave your blog was very funny, cant say i have the same problem cause my trousers get dirty anyway cause im a farmer. basilcally want to say you are a legend and everyone who listens to radio 1 would agree

Cheers Dave hope to hear more about your dielmmas.

Keep Blogging and maybe one day they might change the rules of the lottery so you can have a chance of winning

Dave your blog was very funny, cant say i have the same problem cause my trousers get dirty anyway cause im a farmer. basilcally want to say you are a legend and everyone who listens to radio 1 would agree

Cheers Dave hope to hear more about your dielmmas.

Keep Blogging and maybe one day they might change the rules of the lottery so you can have a chance of winning

BRILLIANT blog dave its amazin and im glad i read it.it made my day.Its much beta than aleds and im glad u told us about ur trouser dilemma.hope u do another blog soo BLOGSTER!

Hi Dave,
My Mum and I were listening to you this morning back from our holiday from Cornwall.
Are you sure you know what the lottery actually 'IS'?
Anyways, your all hillarious!!
Keep up the good work!
Love,
Alex
P.S. Make sure your lottery ticket doesn't read 3 3 3 3 3 3.... :)

Hi Dave,
My Mum and I were listening to you this morning back from our holiday from Cornwall.
Are you sure you know what the lottery actually 'IS'?
Anyways, your all hillarious!!
Keep up the good work!
Love,
Alex
P.S. Make sure your lottery ticket doesn't read 3 3 3 3 3 3.... :)

Good crack at blogging Dave. I'm sure you'll work in some more exciting bits, or learn to make them up and quiet the masses.

Hi Dave
Got to admit that I didn't hear about the blogs until Chris read it out this morning, but as you said its nice to know that all you 'showbiz types' get up to the same stuff as us!!!
Lots of Love
xxxxx

Woof Bark Donkey

hmmmmmmmmm dave.... i think you are making that blog sound boring on purpose, i reckon you are just covering the fact you were on a trip to the new stringfellows without ya missus finding out (wink, wink, dave)

Woof Bark Donkey.

Just to let you know. i enjoyed a superb sausage supper tonight. Hope you also enjoyed your din dins. bye for now!

Dave.. This blog deserves a better owner.. Shame on you!

Dave, I think you need to decide if your wearing them legs in for a friend??
Or for just a bet, showing them off!!!

Rachel, please please write something good and sexy!

Dave

I think it's great for a thicko like me to have someone to relate to....Keep up the good work and keep smiling................

Dave,

No offence mate, but what we really want to hear about is what goes on with Moylesey and the rest of the guys in the studio and "on tour". Why don't you do a Radio 1 unplugged blog?

Please hurry back, I can barely contain my excitement to find out how your coloured wash went.

I am aquiver with anticipation.

great blog dave maybe next time you will have better events to write about i listned to the show today lottery easy subject to get confused upon don't blame you

please take a look at post 294 'NORRIS' giving you abuse about not having a life. bloggin is just for sad nerds who have nothin else to do mate. roll on the footy

james (nipple) kenny, enniskillen northern ireland

i was on the edge of my seat, NOT
ha ha

HAVE A GOOD 1 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME BYE 4 NOW

bless your little cotton socks xx

rather boring but interesting too! i heard them taking the piss this morning but its not bad! keep up the randomness!

from Judith (16, northern ireland!)

with your busy life lol maybe you could spend it learning about the lottery!! love the blog

wow i wonder what would of happened if chris moyles hadn't of read your blog aloud....do you think anyone else would have commented apart from the first four? write more....i like the randomness of it

I love your random comments Dave.

Well, obviously comment no. 47 "Liz" isn't finding you that funny at all Dave, or Chris for that matter!! There is a knob (am I an eighties child or what) on the radio clearly marked on/off and if you aren't tickled my Dave's attempt at dolling up his life for our benefit - off is the option your looking for!!

Great job Dave - keep it up!

Dave i heard them picking on u about ur blog this morning! i think its genious hunnie!!! keep up the good work! xxxx

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Damn it, I fell asleep on my keyboard. Nice one Dave! You may not be good with numbers but clearly the English language is something you have mastered. Wish the team a wicked time in Newquay - you're missing out!

You're a funny man so keep up the good work - entertain me!

I love you Dave. PLease will you marry me (not in I weird way... I simply love your err...simplicity) You are an immensley stupid comic genius, which cannot be a bad thing. Don't stop grooving ( : x

I would like to make you a longman special for that Dave. Tell Chris to keep his nose out mate. He was round at mine the other week and he got me to make him 12 sarnies in a 4 hour period. Full bag 'o mashings, the works I tell ya. It was like watching Bella Emberg in action.

See you soon.

The Longman

Heard this on the show this mornin in work and thought u should have became an english lit teacher dave, becuase your english is unique unlike mine as i am from belfast lol.

I love you, i havent had the balls to say it to your face, but i do!
xxxxx

Hi Dave,

I'm Daniella from Essex! Fantastic blog. What an incredibly mundane but highly amusing insight in to the world of a comedy genius!!

Chow for now! Love to Chris!
Daniella x

I too am thinking of having spaghetti for tea. How strange?

hi dave,

I do agree with you and your trouser dilemma... maybe you could suggest to your fellow collegues that you all wear a uniform of some type, thus taking the choice element of your dilemma away!!(it works for schools, hospitals even prisons, why not radio one?)

And the blog content is all good, drivel at its best!

Bye louise x

hi dave,im becky that was a good blog.thanks for telling us the gossips of your couple of days.what takeaway did you eat you didnt tell us.cant wait to read the next blog bye!!!

dave .........liven up your next blog lol and your comments on the lottery were unreal lol amazing!!

Dave,

I think 95% of the people who have commented saying your blog is rubbish have the same grammatical skills as a typing chimp, looking at their replies; at least there were no spelling mistakes in yours!

Today is a great day for chicken salad. Tomorrow is a great day for bolognaise

ps How many chicks comment on your blog? Maybe I should start one up.....

Dave do you like to do your dark load when your all alone and no one is watching?

Maria, I'm assuming you're one of our Southern friends? Yes indeed, tea is water and a teabag, but oop north, it is also your evening meal, aka dinner. So we have breakfast, dinner, tea and then usually a takeaway, as we don't have supper in these heady climates!

Hope this helps!!

Your blog is very... interesting to say the least. i've always wondered just what exactly you put into a blog but now i've read yours i definately dont see the need to write one :-) oh and by the way, i'm still at secondary school and even i know how the lottery works!

I feel sorry for you Dave, whats the point on telling people what you have for tea? just in case you really are that interested I have chilli for tea, i know it isnt that exciting for the rest of us, but you might just love it...

Dave, loved the blog - keep up the good work, your life sounds about as interesting as mine!

Rubbish!

DAVE DARLING ALL OF A SUDDEN MY LIFE SEEMS EXCITING! MORE MORE MORE! WITH ALL MY HEART I HOPE YOU NEVER FIND YOURSELF WITH OUT CHRIS, THE TEAM AND RADIO 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave... Quality stuff!! Loved the whole lottery thing this morning.

3 3 3 3 3 3 !!!!

See, i just don't get the whole 'I had such and such for my tea'. Tea is tea. You make it with some water and a bag and you drink it. You had some chicken an salad for your breakfast (not recommended), your lunch, your dinner, your supper (not a good idea either) or for just the pure madness of it (tho its not really all that mad is it) but not for your tea... Know whata mean?!

hey dave!was tuned in this mornin as usual and thought i would come have a look as im stuck in work at the mo!!but yea could you maby help me here ont he show this mornin there was a bit about wining tickets to go see muse the racuntures and snow patrol for t on the fringe is that all one show??and what date is it!(i know this is random but i would be very happy if you could get back to me)
thanks
~claire~
www.mysapce.com/clairespage go add me people thanks!

Genius.

Good luck in the Great North Run, I gave up on a half marathon earlier this year with a shin injury :-(.

dave you are amazingly funny at being boring. thought you guys lived the rock an roll lifestyle! you have shattered my fantasies!!!!luv you still

I don't like it.

God love you

Hi Dave

Not too bad for a first attempt. I'm a webmaster & blog writer if you'd like some tips and to pull out some interesting content.

Keep up the mediocre blogging!

Dave,

We all know that your bad with match butt how old are you really. My mam knows more of coputers than you do. Keep up the blogs "daily dave".

great work dave, a man of genuine genius

that blog was mild.
i mean, not something you would call charismatic.
however i do like the randomness of your style
and that's that. take it as a compliment.

Hi! I have a couple of ideas which could help solve your trouser problem:
1)Bring an opposite pair of trousers into work with you in case it gets colder/hotter later on. For example, if you go into work wearing jeans because its a bit nippy when you wake up, then bring a pair of shorts with you in case it gets hotter later.
2)Watch the weather forecast the day before.
Hope this helps!

Wow Dave, this is truely amazing.

You seriously don't live the mad and exciting lifestyle that i always thought you did,

Even old Greyhair (will) had some excitment than you :)

Nice Blog Dave, I'm sure that the more you blog the easier it will become for you. You better get your backside in gear for the great north run.

I think Comedy Dave should be done under the trades descriptions act.

always sounding narked off and grumpy Dave would be a better moniker, really.

haha. funny blog. cnt wait till chris' might b even more borin. joke chris. love ur show. its gotta b the best 1 eva. missin the show. collin nd edith r amazin. but not as good as u. xXx

Thanx for the information. I wish i had these dilemmas. My missus does everything... My main worries now are which pub or perhaps i should try a different beer! its miserable! Great show today.. actually did a spit out coffee laugh!

awh come on that blog was great!! it was funny n just that bit randomwhich is great!! keep 'em coming dave!! if u think u can do better chris then go for it!! love ur show its classic comedy!!

Is this an extended quote from Moyles new book?

Andy Jackson.. if this or any blog has ruined your week, you're the one that needs a bleedin life!!!!

For someone who doesn't really understand/like computers, this is a great first try at a blog. :D

Don't worry Dave, it will get better.

Oh and Jeans.. always pretty much a safe bet, might be handy to wear shorts under them in the event of a heatwave so you're prepared to remove said jeans.

GOD IF PEOPLE DONT LIKE CHRIS AND DAVE AND THE REST OF THE TEAM JUST DONT LISTEN TO THE SHOW!!! ITS SO SIMPLE! Go and listen to local radio where the crack is as rubbish as them! Theyre total legends and dont read their blog if you dont get the humour! Rock on Moyles, Dave and the rest of the team!

DAVE I JUST LOVE YOUR CRACK! ITS SO BORING YET REALLY DOWN TO EARTH AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME - AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN PULL THAT OFF! A PURE LEGEND!

Dave, you are not nearly as boring as the 'Postage in Proportion' (PIP for short) training I had to suffer this morning. Riveting! Oh the joys of Royal Mail.

PS. The woman who sits next to me at work wears too much perfume and if i sneeze any more my eyes are going to fall out!

Over 300 comments!! Bloody hell! Pity you don't see the point in comments really :P

Dave, this is the worst blog ever written. Shame!

Who said living your life vicariously through a Radio 1 dj was a tedious experience... Erm, perhaps i should get out more....

I totally agree with what Lizzie says. I'm not finding you at all funny at the moment, especially Moyles. Scott Mills on the other hand is a legend and should be the new breakfast show presenter! Why don't you take a permanent holiday Moyles!!

Dave, it sounds like you are living the dream!!

DAVE... ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE DUBBED YOUR BLOG 'BORING', I HAVE JUST BEEN TRAPPED BY A SECURITY DOOR FITTER WHO HAS BEEN EXPLAINING TO ME HOW MAGNETIC DOOR SECURITY WORKS AND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BREAK IN ONCE YOU HAVE PARTICULAR MAGNETS IN PLACE!

SO IF ANYBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE DULL, DON'T LISTEN, AND THINK OF THE GUY WHO JUST BORED ME FOR 10 MINS ABOUT DOORS!!

YOU'RE MY NEW TOP BLOGSTER!!

BLOG ON!!

Hi Dave, classic blog, loving seeing an insight into the way u fink...and so honest 2..very funny, you and all the team on the Chris Moyles show are ace!! well done guys, keep it up! Love and kisses Debs xxx

Oh Dave!

Searching back into the depths of my memory I recall a younger Dave on a concrete tennis court in the Midlands (not that Midlands, but the Hong Kong Midlands) running around with a bizzarly dainty style. Having never experienced anyone capable of sprinting without ever putting their heals down on the ground I do wonder how on earth you will cope with 13 long, long miles. How much more motivation does one need other than realising the full capability of the foot, when applied to the action of running, so that your poor tippy toes do not suffer excessive bruising along the way?

Dave

A soul mate if ever I have read one!

Trousers or Shorts?

Spag Bol or not Spag Bol?

Too Blog or not to Blog?

Your life echos mine so completely, maybe we are seperated at birth.

Do write soon.

your long lost brother;-}

Funny Frank

your blog absolutly suck and is rubbish go and get a new life

The Mighty Mcvitie For Prime Minister

Hi Dave.
Have a thought for the Van-Man here in Nottingham. Sitting behind a windscreen all day in the sweltering heat.

Also, I still think the show should be called "The Mighty Mcvitie Breakfast Show"

Good day all!!

Dave,just a thought,but, why dont you try wearing 3 quarter length trousers???

Dave I think you are wicked, very funny, and extremely cute! x

Hi there folks.

My heart bleeds for you Dave.

Think about van-man here in Nottingham Driving around all day behing the windscreen with the sweltering sun beaming down on me.

I still think that the breakfast show should be yours!

Dave, you are a legend. I love you, but not in a gay way...

Well Dave, it looks like even the best of us have poor days, whats your excuse?

You're all boring, bring back Scott Mills in the mornings!

WHAT?! no kisses!

ps i feel sorry for you :(

Hi Dave,

Why don't you have your own show on radio 1, it would probably rival the breakfast show.

But anyhoos, keep up the good work

And they call u comedy Dave.....

i logged on cos i was bored at work, you entertained me for 3 minuted Dave, cheers

Hi im David Beckham, i cant actually read ur blog because i cant read so ill just say Hi and say i luv u dave. Bye David

Well Dave, you really were scraping the barrell at what to write!!! It's nice to read that you are just a normal person with the same day-to-day dilemmas as the rest of us.. xx

Splendid!

An interesting insight into the secret life of Dave Vitty...
x-x

omg what a fun fun fun life you lead! lol i love u reli xxx

Hi Dave!

It's Rick Moranis here. From Ghostbusters, Honey I shrunk the kids and Little shop of horrors fame...

I'm just on a break of scouring the net for grot, and decided to check in with you.
Hope you are well and all that stuff. I love listening to the show, I also love Marmosets, Countdown and to a lesser extent I love Chris.
I hope you do well in your run, truly, you should really train though, if you'd like I can give you some fitness tips? I like to stay in shape myself, some light squats and so on.

Well Dan Akroyd just showed up and we're going to play some Pro Evo then go for some fish and chips.

Look forward to your next blog good sir.

You stay classy.

Rick xoxo

Thanks so much for this Dave. It made me realise that my life isn't so dull after all!!!!

Dave you sexy beast you,

Love the blog, its just normal and stuff.

Keep on writing!!

X Jade X

Wow! About as good as chris' drummer guess who!

Nice work dave,
There's only one word for this... but I really can't think what it is.
Anyway keep up the good work all of you. Love the show listen to it on most days online from malaysia.

Very rock and roll!! :-)

Nice work dave,
There's only one word for this... but I really can't think what it is.
Anyway keep up the good work all of you. Love the show listen to it on most days online from malaysia.

Come on Dave im bored at work and reading that doesnt help me.

Do better next time yeah!
Lv the show by the way.

Am I the only one who tjinks its funny? Its probably because its so boaring, well dave wat can I say your life is about as exciting as a ....(I'll let you finish it off)
keep up the HARD work,shireenx

reading this almost made me lose the will to live

2 months training for a half marathon - good to see you are taking it seriously...NOT... No, fair play, please blog your training sessions - distances/times etc... would be good to see the progess. Remmeber to eat a smal meal about 2 hours before you run and stay hydrated. For extra motivation, download the track from my url and stick it on yer i pod - will shave literally nanoseconds off your pb. Good luch comedy.

I think a diary on a computer is really very clever!

The only problem with doing a dark load in the evening in this weather is that your jeans won't dry in time and if you use a tumble dryer they feel funny and sometimes shrink a bit which is really rubbish.

I really like your blog Dave, shut up 'author' Chris!

bout as exciting as watching the english play cricket

Hi Dave

Hope Your Well!
Great Choice Of Television Programme!!

Good Luck in your run i had to do exactly the same in June I Was Dreading it but then things turned out to be ok!!

X Emily X

The Life Of The Tedious Dave.......................
Classic!

Dave Dave Dave...... Well there r more than 8 comments nw! i think that altho u r the star of the show ur blog woz SHIT!!!! lov u anyways!

well haha very interesting, i almost read it a second time.

Well, despite ur banter Chris, I love Dave's blog - nice to see that we all live in the real world after all - not all rubbin shoulders with the stars!

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i love your invice so much.
i am enjoy your show online from China.

It's afternoon here. Hope you a good day.

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Well Dave

You think guessing the weather is bad with you. You should try here in the North East of Scotland. Layers are definitely the answer!!!
Thought your blog was quite interesting actually. Enjoy the spag bol!

Dave, just one word: Genius!!!

I look forward to the next one, with great trepidation!

Cheers
Stu

Your blog is making beautiful love to my eyes NOT

hi davee love you xxx

Hi, Dave.
This is the greatest blog i have ever read. It is very intresting, i might even put it on my site, if you give me permission? Thanks, Ian Bogie.

Wow Dave - you've set new standards in the Blogworld....power to the pc-illiterate blogmasters.... :)

Just a hint though : Don't give up the day job!

After reading your blog I have the sudden urge to hammer hot nails into my eyeballs....

Oh Dave...don't let them bully you!! But seriously, you need to have something else to fill up your day...3 hours excitment a day obviously isn't having a good effect!!

Go Dave!! I though it was amusing and i'm a bit down in the dumps and it made me chuckle and cheered me up, you ignore the people that say you're an idiot. Oh and about the Lottery thingy - erm....i thought the same as you :o) xx

LOL Dave!
You cracked me up with your theory of the lottery!
Duh?!!
Remember, the same number can't come out twice.
-XxX-

Ha my three year old niece could do better...well maybe not. get a real blog

Dave, it is refreshing to see that your life is as dull and boring as you always make it seem every m,orning.Neverthesless as you are on a major radio station it might be nice if you tried to sound a bit more cheerful and erm,alive, now and again.

Its that bad I'm almost tempted into watching Everton play for some light relief

"Are You Aled... Are You Aled... Are You Aled In Disguise."

why not buy some combat trousers with zip off bottoms that way if it gets hot you can take them off!!! MEN

Hey only started listening to radio one and you all crack me up amazin!! just to let ya know! xx

What a life you lead Dave

Seems like a pretty good blog to me. At least it's not full of opinions that nobody else on the planet could possibly want to hear.

Dave you are just pure class!! Love all you guys on the show!! its ace!!

I just thought id bump the comments up to 238.

Well i for one quite enjoyed the blog. Simple, but comical. See thats all it needs Dave. I like simple, simple is good.

Sorry but im just hearing Tranny Rach sing Sexy back for the first time...Now THAT is quite disturbing.

HELLO, I THINK THAT THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THIN I'VE EVER READ, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BLOG

It's alright, but let's put it this way - a lot of people know that a blog is a diary!

Here's my blog - After listening to the Chris Moyles show on the way to work I was stupid enough to be sucked into reading Dave's blog. Who did this guy sleep with to get onto my radio. Please Chris if you read this I have only one thing to say to you about Dave, P45.

Not bad for your first effort and thats what it is! What take away did you have as I can never choose between a chinese or an Indian, maybe you can help?

Gary

Dave's blog is teh suxx0rz

Im only commenting because Chris said no one will comment. Dave, you should start a Myspace blog too...its all too much excitement.

Im bringing sexy back...have a good day.

dave, that was crap. wash your jeans

I'm Comment 238 :-)

I don't think it's too bad Dave, your life seems to be about as interesting as the rest of us which is quite refreshing. Nice to know you are only human! X

Alright Dave,

I liked the blog, good stuff.

Anyone who puts something like "Oh my god Dave, you lead a boring life" and actually seriously means it - your an idiot who probably find Christian O'Connell funny........

thanks for telling me that i can now sleep at night :P

Is it sad that whilst reading the blog I heard Daves voice as if he was reading.
Though not suprising to me as Ive always found his voice quite sexy, I may print it off so that I can hear him whenever I want

Thatll annnoy my fella though

Hi Dave

I typed "comedy dave blog" in the search engine and came across Dave Gormans blog, which was more intersting and funnier. Why do they call you Comedy Dave? Why not Tedios Dave. Just kidding.

Thanks for curing my Insomni....zzzzzz

sounds more like an autobiography than a blog!

I think your blog is hilarious in it's dullness, I especially like the comment about putting on a dark wash this evening!

I mentioned this to my "old before his time" work colleague and he advised that this reminded him that a dark wash was also needed at his house and thereafter rang his wife and instructed her to put a wash on.

I am slightly concerned however that on a Radio 1 prime time presenters salary you only appear to have 1 pair of jeans????

the most my mum won off the lotery was a tenner!

=) =P =D =0

Dave

I know the highlight of your day is working with Chris but this blog is really sad if you life is so boring make thing up for comedy value and interest thats what the glossy magazine do when they write about celebs. We all know your lives are as boring as ours we just want to think your having fun 24/7

Just a tip from a concerned lisener!!!

Hilarious! Love the show!

I like it. reminds me of virginia woolf and the whole stream of consciousness thing, recording the multifarious thoughts and feelings of a character without regard to logical argument or narrative sequence. Well done. Yours wankily, Penny

That blog could be:
Adrian Mole - The Tedious Years ....

"He's Back And He's Making Spaghetti ...or Not."

I've been listening on the radio dave and i must say the show is the only highlight in your day...is it not?
You shud totally do something fun
like sky diving
or skinny dipping
yeh tell us about that

Dave,
I do a dark load most days.

Love your blog.

Rob

Who needs Jackanory when you have Dave's blog?

But what we all really want to know is -
did you get your dark load done?

Look out Mr Holmes Dave is going to be the new lottery presenter, his lucky number is 3. What a willy.
Keep up the good work Dave

i cant beleive u thought that about the lottery. muppet hahaha

Dave, what a great insight into your life. Glad to know you celebs are just as down to earth as the rest of us!

Dear Dave, My son Freddie has just had some cereal and banana. We are thinking about toast now. Would you recommend honey or marmite? Cheers Katy

Well you're no Dan Brown and there definitely ain't a code to be cracked, but your blog was ok. I'm sure you did something more interesting like putting oil on Dom's head or waxing Aled's chest hair. I would like to see a blog from the mystic horse so he could predict if your next blog would be as gripping and fascinating as this one.
Don't give up your day job :)

What is it that you actually do?

Dave,

You really should tell Chris to get off your back.Chris read the blog in a very sarcastic condescending voice, which detracted from the content. Your blog was fine , it was informative and gave the required information about your day. Not everyone can go out and mingle with Jeremy Paxman and random drummers of an evening ;)

Chris youre a big bully ! :-P lol

Hums the theme of star wars death-star...

DOM DOM DOM DOMDOMDOM DOM DOMDOM

That blog was.......................................................................CRAP

I don't link Spaghetti bolognaise so you should'nt have it for your tea. You should have a fish supper instead and maybe some onion rings. You blog is quite good.

Nice work Dave, don't listen to the detractors, they are probably upset as their "amazing" blog has only had 3 visitors since they started.

It's nice to read how famous celebs live too (hehe) :)

You are in good company with your blog - even my hens have one!

Cheerio!

I to just started training for the GNR this week, I feel your pain.

Lovely blog Dave x

This is do good dave carry on as you are and don't listen to moyles and carry on with the crazy words i loved it. carry onas you are and this could become more intresting than the tedious link thank you for reading this Andy

I've got shorts on... it was the right decision.

Dave, love the blog, ignore that moyles fella. You've hit on another issue that perturbs me on a daily basis . . . . . wanna know, do ya, do ya? . . . its the spelling of Bolognaise or Bolognese as I would spell it. Love the food, don't trust the spelling! Just something to mull over. Have fun dude! pierre the peturbed.

Dave 2.0 - I like it.

Wow, Dave your blog is surprisingly funny. I've never read anything quite like it. It's...unique. Just would also like to mention that according to the oxford dictionary, bolognase isn't spelt with the letter 'i' in it.
As part of the blogsters i think it would be great to have a regular insight into your daily life, as it is not often i get to laugh hysterically at 9:19 in the morning.
Keep us posted.

i never seen such a long blog in my life!!!!

Loser alert at comment 129

oi u lot i listen 2 your show everyday and your always horrible to one of the people on your show so STOP PICKING ON DAVE love u xxx

I think that Dave's blog is great! It made me chuckle on this miserable day!

THAT'S GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

i think your blog is absolutly great dave you shouldn't let chris and the others bully you about it because its great!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave this tedious blog was...awesome

Evryone check out the geek who posted number 127, what a freak!!! He explains the word blogster and then says that dave USED IT IN THE WRONG CONTEXT!!!!!

gr8 blogg it is even beter than mine (minalll.blogspot.com)

Thanks Dave, you make my life sound interesting and I'm on holiday all month.

just AWESOME! -bonza xx

A classic piece of literature.

Keep it up. You could write for 'Nuts' if you do. Maybe even reach the heights of 'Stuff'!

Poor guy...

Great blog Dave, i am training for the robin hood half marathon in September so i know how you feel.

However could you answer a hotly debated issue in our office which is, "are you still married?" the girls i work with are getting very concerned as you don't mention your wife anymore intensified by the fact that you are now having take away for your Sunday dinner having been town the pub!

Great blog, exactly what they are meant to be!

Just plain old thoughts on whats going on at the moment. Ignore what anyone (ie. Moyles) says, you've done well :)

good luck with the run!
you're deffinately the coolest person on the show so just ignore chris.
never leave the radio! (i would probaby cry and that is not very manly)
keep being you!

Q.
Does blog stand for boring-log of events in our mundane day.
Every weekday (06:30), my day starts very well with 'our friends' on Radio1. Fortunately I can also listen online at work.......... and as you say it goes downhill from around 10:30am............. till around 4pm it does perk up with Scott Mills (poor imitation of Mr Moyles& friends).

I like your blog Dave, it gave me something to do when I got into work other than the obvious. Thanks! This is thre first time I've seen pictures of many of you, Dave and Dom don't look anything like how I imagined them...not in a bad way mind, just different. I'll be sure to check the website more often now...

Dave why are youy looking so glum in your picture? i,m here in sunny cornwall, 25 minutes away from Newquay, i've got 3 weeks off work for the summer and my lovely wife of nearly 10 years has me redecorating the house! it wouldn't be so bad but its really hot here and i'm painting every room inside! cheer up there are people worse off than you! ps why have rachel and carrie not got a picture on here? Lee in Cornwall.

Great show by the way, makes my train journey a lot better :o)

Im sorry Dave but you do have a rather boring life and i know you have to write these blogs but could you not just of completely lied and wrote something interesting.

Utterly inspiring. My life has changed.

I can see great potential in this Dave! You just need to say how you feel a bit more. Don't listen to Chris, I don't see him making an effort so he's in no position to have a go.

You'll be an 5 Start Blogger yet mate!

Nice!

chris ur a legend!

Hello from the USA!

Fun blog entry; it's not like Dave was being forced to write a blog entry or anything...

Like Aled, I have my own website (click my name), but designing/building content is so boring and time consuming that the site looks like rubbish. Except my map of English football clubs under 'sport'. Anyways, great show. Rock on.

what a load of bollogs!

Great Blog Dave. I have heard that some people put carrots in their Spag Bol - do you? Maybe you could share your recipe.

Dave -- While you have the trouser area well covered, I'm disturbed at the lack of sock information in this blog. I mean, are you a sandals with shorts man? And if not, what colour are they (the socks)? Inquiring minds what to know!

Also you should go and resit your English GCSE as regrettably, you spelled regrettably wrong.

Dave, that tedious blog was rubbish!

wow... what an interesting life you lead! i am truely enthralled!!

Are you sure you didnt leave out any other highlights of the day, you seem sooooo busy it must have been hard to decide which parts of your day to write about!!

im shocked you didnt tell us about everytime you went to the toilet, blinked etc!

Keep on blogging!!
xxx

I think the blog is great. It has given me 2 ideas for dinner and reminded me to put my jeans in the wash. Nice one Dave.

Hi Dave, looking good although you look a little glum, beleive me i'm worse off, just started a 3 week leave period for summer, i live 30 mins from Newquay and my wife of nearly 10 years has decided it would be an ideal time for me to decorate the whole inside of the house! yey me! ps why is there not a pic of Rachel and Carrie on here? keep up the good work and cheer up! Lee in Cornwall

i like trousers but i thought your prose did not flow and it didn't include birmingham therefore one is not ammused

Dave - you seem like you are being forced into blogging by the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ corporate machine - which means you should put more effort into it - come on dave - blog for the company.

Oh Dear???!!!!

with your mastery of the english language and ability to captivate an audience surely it is yourself who should be writing a book??

Genius! pure blogging genius! Aled better watch out cause Daves on the keyboard, typing just about everything he thinks of. Well done.

Hi Dave,

I now feel i know the real Comedy Dave.... Ha Ha.!!!!!!!!!!!!

We saw all of you at the GReat North run last year, so goog luck this year..!!!

If you need a lady to help pick your clothes, I wouldn't mind ;-)

Wow...never new the lifestyles of the rich and famous could be so down to earth. A very refreshing read.

goose.

awful. its like listening to your nan

Hi Dave

I think blogs are a waste of time but thanks for helping me waste some time before i start work...

chris what were u thinking? great show in the mornin tho i wake up to u guys every morning for the last 3 years.

BLOGGING HECK DAVE. THAT TEDIOUS BLOG WAS RUBBISH

I think the blog is great. It has given me 2 ideas for dinner and reminded me to put my jeans in the wash. Nice one Dave.

what can i say dave its a good job you have radio one in the morning it looks like the highlight of the day, apart from deciding what to have for dinner. you should invite chris round for dinner and enjoy the evening

Hello
I’m listening in Australia, your show is cool. I like the blog it’s better than anything Chris has done.

Dave - don't let them put you down.....your blog is great!! It's soooo you.

Good Luck with your run.

shocking blog, hoping chris's will b slightly more interesting!!!! Not very hard to be more interesting tho!!

could not be botherd to read it but you chirs read out What Rubbish lol.. but do love dave xxxxxxxx

Nice to see you are just as boring and ordinary as us Dave and not all celebrity.

Well done Dave and good luck with the training for the Great North Run.

Spaghetti Bolognaise is always a safe bet!!

I think the blog is great. It has given me 2 ideas for dinner and reminded me to put my jeans in the wash. Nice one Dave.

What are those complainers on about,
I think they need humour transplants.
Great work Dave, keep em coming.
ps. good luck with the training

I aint a big fan of Blogs either, but I do think this is better than the current series of Big Brother!

dave i love you

Was this written by your 8 year old niece Dave. Shocking

Blogs are apparently supposed to be interesting, fun and possibly even funny. Are you going for the alternative to the norm

Smithy and CHris - GDR in Mildenhall Suffolk
p.s love the show, and only kidding

What a great blog....a true reflection of what most of us get up to everyday.....Chris is taking the p*** out of you because, as always, he is immensely jealous of you & is worried that you will become more famous than him.

Class

booker prize here we come dave!!
dont take any notice of chris its brilliant!!!

I think its great Dave, keep up the good work! Its great how you can make good reading out of normal boring life stuff!!

maybe you should find better and more intresting things to post dave,even though blogs are quite boring anyway normall people just text there friends to tell them what they've done haha take care

Dont worry Dave, you can get your own back when Chris releases his book!!

I think you have made most of those comments up. In fact, I think you have made this one up as well !!

Dear webfriend
That was crap
jst trying to think of a word that you might be able to say on the show.

i think you need to take a few things from aled on myspace.

keep up the erm...... Good work *ahem*

- Beth

absolutely brilliant -oh how id love a night alone with alled, hes so dreamy lol
Leave him alone chris please, much appreciated elly

Dave

I think blogs are pointless but thanks for helping me waste some time before I start work...

Surely you could have lied about what did, cos that was mega boring!

Try reading tele text to find out about the weather in the morning, that will save one of your boring problems!!!

From Tracy sat in a mega boring job in blackpool!!!

I don't get it?

Is it suppost to be funny?

Well said big lad. You should check out and add your blog to the homepage :-)

Hey Dave,

My days seem so similar to yours, isn't it funny that we fumble through life doing all the same things... although i think i had a glass of milk before my shower.... other than that were identical.

Yeah kinda rubbish Dave, not sure if chicken and salad should be acompanied by 'saxondale' also why does Carrie's blog have a picture of Dom's egghead on it!?

Fell asleep reading this blog and banged my head on my keyboard, am thinking of suing - ;)

Mmm...yes saxondale is worth settling down to watch i must say. Chris, stop mocking dave's blog as It is what a true blog should be! and lets see your blog!

Wow Dave, you certainly can tell a gripping story first thing in the morning can't you. Maybe you should help Chris with his book.

WOW DAVE WHAT A ROCK & ROLL LIFE YOU HAVE! HOW DO YOU CRAM IT ALL IN 1 DAY! GREAT THAT YOUR KEEPING IT REAL!

You need to take some tips of Aled & Joce, they know how to blog..

i think your blog is amazing, its got so much information in it.

im not being sarcastic....

I like the way you can complain about others' posts... Where's the "Complain about this blog" button?

Keep up the bad work,
Sam

wow, I feel I know everything about you now, Dave. There was a part of me that was missing until I read your amazing blog entry but with such superbly written insights I will forever be complete! Thank you Dave!

Your life does sound exciting dave! Glad I am not watching saxondale 2nite whatever that is!

Nice one Dave. Love your Blogs. Dont listen to fatty.

Take care pal.

Pretty nice.

Dave, even though I'm an Everton fan as you are..... I still think you're boring

Interesting stuff Dave....but you'll never get a stalker!!!

Good luck in the North Run!!

hmmmmm....

Seems much less boring when chris was reading out.

Coincidentally I'm going to have spaghetti bolognaise later, in fact i have a pre-cooked one in my freezer tightly sealed in a tuppaware lunchbox. Personally it is one of my favourite of the pasta dishes and generally provides you with lots of energy, especially with alot of training that you need to do Dave!
Big fan of Saxondale. Coogan is genius loads of innuendo, a cleverly written masterpiece. anyway thats my comment that took five minutes of company time to put together. peace.

Fantastic effort from someone who clearly can't be bothered. If you apply that effort to the Great North Run you are in serious trouble. Stick to the day job!

:]
what an awesome blog
:]

Hey Dave,

Well I really...rually fully understand you, mate...I mean ... the problem with getting up early in the morning and having to think what to put on :-). I was the host of a radio show several years ago on a local radio station and well i had the same problem every morning - having to think about more than one thing at such an early hour is "damn difficult" :-)) having in mind that you are really sleepy :-)
And...well...about the whole Blog idea...it's not too bad really :-))...keep on writing, guys...it's funny reading thigs like that from time to time :-)...especially when you are at work :-)

See ya around

Peter

Dave - don't let them put you down..... your blog is gr8!!! It's sooo yoou.

Good luck with your run. :)

well dave, thanks for that very informative blog. Keep up the good work. good luck with the run too

Dave its a very random blog! but i love it. KEEP THR RANDOMNESS UP !!

Simplity is the key!Im totally feeling like Im there with you.

Is this Dave's first blog??

I don't think you should bag him out about it if it is.

I suggest Pizza instead of spaghett bolognasie.

It's definately not cool in the U.S...to say the least. (Wow. I'm lame.)

Hi Dave, tell Chris his blog is better, thanks.

Awesome blog dave, I thought the point of blogs is to note down what your thinking and what your daily thoughts are - like a regular paper diary.

Keep your pecker up old boy.

Jay in cornwall.

You're a funny guy Dave, for an Evertonian.

Personally I would rather read about your trouser dilemma than Dom acting out his fetish of being Carrie....

Regards

So the key question is whether you put mushrooms in your spag bol or not??????

Dave, Your Life makes me feel sad.

Hi Dave i love your blog and hope can keep up the same standard in future ones.
Tell Chris he's a fatty.

moo

Well done!!! Don't listen to them Dave, your the best and very funny...
xxxx

do u find it more effective technique to chop up your spagetti or to wind it round your fork??

Very nice!

When can we expect the book?????

xcitin !!!

Thats the way to write a blog tell it like it is keep up the good work

Dave, the quality of this blog leads me to believe you need to provide a sample! Quality!

You are a loon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think, please before you do your next blog.

get a new life

One of the true blogs out there, just type what is in your head. you, sir, are a true pioneer!

Hummmmm......well........ i think its lacking something dave.......oh yea thats it interesting stuff to read!! ha ha ha! only joking! i think prehaps you should buy some more jeans!!

Dave, well I must say, on its own it is quite the dull entry, although read by Chris it becomes a hysterical commentary of daily life!!

wow dave absolute genius and like others lovin the term "blogsters" i kno waht you mean i leave the house early on a morning but i have a new feature in my wardrobe theyre called zip off trousers and you wear them like trousers and if it gets hot you zip off the bottom half have a look for some dave!!!

You should've drawn a picture it woud've been more interesting to look at.

Riveting. Especially the news about your chicken salad, shower, and saxondale combination. How you squeeze so many fun filled activities into one day is beyond me.

Perhaps try blogging about your opinions as opposed to your actions. It might be slightly more interesting to read 'i didn't go to madonna because she looks like a shire horse' rather than just rubbing our noses in your madonna-less existence...

I was thinking about having spaghetti. how strange

SO BAD ITS ALMOST GOOD!

could i possibly just make a suggestion and draw your attention to the weather bit on the bbc homepage, if you were to look at this before you left your house in the morning, or even take a look the night before when you are planning your outfit for the next day, then it may, in its own ingenius way, forecast the next days' weather and then you wouldnt feel such a fool in shorts when its raining outside!
just an idea!

well easy solution to the trouser thing is when trousers that can turn into shorts

It should be you writing a book...

tried to write c**p but failed!! so, not very good!!!

dom i funny ! dave go back to school

Mmm...yes saxondale is worth settling down to watch i must say. Chris, stop mocking dave's blog as It is what a true blog should be! and lets see your blog!

Blimey - thank you for make my life sound more interesting.......

Wow - Are you Aled in disguise?

Oh dear oh dear, what is this guy on? I imagine that he is not exactly getting laid often enough, the blog will not help. This guy does need help or a friend...

Misunderstood Genius - NOT!

Its nice to read that dave is just an ordinary bloke, and that fame has not gone to his head!!!!

You had to do a dark load? Me too. Life is just so much fun these days isn't it? I'm about to burst.

Well, must go and listen to the Chris Moyles Show whilst doing some work at my desk in an architecturally stunning building in sunny London.

Hi to Chris, Aled, Tranny Rachel etc.

Loving it, it's true Comedy Dave style. More from Dave and his daily antics please... :-)

i think you bolg was pretty ..... lame but i like it :D

Not enough exploding badgers.

Blogster isn't really a new term... It's common in geek world and means a person who writes on their blogs regularly, so you've used it in the wrong context.
But you can change the meanings of the word if you want to, since it's not actually English and such.

Its more of a bed time story to tell your kids

Davey Dave

That was a good effort!

Only next time, try and inject a little bit of life into the story! lol.

To be fair though, it must be difficult fitting some fun into such a hectic lifestyle Dave.

Hi Dave

At first when I read your blog I enjoyed it, and then I decided that you have revolutionised blogging.

I would now like to add to this terminology whilst sat here eating crisps.

Podcast = Podsy, or Poddie, or even Poddiecast, it really is up to you how you want to say it on the air.

I now must depart as I'm running out of crisps to eat.

Goodbye Comedian David, you remind me of my good friend Dyslexic Dvae!

Nice one dave

Ive had trouble sleeping

so ill be reading the rest of this this before I go to bed tonight

Thanks

Why did I even bother to read that dross??????
Great show though.

Man.......dave you'l life is as interesting as mine, an thats super interesting!

Dave thats shocking. Moyles is right its c**p!

But please try again :-)

Too exciting for words....Can we have an update on whether you chose the spaghetti bolognaise? I don't think I'll get any work done until I know....

One of the most boring things ive seen in my life thanks for burning my ears chris!

Good luck in your run

I feel like i've wasted a few valuable and precious moments of my life reading this poor excuse of a blog. You're amazed that anyone is interested? So am I to be honest. Dave is a goon. Chris, show him how it's done man.

Ian

Well, it wasted a few minutes at work!!!!

Well, Dave - you tried your best.

I couldn't get back to sleep - I can now though.

I'm thinking about spaghetti bolognaise tonight too but just can't decide whether to opt for a chilli instead. It's a real dilemma isn't it?

WTF Dave is a genius. what a legend

I have the same clothing dilema in the mornings at the moment Dave - to wear flips or not to wear flips flops? The other day it rained so much I was falling off them whilst trying to walk but I still persist in clinging on to the memory of our brief Summer...

What the hell is all this blogging about? Have I missed something?

Dave, I guess you failed English?

Dani 0 Did you forget your first comment or are you just drunk? failing that, stupid?

Surely you have something else to talk about?

I think its actually really good. i think Chris might just be mocking him as he maybe wishes he had put as much info on his!!

Looking forward to more soon!!

Can i have your reciepe for your chicken salag

Cheers

PJeffs

I have to listen to the Chris Moyles Show because Comedy Dave is so FUNNNY!!! I think is BLOG is very good because it just sounds like Dave!!!!

HEY DAVE!!

Your blogs are great great fun! Keep them up.

Lots of love,

Chris Moyles

Sooooo interesting, I wish there was more I could read!!

Best thing I have ever read. It should overtake Lauras diary...

Dave I almost fell asleep whislt reading your blog!! What an exciting life you lead, I always wanted to be a radio DJ, but after reading about your life, I'm not that bothered any more.

Your sincerely

Rhian

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave...what a load of boring rubbish, I wasnt tired until I read you laff a minute blog, are you really this happy in real life?? God your sex life must be good NOT haha, I can imagine you are your mrs, with you saying half way through your minute of love making, did I put the rubbish out for the bin men?? Cheer UP Dave and start to relax :)

It is very very boring.Who wants to know about your trouser problem.

i thought it was quite funny. it would be nice to know wether you have bolognaise or not as im on the edge of my seat

Blimey - you make my life sound interesting........

thrilling... i'm on the edge of my seat

the bit about the dark load really took me by surprise !

gripping stuff

Brilliant Dave, your blog will always be the most interesting. And the most funny, you know exactly what to say to make people laugh. Keep up the good work.

im interested in your blog. Your life is so cool. I wish i was you...not.

That it possibly one of the best blogs ive ever read! I hope you had spagetti, its the best.

I think this blog lets us know the real comedy dave...very deep lol

HAHAH cracking thoughts - not the dullest thing I have ever read Dave but its up there mate !!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Chris, lay off Dave, whats wrong with his blog? Better than most of Aled's ;).

I quite liked it actually, what a blog (or diary) is meant to be.

Keep up the great blogging,
jas0n williams.

Spooogow!

could not be botherd reading it but waited untill you chris read it out what rubbish but do love dave xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I like it. Looking forward to the next installment, i'm gripped. Better than Laura's diary!

You sound JUST like the 40 year old virgin (the movie) where he explains about his weekend when he made an egg salad......
I'll let you think if thats a good thing or not!!
But good one Dave :)

Yeah, well, Dave - you tried your best...

How interesting can a blog be? geeks do them. Geeks read them. And... oh, yeah, geeks comment on them too!!!

Pete

My dog just had an accident

Hi Dave
Just ignore fatty, you could be the next Lauras Diary!!!

now itchanged:D ere's 9..i think this blog things really sad but ive got nothing else to do so hey xxx

Blimey - you make my life sound interesting........

u must have 1 sad life..

Samuel Pepys will be turning in his grave...

YOU ARE A RADIO 1 DJ AND U R TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER STILL BETTER THAN MOYLES'S THOUGH.

Hey Dave - Keep up the good work.

Absolute genius Dave. I think youre better than Aled even if you have copied his ideas!

woooo im a blogster.....

from tonkertoy

The blog is boring but not as boring as Chris actually reading the damn thing out.

A true born computer nerd hehe

You have ruined my week. I hate you.

Yawn zzzzz

GIVE HIM A WEB SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't have anything interesting to write about then make something fun up please. You've ruined my week. I hate you.

I Like It

Badly written and mind bogglingly boring. D minus.

Good grief, what a sad blogger you are !! go out and buy a new life.

What can i say... you are a true author Dave. You're gonna get a book deal in no time and i'll be at the front of the queue to get it signed. Love your work. Thanks for the fun.

Best Wishes in the Great North Run

I have the same problem Dave - I get up at 5 30 to go swimming and always end up bringing the wrong clothes to change into! Why not buy a pair of those trousers which you can unzip the bottoms and then they are shorts. Problem solved!

Dave, I've got the same problem with the clothes issue in the morning. I get up at 5.30 every morning to go swimming (stupid o'clock I know for some people) and have the dilemma of what to bring to change into.
Solution to your problem - get a pair of those trousers which you can upzip the bottoms and then you've got trousers for the colder mornings and then shorts for the warmer days!
Love reading all the teams news on the blogs keep it up!

Genius blog Dave! I especially love the new term you've coined: 'blogsters'. Keep up with this high standard of blogging work,and soon you'll be vying with Aled for the position of 'Top Chris Moyles Show Team Blogger'. Now that is one battle I would love to see!