成人快手

'Do you remember when you went to the cinema years ago?' Big Ken from Belfast says. 'You would go and there would be two movies on, the 'big show' and the 'wee show'.'

'You always asked,' Sean says, 'if someone said there was a good show at the pictures, didn't you? The first question you asked was, 'What's the wee show like?' You always had to know that the wee show was like.'

'And then you would go into the cinema,' Big Ken says, 'and they would be showing the end of the wee film. And you would sit through until you got to the bit that you had seen and you would say, 'This is where we came in,' and you got up and walked out.'

And Big Ken's joke: 'The man who was mauled at the Teddy Bear's picnic is recovering, but he's not out of the woods yet.'

With music from Brad Paisley, Wilson Pickett, Johnny Nash, and more.