Everyone wants to fit in at a parent and toddler group.
But maybe the best policy is just to be yourself!
Dad 1
Alright now, I'm just here. Alright mate.
Dad 2
Alright pal.
Dad 1
Which one's yours then?
Dad 2
Oh that little tearaway there.
Dad 1
Oh, is it? That's my boy there, Stan.
Dad 2
Oh is it?
Dad 1
On the football already.
Dad 2
Oh is he?
Dad 1
Yeah he loves his football.
Dad 2
Ah nice one.
Dad 1
What do you reckon to the city last night?
Dad 2
Ah. Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
Dad 1
Well it could've been more I suppose. He was never offside.
Dad 2
Oh, he was never onside, was he? To be quite honest.
Dad 1
Still, get a new striker in now, in the window.
Dad 2
Oh, do you know what mate, I can't wait to get that striker, you know, through that鈥 Through that window. You know.
Dad 1
Could do with cover at right back as well I reckon.
Dad 2
And a cover up left back as well, you know? You need a good left back and good right back to balance everything out. It's like a table or a pool table. You know, you've got to have everything steady. You know. And then that's when you make a good game. That's what happens. It's all about. You know鈥 It's just brutal to be quite honest with you.
Dad 1
Yeah, yeah. Oh sorry, hang on a sec.
Dad 2
No worries, mate. Take care.
Dad 1
Go on play, what about this littleboy here? He likes football.
Dad 2
Sorry can I sit here?
Mum
Yeah go for it.
Dad 2
Yeah. Lovely. Oh thanks鈥 Sorry. I love your scarf.
Mum
Oh thank you.
Dad 2
Oh no you're welcome. It's just so chic. Who's this then?
Mum
This is little Xander, this is my youngest.
Dad 2
Xander? Gosh, that's such a quirky name.
Mum
Thank you. Yeah. We thought we'd go for something a bit different.
Dad 2
Yeah it's cool. Thank you. Yeah it's really cool. I reckon when he grows up, he's going to be sort of, like an artist or an actor or something.
Mum
Well he is actually very musical. His favourite at the moment is the - I like the flowers鈥
Dad 2
Oh, I like the daffodils, I like the mountains鈥
Dad 1
Having a sing is it?
Dad 2
Hi. Oh, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. Yeah.
Dad 1
Stan loves a sing. Teaching him all the chants, getting him ready for down the football.
Dad 2
Oh and me. Yeah that's exactly what I'm teaching Jason there.
Dad 1
Watch this. Oh, you'll love this. Ready Stan? City till I die, I'm City till I die. I know I am. I'm sure I am. I'm City until I die, good boy.
Dad 2
Oh, brutal. Brutal. I like the flowers, I like the daffodils, I like the mountains, I like the rolling hills and I like the fireside when the lights are low.
All
Singing doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, quieter, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a, doo-wop-a.
Dad 2
Ohh鈥 Two seconds鈥 Jason get that out of your mouth please mate! Excuse me. What did Daddy say take it out of your mouth please.
Dad 1
See the city last night?
Mum
狈辞鈥
Dad 1
翱丑鈥
