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Carrie | 10:13 UK time, Thursday, 27 July 2006

Hello Impressionist Fans - your favourite newsreader Dominic Byrne here,

I'm so brilliant at being other people I even managed to fool some of you into thinking I was Carrie.
Ah the wonder of wit - you know I am almost as funny as Ronnie Corbett. He really is my hero.
But he could soon be replaced by Coronations Streets Dev. I do find him incredibly attractive there's something about the way he says Deidre will you be my wife...your such a sexy lady would you be my wife. I now have a poster of Dev on my wall but I have take it down when my actual wife is around.

Today I am continuing preparations for the forthcoming christening of my daughter Chinese.
I am not inviting any of the team. They would only end up drinking all the booze and causing a rucous in the church. They seem to be taking offence at the lack of invite but I don't have the wine budget of the Queen you know.
And I'd hate Chinese to develop into a Hoodlum with that lot as godparents!
Anyway must go now that my weather reports are widely recognised as being totally spot on I'm going to see if I can usurp Rob McElwee as a ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Weatherman..

Anyway and my producer said....ta ta for now..HA HA

Dominic

I'm a fully trained journalist don't you know

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  • 1.
  • At 05:24 PM on 12 Aug 2006,
  • nick wrote:

so many stupid people. Dom's surname is Byrne.

Therefore his child would be Chinese Byrne.
Idiots!

  • 2.
  • At 10:05 AM on 05 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

How much longer does one road travel need to be running before it is no longer "new"?
A

  • 3.
  • At 11:25 PM on 04 Aug 2006,
  • rebecca wrote:

have you seriously called your daughter chinese? as in the language/the much loved fast food??

crazy celebs and their baby names!

  • 4.
  • At 09:26 PM on 04 Aug 2006,
  • tal wrote:

dom you are officially a comedy legend. you have the love and respect of all people with an unhealthy fascination to dev

  • 5.
  • At 12:47 PM on 04 Aug 2006,
  • Luke wrote:

Give this man his own show.

Now.

  • 6.
  • At 07:04 PM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Melanie wrote:

Am I missing something? I thought your daughter's name was Xanthe.

I just had my daughter Christened in April, and that was one hell of an experience. Fortunately, my family wanted nothing to do with the partying afterwards so my husband, his family (who flew in from the UK, we're in NYC) went to a bar.

Congratulations

  • 7.
  • At 06:03 PM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Lynsey wrote:

Hi Dom,

I love your impression of carrie almost as much as i love you!

  • 8.
  • At 06:03 PM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Lynsey wrote:

Hi Dom,

I love your impression of carrie almost as much as i love you!

  • 9.
  • At 06:03 PM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Lynsey wrote:

Hi Dom,

I love your impression of carrie almost as much as i love you!

  • 10.
  • At 09:03 AM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Rachel wrote:

At the risk of being pedantic, there are a few spelling and grammar errors in this blog. Just thought I'd helpfully point that out to you, being an English teacher and all :)

  • 11.
  • At 08:37 AM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Guernsey dude wrote:

Carrie is hot...where is she?

  • 12.
  • At 07:29 AM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Dion wrote:

Great, Chris is offering people cars now. The Oprah Winfrey of Radio.

  • 13.
  • At 07:57 PM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • Carly wrote:

ahahaha thats funny....loving the swapping thing going on here...nice one carrie!

  • 14.
  • At 10:24 AM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • paddy wrote:

Anyone listening on the show last week might have heard Chris do the "Auntie Xanthe" gag... that was mine, I texted that in - he didn't attribute it to me, but that's life!

I think you need a double sided poster... Dev on one side, Tranny Rachel on the other. Something for all tastes there... Hmmm!

  • 15.
  • At 10:37 AM on 01 Aug 2006,
  • CB wrote:

Good grief people, can't you see they're deliberately posting as each other?!

Jeez, some people...

  • 16.
  • At 10:09 AM on 29 Jul 2006,
  • Andy wrote:

Dom ...Have you ever thought about online impressions....like nice to see you to see you nice...if u didnt get that it was of course bruce forsyth.....uncanny eh...Have a great christening.
Andy

  • 17.
  • At 02:04 PM on 28 Jul 2006,
  • wrote:

I think Dom and Carrie were mixed up. Regardless, congradulations on your daughter's christening.

  • 18.
  • At 10:14 AM on 28 Jul 2006,
  • wrote:

our devotion to Dev is worrying me Dom. "His" song to you on Thursday morning has permanently disturbed me.

  • 19.
  • At 08:11 AM on 28 Jul 2006,
  • Paul wrote:

Oh dear guys I think you are confusing your audience re Andrews posted comment number 3. Andrew....Carrie's first blog had Dom's pic on it, giving a clue that it was written by Dom, Carrie however tried to fool you by not putting her pic on her blog and pretending to be Dom.

  • 20.
  • At 10:45 PM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Andy wrote:

Dom! You Comedy Leg-End!

  • 21.
  • At 05:25 PM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Zoe wrote:

Can i come?

And i think xanthie (?) is a lovely name, not so sure how you spell it but i think its beautiful.

  • 22.
  • At 04:21 PM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Andrew wrote:

The last 2 posts seem to have Dom and Carrie mixed up???!

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