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Help I've Got Chocolatey Fingers

The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional after discussing their curry at Jordan's.

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: A Flashback, A Diary, And A Waffle Top.

The boys take a trip back in time through William's diary entries, circa 2018.

• 20 mins

Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers.

• 45 mins

Weekend Release: Olives, Beer, And Bloopers

In this weekend’s release we hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book.

• 18 mins

Help I Don’t Know Where To Look

Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio.

• 38 mins

Weekend Release: Yearbooks, Posh Sausage, And Sore Wrists.

William and Jordan have come to the studio today with very sore wrists (don’t be lewd)...

• 20 mins

Help There's A Spaniel's Ear In The Pool

Team Sexted rediscover just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is.

• 45 mins

Weekend Release: Massages, Straws, and Douchebags.

Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is?

• 15 mins

Help We've Swapped Places

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky peek into the 'upside down' of the Sexted world.

• 50 mins

Weekend Release: Stubble, Ghosts, and a Blonde Roast

The boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts.

• 18 mins

Help She's Touching My Thermostat

Jordan discovers William’s got more followers than him.

• 45 mins

Weekend Release: William's Surprise Darling

Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret and today the cat's out of the bag!

• 37 mins

Help I’m Non-Mahogany

There’s a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios.

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: Peas, Condiments and Doppelgangers

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour.

• 20 mins

Help I Kegged Myself

Find out how Jordan got his golden tan from his luxury holiday to "Skegness".

• 40 mins

Weekend Release: Jordan's Showreel, Full Moons and AV Adam

A Jordan North showreel from 10 years ago resurfaces…

• 25 mins

Help We've Got Some News To Share

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book).

• 42 mins

Weekend Release: Common List, Welsh Towns and EPB's Ring

William and Jordan attempt to work out what's common and what's not.

• 20 mins

Help It’s Down My Urethra Franklin

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests.

• 45 mins

So Long, Farewell…

It's been some year for the podcast, so it's about time we hit you with a sucker punch.

• 19 mins

Help I’ve Got No Rizz

William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party.

• 43 mins

Canapes, Creme Frackay and New Year's Eve

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot.

• 22 mins

Help He Wants Me To Inspect His Bumhole

It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t know whether to laugh or cry...

• 45 mins

Sexted The Panto: Journey to Jordan North’s Pole

The pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters.

• 20 mins

The Sexted Awards 2023

The boys listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023!

• 19 mins

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind.

• 50 mins

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

The boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on.

• 16 mins

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the first time

• 30 mins

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper.

• 16 mins

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds.

• 39 mins