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Comedy Dave | 14:55 UK time, Wednesday, 23 August 2006

dave

Dear Blogbusters,

Hi, Dave here. How are you? Hope all's well and that you've had a nice week since we last communicated via our computers like electronic penpals. Like me you'll be thrilled that once again it's my turn to update you on life in the showbusiness pressure cooker that is The Chris Moyles Show...

This week we've spent a lot of our time contemplating how difficult it is getting up early in the mornings which is an unfortunate prerequisite when doing a breakfast show of this type. Normally I like to have a little sleep in the afternoons, to rest up after a busy day on the shopfloor of our international entertainment factory, but sometimes I don’t get a chance and just have to plod on through until it's time for Brian Conley's new ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ2 show 'Let Me Entertain You' which is oddly entertaining, especially when you're feeling a little drowsy.

Once again I'm going to have to forego this afternoon's kip because I've got too much on. Today, as well as writing this autoblogography, I've got to pick up my car from the garage (it’s been in for a 12,000 mile service) and then I've
got to go home and take photos of random appliances or objects in my flat, for reasons that have still not been fully explained.

I was actually supposed to do this yesterday like the rest of the team, but forgot. At the time of writing I'm not even sure what I'm going to take a picture of, or indeed how I will get it emailed to Hoop Dogg and the cybernerds, who will then somehow weave their media magic and get it up on the website for you to look at.

Why not see if I've managed it, and what I photographed by looking at the gallery thing after you've finished this.

This week squeezed past in a game that was held (for political reasons) in Kiev, which was weird, because while I was watching it, I realised that I was eating a with savoury rice.

Anyway, I'm going to have to blog off now cos the garage have just phoned and said that my car is ready.

So until next time, stay safe.

Kind Thoughts
Dave.

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  • 1.
  • At 10:47 PM on 20 Feb 2008,
  • luke wrote:

heya chris say hello to me mum 4 me plz she has been lissten to u 4 about 4 years an she is now 40 lol she love u 2 bits have a gd day luke reedman

  • 2.
  • At 07:51 PM on 22 Mar 2007,
  • dan clark wrote:

hi Chris we are dion a project with the Prince Trust team and just wourdring if ya would give a big shout out to all da lads and girls who have workerd their ars to get this project done today thanks mate dan

  • 3.
  • At 08:10 PM on 05 Sep 2006,
  • amy wrote:

aww dave! I Love you xxx and your wierdness hee hee

  • 4.
  • At 12:33 PM on 01 Sep 2006,
  • angela wrote:

dave, I think you're hilarious because you're not even funny.
love angela.

  • 5.
  • At 09:24 PM on 31 Aug 2006,
  • Jo Norton wrote:

Dave just thought I'd tell you my favourite joke,
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. Prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark - then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As soon as he says this a mysterious cod appears and turns Justin into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swims away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them, Justin hardly realizing that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

During the next tropical storm, Justin said out loud" I want to be a prawn" and the mysterious cod appears and lo and behold, he turns him back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swims back to his prawn friends in the bar and buys them all a cocktail. Looking around the gathering, he looks for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark" came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he sets off to Christians house. As he opens the coral gate, the memories come flooding back. He bangs on the door and shouts "It's me. Justin - your old friend. Come out and see me again"

Christian replies, "No way, man. You'll eat me. You're a shark. I will not be tricked."

Justin cries back "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've found cod I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

Dave you look so different to how you sound so does Dom Aled is about right and well nowt to say about Chris everyone knows what he looks like.
Update your blog will ya !

  • 6.
  • At 09:19 PM on 28 Aug 2006,
  • dave wrote:

dave, are you still married to emma or have you split up ??

  • 7.
  • At 11:57 PM on 27 Aug 2006,
  • andy wrote:

Now i can see y chris takes the mick out of u for this blog as it is just boring that i dint ebvven read it.

  • 8.
  • At 12:44 AM on 27 Aug 2006,
  • ange wrote:

dave, I luv u

  • 9.
  • At 12:00 AM on 26 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

I like savoury rice too.

  • 10.
  • At 03:21 PM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • jayne wrote:

Dave, that tedious blog was..............faanntaaaastic!
you make me laugh - especially when you do little dave

  • 11.
  • At 01:08 PM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • Big Wayne wrote:

Weird though it sounds I wasn't eating a chicken Kiev the other night when Liverpool were playing Maccabi Haifa in Kiev, strange but true.

  • 12.
  • At 09:59 AM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • adam wrote:

im 2 bored 2 listen(or read)

  • 13.
  • At 09:27 AM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • charlotte wrote:

Bloody hell Dave I thought I was dull!!

  • 14.
  • At 07:54 AM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • Rich, Edinburgh wrote:

Slightly better than your last effort but still hugely boring. Read either Rachel or Dom's blog for some pointers!

  • 15.
  • At 12:37 AM on 25 Aug 2006,
  • KEV wrote:

one word gaming rules try it its bloody great.

  • 16.
  • At 09:54 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Vinny wrote:

The full record "talk over" this morning was an absolute rib breaker, Aled get a grip ya plonker. Ace Guys and Gals, Tkx Big Bad Vinny

  • 17.
  • At 09:41 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Claire wrote:

Dave,
Love your blog and love you very much but my intentions are deviating from your entry... basically the part in the show today (23/08) at about 9.50 with little dave, chris, aled and dom talking to their larger counterparts made me cry with laughter. Can u either repeat this in future shows or pls pls pls put it on the podcast as i've listened to it about 4 times online and it still is hilarious
x

  • 18.
  • At 05:59 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Philip Dodd wrote:

Hey Dave,

1st time i have read your blog, its a good 1, its good to see that behind the scenes your life is quite normal like ours, Rock N Roll!!!!!

Must admit i agree with Chris bout gaming it rocks!!

Philip Dodd
Norwich

  • 19.
  • At 04:15 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • John wrote:

Amazingly I was watching the West Ham highlights on TV at the weekend and noticed I was eating a ham sandwich with mango and corriander chutney. Who would of thought that I would be watching West Ham AND eating mango chutney?

Bizarre.

I'll blog you later.

  • 20.
  • At 03:37 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Siobhan, Liverpool wrote:

Hi Dave,

I am only writing this because I feel sorry for you that millions of listeners tune into the show and yet you have a pitiful amount of comments on your blog.

Goodbye and good luck.

  • 21.
  • At 01:34 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • joni b wrote:

hi dave how u doin fella i m at work board iv bin left in charge i m 20 years old would u leave me in charge ov a concrete plant NO but my boss must b just happy to get out ov there hay u never no i mite make the news to moz 20 year old burns plant down lookin at raido1 web site i can see it now he he er dont no wat els to say love the show keeps me (",)in rite gota bounce take it easy play safe never eat yellow snow chow banbeno jb

  • 22.
  • At 01:12 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • elmo wrote:

I did have something rather pertinent to say but then my mind wandered off in the direction of the national lottery...

Who wants to be a bean counter anyway?

  • 23.
  • At 12:45 PM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • emma wrote:

Hi Dave,

You've got the same iron as me - WOW! - now be honest, do you actually do your own ironing? Great blog - mundane, but funny both at the same time.
E :-)

  • 24.
  • At 10:41 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Nicholas Richards wrote:

Nice Blogg Dave! Most of it was funny. I think you get a hard time on the show for not knowing much about computers and stuff. Keep up the good work

  • 25.
  • At 10:04 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Neil wrote:

Dave! aint that iron of yours 'standard student issue', loads of my students mate have the same one, sure there given out at the freshers fair!!

Keep up the good work tho!, cheers me up on my way to work!!

  • 26.
  • At 09:59 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Stram wrote:

Great stuff Dave!

I went and watched Boro beat Chelsea last night(ha!)

One thing though - isn't a sink a fixture/fitting not an appliance.

KUTGW folks :D

  • 27.
  • At 09:55 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Oh..My...God...
Your Iron RULES!!!!!!!!!!


p.s Gaming is cool, Moylesy is right.

  • 28.
  • At 09:23 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • sam wrote:

hi Dave

i have that very same iron as you!
Nice one :o)

  • 29.
  • At 09:19 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • Ellen wrote:

Yey, good post, I didn't bother reading it though because it was too looooooooooong...

Im hungry...

  • 30.
  • At 08:48 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • meatloaf133 wrote:

chees is good at 3am

  • 31.
  • At 12:22 AM on 24 Aug 2006,
  • James wrote:

Wow Dave, Chicken Kiev! Amazing! Only today I was eating a sandwich with chicken in it! What are the chances! And I had some Pringles with it! Y'know, the ones with the man with a moustache on the tube? And there's a footballer with a moustache! It's like, Coincidence City!

  • 32.
  • At 10:31 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Liz wrote:

Hi Dave.

I had fish and chips tonight. However, Gone Fishing wasn't on.

Love

Liz XXXXXXX

  • 33.
  • At 09:59 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Funny how you only realised that you were eating a chicken Kiev during a football match. What did you think you were eating before this - a pork chop hollandaise?

Can't be too judgemental though. I made a similar mistake a few months ago. One evening, my ever pertinent spouse, Mrs Dolores McCrumble, read from a newspaper that 90% of murders happen in the home. On hearing these words, I looked down at my hands and realised that I was in the process of strangling the dog!

  • 34.
  • At 09:38 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • chris wrote:

still as entertaining as always, whats next? a blog bout your iron? ;)

btw all the luck in the world for the blue tonight! come on everton!

  • 35.
  • At 08:43 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • luke redfern wrote:

Dave you wrong, Chris is right, face it. gaming is not for loosers, your a looser.

  • 36.
  • At 08:24 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • natalie wrote:

Dave
Loved the blog, almost blogtastic!
Just wanted to say we have the same iron! any way... can you start a campaign so we can text in from the Isle of Man please? you mention us the most so i'm sure your the one for the job. we can't text 5 digit numbers.
thanks nat x

  • 37.
  • At 08:22 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • scott cowl wrote:

hi all on the chris moyles show, its scott here all the way from sunny cornwall, i listen to the show every day because im up early delivering bread to the nation.First of all dave i would like to say the mighty reds are the one and only club in merseyside.The acctual reason im really giving a reply to you guys is that i have only just worked out how to use this internet lark so i havent been able to see what you all look like, when im in my van in the mornings listening to the show and i here each persons voice i have an image in my head what i thought you all would look like the only person ive seen before is chris anyway i have now been on the radio one website to discover that i pictured aled and egg for a head doms faces pretty much correct but when i saw you dave you looked nothing like i thought you would and rachel and carrie for that matter! i have had conversations with my friends about this over a few jars and they tend to agree maybe this could be a topic of your random conversation one day.thanks for reading dave if you do! scott. ps turn to the reds dave you know its right!

  • 38.
  • At 07:36 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Paul Rolfe wrote:

Dave,

Did someone have to tell you that it needed a 12,000 mile service, cos I'm pretty sure you had no idea!!

We all know what your like with figures.

As for Liverpool, struggle they will, just like last season, still better than Everton.

:)

  • 39.
  • At 07:08 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Hi Dave,

I too watched the match last night, although I was upstairs in the study while my wife was downstairs under the impression I was studying (which is of course what you'd expect me to do in the study, - there in lies the deception - ).

For my tea I had toad in the hole and mash (Mashed Potato), shame I wasn't watching MASH (mobile Army Surgical Hospital)...or perhaps something with amphibians or french people in....oh well.

I trust you used your b'day present on Saturday Hope you got in ok, me and the mrs were delayed thanks to the new ticket system.

Anyway, never blogged before, don't know if I'll bother again....I guess you have to, its part of your job, for me its optional....

I suddenly feel I've wasted a small part of my life.

Bye

  • 40.
  • At 06:46 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • richard wrote:

tell jinxi to learn to spell the thicko. number 7.
Dave, crap blog as usual. But hey thats what makes so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard

  • 41.
  • At 06:30 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Stuart wrote:

oh what an exciting life you must lead dave just makes you want to get up and become active like you and get into the pressure cooker environment of radio and talking about Kievs

  • 42.
  • At 06:22 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Andy Humes wrote:

Hey Dave, decided to take time out of my busy unemployed student life to check out these blogs I've heard so much about. Like you I haven't yet got my head around this blogging revolution, I have done a few on myspace but as of yet find it hard to see the appeal or purpose. For people like yourself I imagine it would be like a self written Heat magazine, giving those who need it their daily fix of info on your life. Not overall enjoying or interesting but a strangely nice way to spend 5 minutes. I'm off to Holland tomorrow so will miss the show for about a week so take care one and all.

Andy

P.S any chance your world tour will come to Keele University?

  • 43.
  • At 05:25 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Bex wrote:

Wow, just noticed you've put some pictures up. Very nice :D Maybe in the future we can have a picture of your now infamous trainers?

  • 44.
  • At 05:22 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Mark wrote:

Is a sink an appliance?

  • 45.
  • At 05:07 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • jamie wrote:

tell dav that gamin is s**t hot.is he a bit of a wierdo or what ? from mr hard as nails .

  • 46.
  • At 05:06 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Simon wrote:

Dave, your so wrong, XBox Live is fun, it's not a replacement for a life, it's an addition to having a life. Get Chris to download UNO it's fun online against a few mates.

  • 47.
  • At 05:06 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

lol okay then... whatever you say

Ohh and before i forget... STOP TAKING ABOUT HOOTERS we achally dont care.


Oh whatever... your still legends.

cya
muchus luvo
xx

  • 48.
  • At 05:03 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • jamie carrott wrote:

tell that wierdo dav that gamin is great from mr hard as nails.

  • 49.
  • At 04:54 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

GREAT BLOG!

  • 50.
  • At 04:37 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Smit wrote:

Dave? Why you hating on gamers? Just because the last game you were any god at was Pong doesn't mean you have to call others sad.

That's what I call Sad.

  • 51.
  • At 04:35 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Neil wrote:

A stimulating read. When's your book coming out?

  • 52.
  • At 04:18 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Angharad Evans wrote:

Dave,

You are a bloody star...loving the chicken Kiev link you are full of knowledge on strange things.!!!! ( Not that chicken kiev is strange) Loving Aleds TV although why pay £300 bucks for the stand that looks like it could easily break??? The fraise too much money comes to mind!!!!

Lookin forward to you next Blog.

Angharad xoxoxox

  • 53.
  • At 04:04 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Mr Hofton wrote:

Thanks for the chicken kiev link Dave. Amazing stuff.

  • 54.
  • At 04:04 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • simon the bored wrote:

BLOGTASTIC!!!

  • 55.
  • At 04:01 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Dave your wrong gaming is a hobby!

  • 56.
  • At 03:52 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

What get's me is,

dave usually get's ripped on air, but his blogs are the most interesting. Granted i myself am a computer nerd adn i know that there are 10 types of people,

those who understand binary and those who don't, i guess dave does'nt.

Anyway, bye for now,


Martyn Breckenridge
fae Dunure, Scotland

  • 57.
  • At 03:43 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Paul McNally wrote:

Hey Dave

I listen to you on the show on a morning and i have to say your blog is absolutly great,your rock and roll lifestyle seems to be exactly what i thought it would be like. keep up the good work Dave "ROCK ON" !!!

  • 58.
  • At 03:27 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Bex wrote:

Another truly wonderful blog Dave (still no picture yet though :() I'm very much enjoying your blogging terminology, such as "blogsters", "autoblogography", and "blog off". Maybe you could compile a dictionary and get it published?

  • 59.
  • At 03:24 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • mo wrote:

Have a nice day Dave! I have a radio course to get to.

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